OT: Roy Hibbert Words of Warning

[e_blazer]

Be careful where you apply your Bengay:

Roy Hibbert @Hoya2aPacer
I looked angry during the game its cause I used flexall/Bengay on my knees under my black tights. Somehow it got on my balls. Burned so bad.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Roy Hibbert has had done real trouble with his balls this year!

 

[e_blazer]

Roy Hibbert has had done real trouble with his balls this year!

I figured he was intentionally trying the Bengay to take down the swelling aftereffects from LMA's knee. Bad idea.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Also, never beat off with shampoo

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I love Roy Hibbert.


No homo.

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[JfizzleBlazer]

Some of the guys on my cross country team in high school would put icy hot on their balls before a race. It made it so when you ran fast your balls would feel cool, if you slowed down your balls would burn from lack of wind going in your shorts.

Yes I was one of them and it did help

 

[Natebishop3]

Also, never beat off with shampoo

Only conditioner.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Werd

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Some of the guys on my cross country team in high school would put icy hot on their balls before a race. It made it so when you ran fast your balls would feel cool, if you slowed down your balls would burn from lack of wind going in your shorts.

Yes I was one of them and it did help

Intense ball pain is a great motivator

 

[OneLifeToLive]

Who said this looked like the Dallas game?

Watch Stuckey

 

[Nikolokolus]

God it really makes me wish Indy hadn't matched last year. Lopez is "fine" but Hibbert is just a cut above.

 

[noknobs]

God it really makes me wish Indy hadn't matched last year. Lopez is "fine" but Hibbert is just a cut above.

The fact his balls burn real bad, that's why you wish he was in Portland?

 

[Nikolokolus]

The fact his balls burn real bad, that's why you wish he was in Portland?

Unrelated. Just remembering that we had a decent shot at him.

 

[PapaG]

God it really makes me wish Indy hadn't matched last year. Lopez is "fine" but Hibbert is just a cut above.

With Hibbert, the bench is even worse this year because there would have been no cap space. I'll take the trade off with Ropez.

 

[crandc]

The things I don't have to worry about ...

 

[handiman]

God it really makes me wish Indy hadn't matched last year. Lopez is "fine" but Hibbert is just a cut above.

I was thinking last night, maybe we can lure Sabonis out of retirement. I bet he's still got enough game left for ten minutes a night off the bench, and with everything he and the franchise have been through, it seems only fitting to get him into the Finals in a Blazers uni somehow.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

With Hibbert, the bench is even worse this year because there would have been no cap space. I'll take the trade off with Ropez.

The bench would have probably been about the same and maybe better. As of now, we have four players coming off the bench. It should not be hard to match that production with the cap exception we would have gained after signing Hibbert, the full MLE this past offseason, and trading guys like Babbitt, Smith, etc for players from teams looking to tank or make a run in free agency. Our long term flexibility would have been hampered though as we would probably be in the luxury tax this year and definitely next.

I am happy to have Lopez at half the cost for this year and next though. Hard to imagine us doing any better than we are doing currently.