OT: When healthy D Wade is the best player in the NBA

[Further]

You sir are a master of words, twisting and turning them this way and that to confuse and befuddle. Some fuzzy math you make, sir, some fuzzy math. I will refrain from addressing your obvious sexual confusion when showing a guy with long, blond hair and describing him as cute and cuddly. Of course you are confused. You are dwarf. You know nothing about sex. How could you, under all those beards and multiple layers of clothing. You counting 11 where 12 are - is, again, math that is not focused - but I am, I must admit, surprised that you consider your rooster a part of your clothing, even if it is adorned with jewelry.

You, sir, prove that the pen is mightier than the sword, assuming that the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp. The truth may be out there, sir, but lies are inside your head.

Our interaction has lead me to perform more research, sir, (or lady, as it may be, who knows what lies under the chainmail) - and I have now refined my conclusion and decided, sir, that you are a dwarf cat, for it is said that in ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; and you behavior proves, sir, that they have not forgotten this.

First, the line I have bolded. Well played mine enemy. I will admit that my that I cherish my rooster and treat him with the dignity he deserves.

Onto your conclusion. I have earlier pointed out that you were racist, but now I must also elucidate upon the sexist nature of your words, saying that I am a pussy dwarf. Is it not bad enough to disparage my long elfin ancestry, but to also lampoon all women with such vile words and compare them all to short bearded unkept tunnel-dwellers? Tisk Tisk Tisk!

 

[andalusian]

I am not worthy, not worthy...

 

[RedHotRollin]

I know not many will agree and quite frankly I don't care but this guy is the best I have seen since MJ. If this guy had half the talent around him that Kobe or Lebron had he would be the closest thing to Jordan that there is. This guy is also the most clutch guy in the league, Roy is not to far behind in the clutch category. I don't like how Wade bitches about every call though. (seeing how gets more then is fair share.) I expect to see him on another team soon if the heat cant land atleast boozer or bosh.

He's top three. No one does more for his team than Lebron James though.

 

[Further]

I am not worthy, not worthy...

I love this thread. Too bad a lot of people won't read it because they skip all threads started by the OP.