Pearls of wisdom

[speeds]

Today I was cooking a pasta sauce and I used a jalepeno pepper. I took the seeds and the membrane out with my fingers and wiped them off on a cloth. Later I picked up the same cloth and wiped my face with it. This is not recommended, unless you like flushing your face and eyes with cold water for ten minutes.</p>

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[Денг Гордон]

Never take "nothing" as an answer, and for the love of God, don't believe it.

 

[ghoti]

When you drive, always assume the other drivers are going to do the most dangerous thing you can imagine at all times.

 

[Big Frame]

Wrap it before you tap it.</p>

 

[pegs]

All girls are liars and cheats, don't trust any of 'em.

 

[Denny Crane]

Don't go where the huskies go, and don't you eat no yellow snow.</p>

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