Game Thread PLAYOFFS: ROUND 1, GAME 1: BLAZERS @ CLIPPERS - 4/17/16, SUNDAY, 7:30 PM (PDT), TNT & KGW

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[theprunetang]

So stupid. Their mascot flopped harder than Chris Paul.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This just seems wrong.

 

[Boob-No-More]

We need to dispatch the Clippers in the first round just to save the rest of the country from having to endure seeing more of that on national TV. Is that not the busiest, most hideous mascot costume ever? I'm actually cool with them selecting the condor as their mascot, and it will make prefect sense when Balmer changes the team name to the California Condors, but who came up with that costume design, a drunk, undergrad who is trying to learn Adobe Illustrator in his Graphic Design for Dummies class? I think he needs to throw in a few more colors, shapes and textures. Because you know what they say about graphic design, the more the better.

BNM

 

[theprunetang]

We need to dispatch the Clippers in the first round just to save the rest of the country from having to endure seeing more of that on national TV. Is that not the busiest, most hideous mascot costume ever? I'm actually cool with them selecting the condor as their mascot, and it will make prefect sense when Balmer changes the team name to the California Condors, but who came up with that costume design, a drunk, undergrad who is trying to learn Adobe Illustrator in his Graphic Design for Dummies class? I think he needs to throw in a few more colors, shapes and textures. Because you know what they say about graphic design, the more the better.

BNM

It's like a character from a Columbian children's show.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's like a character from a Columbian children's show.

It does look like someone put a beak on topo gigio.

 

[Driew]

I hate how it seems like we're always the last team that plays each year. I hate waiting!!

 

[Boob-No-More]

I hate how it seems like we're always the last team that plays each year. I hate waiting!!

I WISH we were the last team playing every year.

BNM

 

[kingslayer]

Looks like the TNT crew for our game will be Marv Albert and Chris Webber.

Love Webber, but I'll stick with MB and Rice!

 

[PDXFonz]

I hate how it seems like we're always the last team that plays each year. I hate waiting!!

Hmm speaking of...

Who would still rather be in the draft and therefor not getting to watch blazer basketball today?

It's like - Do you guys even remember how agonizing it is waiting for summer league to start?!?!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I forgot to take a nap so looks like ill need a fuck ton of caffeine tomorrow.

STEAL GAME 1 BLAZERS!!!

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[Driew]

I WISH we were the last team playing every year.

BNM

Same here but I was trying to say being the last team to play on opening weekend of the playoffs.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Same here but I was trying to say being the last team to play on opening weekend of the playoffs.

I know, but when I hear last team playing, I think last man standing, which means winning it all. We haven't been one of the two last teams playing in almost 24 years. I can't believe it's been that long. We came so close in 2000. That one still hurts.

BNM

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Watching spurs game. Lol'd that albitch has fingers taped, already making excuses for pussying out in playoffs. Hey hes even playing the same team he checked out against on blazers

 

[PDXFonz]

Watching spurs game. Lol'd that albitch has fingers taped, already making excuses for pussying out in playoffs. Hey hes even playing the same team he checked out against on blazers

He really messed his pinky up. Kept popping out of socket even with the tape job.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He really messed his pinky up. Kept popping out of socket even with the tape job.

Pop's will gnaw it off at halftime.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[TBpup]

Then he probably flopped and cried, 'Foul!'

 

[kjironman1]

We need more info on this?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We need more info on this?

Casey said it was an accident.

 

[kjironman1]

Are there any people from S2 that will be at the game tonight?

 

[kjironman1]

Casey said it was an accident.

Okay but if it happens a second time it means WAR!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

He really messed his pinky up. Kept popping out of socket even with the tape job.

Should quit rubbing his gina with it.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

The day a lot of people thought there was NO CHANCE of happening is here. The Portland Trail Blazers are in the playoffs. For those of you, who like me believed in the potential of this team and were not swayed by the haters(@KingAlbertoJrSpeed, @Orion Bailey,@riverman,@Chris Craig, @BonesJones,etc) this is your reward. For all the haters(You all know who you are) I hope you will put that aside and cheer your team on to make it as far as they can.

Damian Lillard was the first to say it; Its us against everybody. The Us includes the fans, ALL OF THE FANS. Lets be united starting tonight and support OUR team to victory in these playoffs. Lets once again prove to the "experts" who say we have NO CHANCE to beat The Los Angeles Clippers in the series why you #NEVERDOUBTRIPCITY!!!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Hahahaha albitch is choking. He's lucky he has leonard to pick up his shit or he'd drag this team down like he did ours.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

The day a lot of people thought there was NO CHANCE of happening is here. The Portland Trail Blazers are in the playoffs. For those of you, who like me believed in the potential of this team and were not swayed by the haters(@KingAlbertoJrSpeed, @Orion Bailey,@riverman,@Chris Craig, @BonesJones,etc) this is your reward. For all the haters(You all know who you are) I hope you will put that aside and cheer your team on to make it as far as they can.

Damian Lillard was the first to say it; Its us against everybody. The Us includes the fans, ALL OF THE FANS. Lets be united starting tonight and support OUR team to victory in these playoffs. Lets once again prove to the "experts" who say we have NO CHANCE to beat The Los Angeles Clippers in the series why you #NEVERDOUBTRIPCITY!!!

No shout out? I predicted 73-9 and it came true, just wrong team.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Duncan: why didnt you warn us he was an egomaniac?
Mills: I told you Matthews was better mate.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

For Day 1 of the Portland Trail Blazers Playoffs FU Tour the top three offensive scorers tonight will be;

CJ McCollum- 36pts/8ast/5rbs/2stls
Damian Lillard- 28pts/10ast/7rbs/1stls
Gerald Henderson- 18pts/3ast/4rbs/2blks

The top defensive player tonight for the Blazers will be;

Ed Davis- 18rbs(7 offensive, 11 defensive)/2blks

Who do you think it will be?

 

[kingslayer]