Patrick Stewart eats first slice of pizza

[speeds]

He's 72. How is this possible?

 

[MickZagger]

He was holding out for marriage. It never happened so he gave in.

 

[ABM]

Normally, he devours the entire pizza to himself?

 

[MickZagger]

I thought that was Bill Maher at first.

 

[speeds]

I thought that was Bill Maher at first.

That dick's probably a Kings fan.

 

[MARIS61]

Must be a riot at parties with that devil-may-care attitude.

 

[maxiep]

I wonder if before he took his first bite, he said, "Engage"?

 

[Eastoff]

I'm pretty sure he's referring to not having real new york style pizza before. That's why he said 'pizza "slice"' and not 'slice of pizza.'

tl;dr you're dumb.

 

[Boise Blazer]

I always find it weird how sometimes when people havent tried or done something it almost becomes like a challenge at times to purposely avoid doing it. Like not doing becomes a game or a way of life at that point. For example I have never seen the movie Grease. And at this point I refuse to see it simply because I enjoy the reaction on people's face when I tell them I havent seen it.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Was it Elliott Williams who thought pizza was nasty?

 

[Denny Crane]

That's not pizza though. It's cardboard with ragu poured on it.

 

[speeds]

So, in all those years, you never, you know, walked by a pizza place, you’re hungry, you decide to go in and try a slice? How come that never happened?

I know, it’s hard to understand, isn’t it? But, you know, I would go in there and order a pizza and eat a whole pizza. It was the concept of the slice that I had never encountered before.



Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/up...a-just-his-first-slice-uh-what/#ixzz2UoSSyjx6

 

[jlprk]

I always find it weird how sometimes when people havent tried or done something it almost becomes like a challenge at times to purposely avoid doing it. Like not doing becomes a game or a way of life at that point. For example I have never seen the movie Grease. And at this point I refuse to see it simply because I enjoy the reaction on people's face when I tell them I havent seen it.

I have never seen most of the TV shows, movies, and songs that this board idolizes. I have always preferred reading and watching nonfiction to fiction.

Capt. Kirk later said that of course he has eaten pizza. I read many such artices and wonder, what's that about? This thread explained it.