Piper or Alex?

[JfizzleBlazer]

This is fucking weird.

I don't follow popular culture so don't know much about these two women, but honestly, elbows? Straight men look at pictures of attractive women and stew over their elbows? Are you kidding me? Damn, I'm glad I'm not straight. I'd hate to have to depend on the approval of men who obsess over my fucking elbows.

What do your elbows look like?

Its a joke crandc. Its from an internet meme making fun of guys pointing out stupid stuff that are imperfect on a woman and shows a picture of a guy thats super nerdy saying it.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Here is the meme

 

[crandc]

Ah, I see, JFizzle.
Being a woman, who even though gay has had men think they are entitled to critique my every body part, I actually found it believable.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ah, I see, JFizzle.
Being a woman, who even though gay has had men think they are entitled to critique my every body part, I actually found it believable.

Good god you need to stop taking everything so seriously.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ah, I see, JFizzle.
Being a woman, who even though gay has had men think they are entitled to critique my every body part, I actually found it believable.

So... Piper or Alex?

 

[crandc]

Me, Dog? Honestly, neither are really my type. A tad too artificial, too thin. I honestly prefer real flesh and blood women who look like they sweat, fart and take a piss from time to time. These celebs are so plasticized, styled and airbrushed they just leave me cold.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ah, I see, JFizzle.
Being a woman, who even though gay has had men think they are entitled to critique my every body part, I actually found it believable.

Meanwhile, women judge a man's job, his car, his house, his looks, how much money he makes, what kind of family he comes from, and his personality.

Typically men just care about personality and looks. So which of the two sexes tend to be more judgmental? And don't pretend like women don't rip men to shreds over their looks, or lack there of.

 

[crandc]

I have to say I've never heard women discuss elbows.

 

[Natebishop3]

I have to say I've never heard women discuss elbows.

And I have never seen a man seriously discuss elbows either.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Anyway, halfway thru the new season, not sure yet, haven't seen the body, but I'm surprised that _________ is dead. Went on the IMDB and was surprised to see that she is going to play Dr Frank-N-Furter in a remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not sure how I feel about that, I don't see how anyone could play that better than Tim Curry.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Anyway, halfway thru the new season, not sure yet, haven't seen the body, but I'm surprised that _________ is dead. Went on the IMDB and was surprised to see that she is going to play Dr Frank-N-Furter in a remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not sure how I feel about that, I don't see how anyone could play that better than Tim Curry.

They have Adam Lambert playing Eddie?!? Ewww....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ah, I see, JFizzle.
Being a woman, who even though gay has had men think they are entitled to critique my every body part, I actually found it believable.

Have you seen Shallow Hal starring Jack Black? 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[VanillaGorilla]

I got tired of that show a few episodes into season two. What season is it on now?

Where's the thread about the Peaky fookin' Blinders? That and Bloodline are my favorite Netflix shows currently.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got tired of that show a few episodes into season two. What season is it on now?

Where's the thread about the Peaky fookin' Blinders? That and Bloodline are my favorite Netflix shows currently.

Bloodline is intense. Happy Valley is pretty good also.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Soso for me.

 

[crandc]

Never seen Shallow Hal. Heard about it.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I want both of them, at the same time.
I also think SoSo looks pretty good also.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lorna Morello.

 

[drexlersdad]

Seriously? You guys are spending this much time talking about Orange is the new Black?

This is the first post that told me what the fuck this thread was about.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Seriously? You guys are spending this much time talking about Orange is the new Black?

We could talk more about Calabro's bald head or which actress we'd like to be locked up with. Seems like a no brainer

 

[riverman]

Maritza and it's not even close

 

[riverman]

Am I right or what?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Am I right or what?
View attachment 9345

She is also hot.

Its her or so so. Piper and alex dont hold a candle to either.

Alex looks like she takes a piss and farts

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Am I right or what?
View attachment 9345

You are definitely right!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I read OITNB when it came out and it was okay in book form. But as a TV show I find it rather boring. I much more enjoyed Wentworth, which is basically a much grittier and more intense Australian version of Orange. It's running on Netflix. The actress who plays the warden is scarier than shit. Great show and I highly recommend it, at least over OITNB......

 

[santeesioux]

Am I right or what?
View attachment 9345

Her and Flaca are definitely best girls. Waifu talk on S2, whodathunkit?

 

[Natebishop3]

I just started watching The Ranch on Netflix. Sam Elliott is hilarious.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Never seen Shallow Hal. Heard about it.

Not the best movie ever but has a pretty good message, funny for the most part.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Well, this wasn't really a great topic but I answered. I suspect the other guys who answered have prison guard fantasy issues. NOT me, I like nurses and cheerleaders and cfnm and......well, you get the idea.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Am I right or what?
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DAMN!!! I think I have my new favorite!