Porn Is Of The Devil

[ABM]

"Dear UPS, Please put all porn deliveries inside the sliding patio door."

Porn is of the devil, silly.

 

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Porn might be of the devil, but at least there is variety. A guy can only rub a few out to Proverbs before it losses its luster.

 

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I thought I saw you delivering a couple weeks ago in Salmon Creek too.

 

[ABM]

Porn might be of the devil, but at least there is variety. A guy can only rub a few out to Proverbs before it losses its luster.

Wrong.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wrong.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

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Porn might be of the devil, but at least there is variety. A guy can only rub a few out to Proverbs before it losses its luster.

WOW!

 

[ABM]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Just stop......please.

 

[MickZagger]

I thought I saw you delivering a couple weeks ago in Salmon Creek too.

I work out of Portland.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Ok, so....

Favorite porn sites?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just stop......please.

Just stop what? Your answer was funny.

 

[ABM]

Just stop what? Your answer was funny.

OK, I'll bite. In what way?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Porn might be of the devil, but at least there is variety. A guy can only rub a few out to Proverbs before it losses its luster.

Wrong.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Just stop......please.

Just stop what? Your answer was funny.

OK, I'll bite. In what way?

He said you can only rub it out to Proverbs before it losses its luster and you said, wrong. Meaning no matter how many times you rub one out to Proverbs it never losses its luster.

 

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With the tip of the staff that was in his hand, the angel of the LORD touched the meat and the unleavened bread. Fire flared from the rock, consuming the meat and the bread. And the angel of the LORD disappeared.

Judges 6:21

You are right. That one always gets me rock hard.

 

[ABM]

He said you can only rub it out to Proverbs before it losses its luster and you said, wrong. Meaning no matter how many times you rub one out to Proverbs it never losses its luster.

Gee, how did I miss that?

 

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The LORD said to Moses: "Tell your brother Aaron not to come whenever he chooses into the Most Holy Place behind the curtain in front of the atonement cover on the ark, or else he will die, because I appear in the cloud over the atonement cover.

Leviticus 16:2

I love this book!

 

[ABM]

I love this book!

Buffoonery

 

[MickZagger]

Ok, so....

Favorite porn sites?

There's only two that I go to. I check shooshtime daily and I also check xhamster here and there.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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