Funny Oxymorons (3 Viewers)

[riverman]

Super Fly

 

[jlprk]

I can think up these all night.

Round peg in a square hole.
How could a round peg fit in a square hole? Duh.

Square peg in a round hole.
Actually, I can picture this.

 

[riverman]

Genuine imitation leather

 

[riverman]

I can think up these all night.

Round peg in a square hole.
How could a round peg fit in a square hole? Duh.

Square peg in a round hole.
Actually, I can picture this.

Good thing because I'm running out of them

 

[riverman]

Global economy

 

[jlprk]

'OxiClean Versatile Stain Remover'
What kind of a moron would name something Oxy? Clearly this is an oxy moron.

 

[jlprk]

I went to Occidental College. Its nickname is Oxy.

Nope, can't find an oxymoron with this one.

 

[riverman]

Grape Nuts, what the hell are those or worse, Grape Nut flakes
Special K
Captain Crunch
Honey Nut Cheerios...cereal brand names are all absurd

 

[riverman]

 

[jlprk]

Riverman.
Must I explain that a river is not a man?

You must be an oxymoron yourself.

 

[jlprk]

jlprk.
Nothing to talk about with that one.

 

[riverman]

Riverman.
Must I explain that a river is not a man?

You must be an oxymoron yourself.

DING DING!!! Now we're cookin'

 

[riverman]

jlprk.
Nothing to talk about with that one.

I always thought jlprk was possibly jesus loves pork

 

[riverman]

or jews living in palestine rarely know

 

[jlprk]

A cool guy's heating pad.
Look, I'm just looking around my pad and getting ideas everywhere I look.

 

[riverman]

Roaring 20's

 

[jlprk]

Suitcase.
You have a case, so you sue. Get it?

Yes, I'm looking at my suitcase. I'm trapped in Virginia near Washington D.C.

 

[riverman]

Old Yuppies

 

[jlprk]

Fucking little bugs.
Clearly, bugs fuck. The oxymoron is that when I squash these fucks on my bright tablet screen in the dark, they squeal, "Moron!"

 

[riverman]

Suitcase.
You have a case, so you sue. Get it?

Yes, I'm looking at my suitcase. I'm trapped in Virginia near Washington D.C.

If you're near Norfolk they have amazing grapes there this time of year..hence the bugs

 

[jlprk]

Federal employees.
These bums are employed?

 

[jlprk]

Georgetown University Hospital.
Well, which is it?

 

[riverman]

go to page one and you'll see a few of those like employment dept or unemployment office

 

[riverman]

Georgetown University Hospital.
Well, which is it?

I'd go with the George and then tear up the town

 

[jlprk]

The only white person in the grocery store.
Illogical in Bellingham.

 

[jlprk]

Appointment at 8 am, 7 hours from now, it's 10:20 in Portland.
If the arithmetic makes no sense, is it an oxymoron?

 

[jlprk]

Fuck this. I'm not tired but I gotta force myself. A shame to waste all this cleverness. Goodnight Riverman.

 

[jlprk]

Goodnight.
Often untrue.

 

[riverman]

don't let the bedbugs bite

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

American Citizen.