OT PDX Big Freeze 2018!

[THE HCP]

McDonald's will let you cook the fries from home?

(@HCP joke.)

GOD DAMNIT! Just saw this!

 

[THE HCP]

Well...she IS the manager after all!
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Great pop culture reference......great movie!!

 

[The Professional Fan]

How exactly do you sell coffee in a bikini from home? #BAM

Trust me, you don't wanna know

 

[riverman]

How exactly do you sell coffee in a bikini from home? #BAM

bikinis wouldn't hold much coffee...and would be a problem to deliver without spilliing

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

HCP is getting jealous of all this 3-7 inch talk on the news. His wife doesnt call him "Stubby" for no reason.

 

[ripcityboy]

Not sticking here yet. But as soon as I get back from my rounds I am going stock up for the next couple of days.

 

[THE HCP]

Not sticking here yet. But as soon as I get back from my rounds I am going stock up for the next couple of days.

You do realize how useless your post is if you say “here” and NOT TELL US WHERE HERE IS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!
That would like us having a neighborhood watch thread and I posted, “OH SHIT! I just got my car stolen and they shot at me.....PLEASE be careful out there!” And NOT post where the crime took place. #SIGH
Sorry, this is how I get when there are no NBA games to watch.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Keep hearing different weather forecasts for today.

 

[ripcityboy]

You do realize how useless your post is if you say “here” and NOT TELL US WHERE HERE IS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

Well. It's north of Aurora and south of Tualatin, west of Canby and east of Chehalem. Notice how I avoided using an insults and instead used wit. Something you have no concept of.

 

[THE HCP]

Keep hearing different weather forecasts for today.

Don’t worry about it computer kid....... just get out and live life. Enjoy the snow or slush or whatever comes your way. You have hid long enough in your mom’s basement. Get out and meet real people.....not ones you have to inflate or wind up to communicate with. Now is your chance to become part of society. Use this weather phenomenon as an excuse to step away from the laptop and go be somebody. I’m sure the first couple steps upstairs might be rough, but it will get easier. Good luck NER......errrrr..... BGD!

 

[THE HCP]

Well. It's north of Aurora and south of Tualatin, west of Canby and east of Chehalem. Notice how I avoided using an insults and instead used wit. Something you have no concept of.

Sure, I also noticed you avoided using any name of a town or city or whatever those are that I even remotely know the location of........ so once again...... why don’t you send me a red dot on a map and we will be straight. Unless you are worried I’m going to break in to your basement!

 

[ripcityboy]

Sure, I also noticed you avoided using any name of a town or city or whatever those are that I even remotely know the location of........ so once again...... why don’t you send me a red dot on a map and we will be straight. Unless you are worried I’m going to break in to your basement!

For what, Cheese Puffs? I already ate those Fam!

 

[e_blazer]

Sure, I also noticed you avoided using any name of a town or city or whatever those are that I even remotely know the location of........ so once again...... why don’t you send me a red dot on a map and we will be straight. Unless you are worried I’m going to break in to your basement!

Man, the HCP needs to leave his north Portland man cave and explore the region once in awhile.

 

[julius]

You do realize how useless your post is if you say “here” and NOT TELL US WHERE HERE IS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!
That would like us having a neighborhood watch thread and I posted, “OH SHIT! I just got my car stolen and they shot at me.....PLEASE be careful out there!” And NOT post where the crime took place. #SIGH
Sorry, this is how I get when there are no NBA games to watch.

Somebody needs a hug.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Sure, I also noticed you avoided using any name of a town or city or whatever those are that I even remotely know the location of........ so once again...... why don’t you send me a red dot on a map and we will be straight. Unless you are worried I’m going to break in to your basement!

@ripcityboy (and I) don’t want you getting your inner city nose outta joint by bragging about how we live in a suburban paradise and you don’t.......and for what it’s worth, there are few, if any basements out this way....

 

[The Professional Fan]

Keep hearing different weather forecasts for today.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SportsAndWhine]

I have an all-day training on Wednesday I really don't want to attend, so go snow go!

Aaaaannnnnnd it just got cancelled. YUSS!

 

[Labinot41]

You Americans are pussys, look how cold it's here

 

[riverman]

@ripcityboy (and I) don’t want you getting your inner city nose outta joint by bragging about how we live in a suburban paradise and you don’t.......and for what it’s worth, there are few, if any basements out this way....

you guys have garagements

 

[Strenuus]

You Americans are pussys, look how cold it's here

Is that celcius or Fahrenheit?

 

[HailBlazers]

Aaaaannnnnnd it just got cancelled. YUSS!

Not like you need more DumbA$$ training anyway.

 

[THE HCP]

You Americans are pussys, look how cold it's here

Stick to making cars, we'll handle the hoops talk.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Not like you need more DumbA$$ training anyway.

It's what I tell 'em "Look you hired me because I'm the best dumbass... I don't need training to get better!"

 

[Labinot41]

Is that celcius or Fahrenheit?

Celcius

 

[Strenuus]

Celcius

So, wouldn't that technically be freezing temperatures here? Isn't 0 degrees celcius translating to 32 degrees Fahrenheit? So in actuality, you're actually the same temperature as us. lol.

 

[Labinot41]

So, wouldn't that technically be freezing temperatures here? Isn't 0 degrees celcius translating to 32 degrees Fahrenheit? So in actuality, you're actually the same temperature as us. lol.

Yeah but im not crying

 

[Strenuus]

Yeah but im not crying

Do you have proof others were?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]