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Sedatedfork
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Good to hear. I guess the poor economy has hit the strippers the hardest.
BlazersBlood
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Yeah I heard they are kicking guys out for tipping with food stamps.
On a funny note, my friend got us kicked out of Union Jack's for tipping a stripper with a chalupa coupon after a Blazer game.
Sedatedfork
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That crazy Mike Rice -- always trying to use Chalupa coupons as cash.
GoBlazersGo
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Good shit!
I HATE Taco Bell's food! It KILLS me... literally, I think. However, I used to save them all season, then when I'd get bored during the summer, I'd take them all with me when I went to skate at Burnside. I'd get the bums together and sponsor a skate competition for solely Chalupas and Pabst (or Hamm's). Those dudes treated that shit like the prizes were $1,000,000 in cash and a gold medal in the Summer Olympics or something. I've never seen so many people puttin' their collective asses on the line for such prizes (other than the fruits damn-near risking their lives for a t-shirt at Blazers games sometimes). Have you ever seen a bum--that doesn't skate, mind you--*trying* to skate? On transition, no less!? I'd imagine you might have a better chance teaching a dog how to skateboard, than you would these guys. Oh well, it was good times... they always got to decide the winner(s) and then they'd end up just splitting all of the beer and Chalupas at the end anyways. I bet there were many a Dutch Oven at the hobo camp on those nights!
BlazersBlood
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Dude that is fuckin funny! That should be on Youtube. Make it happen!
Good shit!
I HATE Taco Bell's food! It KILLS me... literally, I think. However, I used to save them all season, then when I'd get bored during the summer, I'd take them all with me when I went to skate at Burnside. I'd get the bums together and sponsor a skate competition for solely Chalupas and Pabst (or Hamm's). Those dudes treated that shit like the prizes were $1,000,000 in cash and a gold medal in the Summer Olympics or something. I've never seen so many people puttin' their collective asses on the line for such prizes (other than the fruits damn-near risking their lives for a t-shirt at Blazers games sometimes). Have you ever seen a bum--that doesn't skate, mind you--*trying* to skate? On transition, no less!? I'd imagine you might have a better chance teaching a dog how to skateboard, than you would these guys. Oh well, it was good times... they always got to decide the winner(s) and then they'd end up just splitting all of the beer and Chalupas at the end anyways. I bet there were many a Dutch Oven at the hobo camp on those nights!
BoBoBREWSKI
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I love Taco Bell! Just ask HCP and Dobilina!
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taco bell rocks.
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Yeap. He works the late shift.
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Taco Hell
But I love the idea of giving the chalupa coupons to the homeless . . . I just won't make them dance for it.
But I love the idea of giving the chalupa coupons to the homeless . . . I just won't make them dance for it.
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What's their slogan? Oh yeah, "take a trot for the border"
Good shit!
I HATE Taco Bell's food! It KILLS me... literally, I think. However, I used to save them all season, then when I'd get bored during the summer, I'd take them all with me when I went to skate at Burnside. I'd get the bums together and sponsor a skate competition for solely Chalupas and Pabst (or Hamm's). Those dudes treated that shit like the prizes were $1,000,000 in cash and a gold medal in the Summer Olympics or something. I've never seen so many people puttin' their collective asses on the line for such prizes (other than the fruits damn-near risking their lives for a t-shirt at Blazers games sometimes). Have you ever seen a bum--that doesn't skate, mind you--*trying* to skate? On transition, no less!? I'd imagine you might have a better chance teaching a dog how to skateboard, than you would these guys. Oh well, it was good times... they always got to decide the winner(s) and then they'd end up just splitting all of the beer and Chalupas at the end anyways. I bet there were many a Dutch Oven at the hobo camp on those nights!