Event Playoff viewing party and golf with Wookee, Sly & Homer

[SlyPokerDog]

With the first playoff game being this Saturday or Sunday, Wookee, Homer, Lanny and I are thinking about getting together and playing 9 holes of golf then watching the game.

The bad news is Wookee hates to travel so it looks like we'll play in Albany.

The good news is we'll play in Albany so Wookee can get you guys free sheep to....

Anyone interested in meeting up, playing golf, drinking beer and watching the Blazers win?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If you don't play golf you can still come.

 

[BBert]

I'm in. But not for golf.

 

[BBert]

Is this for Albany or Lebanon?

 

[HailBlazers]

So who's Moe, who's Larry, and who's Curly?

 

[riverman]

I'm going to consider it. Would be fun but I don't play any sport where the ball doesn't come back. Too much like playing frisbee by yourself.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm going to consider it. Would be fun but I don't play any sport where the ball doesn't come back. Too much like playing frisbee by yourself.

You can drive my cart and hand me beers.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Lebanon. Pineway's in Lebanon, not Albany.

Jeez, Sly, I know we're all hicksville down here to you big city slickers, but come on, lol...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is this for Albany or Lebanon?

Aren't they right by each other? Does it really matter?

 

[riverman]

You can drive my cart and hand me beers.

Can I heckle just before you guys swing?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lebanon. Pineway's in Lebanon, not Albany.

Jeez, Sly, I know we're all hicksville down here to you big city slickers, but come on, lol...

Wookee doesn't date sheep from the Albany side of the tracks.

 

[BBert]

Well, going to Lebanon might violate my parole.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can I heckle just before you guys swing?

Please do, I suck at golf and will use your heckling as an excuse.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, going to Lebanon might violate my parole.

Just cut off your ankle monitor.

 

[oldfisherman]

Hate to miss this jollification event; we’re taken a road trip.
Try not to get any chocolate sauce on your putter.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Homer wants to make tee times.

Who wants to go?

 

[BBert]

Homer wants to make tee times.

Who wants to go?

Well, in England that's around 4:00 p.m.

What his poison? Chamomile? Earl Grey?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Golf sucks. And I'll be in Vegas.

Should I bet on the game?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Should I bet on the game?

Seriously? You'll be in fucking Vegas, why wouldn't you bet on the game?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Seriously? You'll be in fucking Vegas, why wouldn't you bet on the game?

I recommend betting on Homer, pretty sure he's the only one of us that plays regularly...

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

And I'll tank if you give me a piece of the action Jfizzle.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

My wife doesnt nearly give me enough action anymore. Definitely not in comparison to when we were dating, so I got lots of action to give homer.

I can't bet on the Sunday game, but I'll be able to bet on the Wednesday game. I'll be at a show though so I won't be able to watch the game

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

You savage.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Still looking for more peeps.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Golf with a bunch of old dudes? I rather hang out with HCP and his gang of paisas.

 

[PDXFonz]

That's a pretty long drive to watch you go 30 over par sly!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That's a pretty long drive to watch you go 30 over par sly!

29 maybe but never 30.

 

[BlazerWookee]

If you don't play golf you can still come.

Phrasing. Boom.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Anybody else interested in just joining us to watch the game? I'd like to get a half-way accurate count of who will be watching in the lounge in case we need to rearrange tables and chairs ahead of time.

There shouldn't be an issue with there being enough carts, but if we get more golfers, it's better to be prepared...

 

[BlazerWookee]

You slackers missed a really fun round of golf. Go Blazers!