Funny Oxymorons (2 Viewers)

[riverman]

Immaculate conception

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dead Oxy Moron.

 

[riverman]

 

[Denny Crane]

Dead oceans.

 

[riverman]

Star wars

 

[jlprk]

ego trip

(A real trip temporarily extinguishes your ego.)

 

[Denny Crane]

Leading from behind.

You know who.

 

[riverman]

Party pooper

 

[riverman]

mission impossible...(they pull it off every time)

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Plausible denial

 

[riverman]

Pork belly futures

 

[riverman]

Lip service

 

[riverman]

Bear market
Bull market....this one's not such a stretch if you use the less common meaning for bull

 

[Denny Crane]

Most of these aren't oxymorons.

FWIW

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Common interest

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Common sense.......or did I miss that one?

 

[Denny Crane]

Act naturally

 

[riverman]

Most of these aren't oxymorons.

FWIW

enter the oxymoron police...guilty of misuse without a license or permission on all counts. your post was definitely not an oxymoron by the way..just like this one of mine

 

[riverman]

advanced beginner

 

[riverman]

bad luck

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Most of these aren't oxymorons.

FWIW

They are in Zero world.

 

[riverman]

Random order

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Party of one

 

[riverman]

zero deficit

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Civil war

 

[riverman]

pool table

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Organized chaos

 

[riverman]

Politically correct

 

[riverman]

Bitter sweet

 

[jlprk]

mental health
If you're mental, you're not healthy. Duh.

rookie of the year
There are many rookies each year. Not one. Duh.

Denny's message bored
How could people ever be bored by Denny's message? Duh.