BigGameDamian
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Maybe they should just let the 2 players go at it like they do in Hockey. When one of them fall is when the ref steps in to break it up. A good fight can change momentum.
I see suspensions.
Nope. I like the bonobo solutions better. Bonobos, our close primate cousins, are generally peaceable creatures but occasionally squabbles do break out, usually involving young males. (Like NBA players.) The mature females, who are the group leaders, intervene and the combatants make up by facing each other and stroking one another's penises. So get a few mature women (like me) to sit courtside at every NBA game and if players start getting pushy pushy we yell "time!" and the players then stand center court and stroke penises. Then resume the game.
Nope. I like the bonobo solutions better. Bonobos, our close primate cousins, are generally peaceable creatures but occasionally squabbles do break out, usually involving young males. (Like NBA players.) The mature females, who are the group leaders, intervene and the combatants make up by facing each other and stroking one another's penises. So get a few mature women (like me) to sit courtside at every NBA game and if players start getting pushy pushy we yell "time!" and the players then stand center court and stroke penises. Then resume the game.
And purely in the name of gender equality, the WNBA should institute a similar policy where mature males sit court side and instruct the young females to finger each others vaginas at the first sign of conflict. Should such policies be enacted, the flip flop in demographics of the crowds at the games would be instantaneous. Suddenly, every NBA team would be on the verge of bankruptcy with crowds consisting of a couple thousand females and every WNBA game would be a sell out attracting 20,000 boisterous males.
BNM
Don't know how often the women fight. But we can forward your suggestion.And purely in the name of gender equality, the WNBA should institute a similar policy where mature males sit court side and instruct the young females to finger each others vaginas at the first sign of conflict. Should such policies be enacted, the flip flop in demographics of the crowds at the games would be instantaneous. Suddenly, every NBA team would be on the verge of bankruptcy with crowds consisting of a couple thousand females and every WNBA game would be a sell out attracting 20,000 boisterous males.
BNM
And purely in the name of gender equality, the WNBA should institute a similar policy where mature males sit court side and instruct the young females to finger each others vaginas at the first sign of conflict. Should such policies be enacted, the flip flop in demographics of the crowds at the games would be instantaneous. Suddenly, every NBA team would be on the verge of bankruptcy with crowds consisting of a couple thousand females and every WNBA game would be a sell out attracting 20,000 boisterous males.
BNM
Wouldn't the WNBA players (and maybe the LPGA players) be the only ones attending NBA games?And purely in the name of gender equality, the WNBA should institute a similar policy where mature males sit court side and instruct the young females to finger each others vaginas at the first sign of conflict. Should such policies be enacted, the flip flop in demographics of the crowds at the games would be instantaneous. Suddenly, every NBA team would be on the verge of bankruptcy with crowds consisting of a couple thousand females and every WNBA game would be a sell out attracting 20,000 boisterous males.
BNM
Where do players or coaches go after they're ejected? Do they have to wait in the locker room? Do they have to leave the arena?
And purely in the name of gender equality, the WNBA should institute a similar policy where mature males sit court side and instruct the young females to finger each others vaginas at the first sign of conflict. Should such policies be enacted, the flip flop in demographics of the crowds at the games would be instantaneous. Suddenly, every NBA team would be on the verge of bankruptcy with crowds consisting of a couple thousand females and every WNBA game would be a sell out attracting 20,000 boisterous males.
BNM
Where do players or coaches go after they're ejected? Do they have to wait in the locker room? Do they have to leave the arena?
