Porn sites ruined my phone?

[bodyman5000 and 1]

So, my wife used to get mad at me for using the home computer for the bad stuff I like to look at. Anyway, I've been using my phone for the last few years. I accidentally clicked on of the ads on xvideos a while ago and got popup stuff I didn't want. Ever since it's been acting weird.

I can't find anything wrong with it using Malwarebytes or resetting it or looking for weird programs.

Yet, when I use the Internet browser on it and click on a photo, sometimes something else shows up instead. It is very frustrating and I'm worried about it. I swear it took a selfie of me when I was scrolling through pictures the other night. It was acting super buggy too. Like the screen takes longer to load what you can click on.

Even on S2, I'll click a thread and another thread will open even though I didn't choose it.

Should I just get a new phone? It's getting old now but it still seems fine some of the time.

My friend was telling me his buddy got one of those things where some hacker locked his phone and wanted 300 bucks or they'd turn him in for illegal porn. I don't look at illegal stuff unless Mom's Teaching Teens was outlawed without my knowledge and I'll be damned if I pay someone blackmail.

Oh yeah, my phone has been shutting down when it says 20 percent battery...is that just from age?

 

[Natebishop3]

Why the hell are you looking at porn on your phone?

 

[Nikolokolus]

Factory reset your phone I guess?

 

[BlazerWookee]

If you wrap your phone in Saran wrap before logging on, it's much easier to clean afterwards.

 

[barfo]

Well, you were warned. Now send me all your money or I'll do something worse.

barfo

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

If you wrap your phone in Saran wrap before logging on, it's much easier to clean afterwards.

Is there an easier solution for the blind and hairy-palmed?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Why the hell are you looking at porn on your phone?

Because my wife uses the computer for work.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Is there an easier solution for the blind and hairy-palmed?

Well, if you're blind, internet porn really wouldn't be ideal. Even if you just wanted the sounds, you'd still have to ask someone else to navigate for you, and if they're willing to do that, you'd think they'd consider taking a more hands-on approach to helping...

 

[Dougnsalem]

What kind of phone is it?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The bigger porn sites are free of viruses and malware. They're the most popular sites on the internet, why would they fuck that up? It's the religious sites that are filled with viruses and malware now.

Symantec: Religious Websites More Likely to Infect Computers Than Porn Sites - See more at: http://www.dailytech.com/Symantec+R...n+Sites/article24613.htm#sthash.KtATFqW1.dpuf

When it comes to computer viruses, you’re now more likely to catch one visiting a church website than surfing for porn - http://www.slate.com/articles/techn..._ve_left_porn_sites_for_religious_sites_.html

 

[barfo]

That's it, now I have an excuse for not going to church. Too much disease.

barfo

 

[santeesioux]

Why the hell are you looking at porn on your phone?

Bathroom wank at work?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Well, if you're blind, internet porn really wouldn't be ideal. Even if you just wanted the sounds, you'd still have to ask someone else to navigate for you, and if they're willing to do that, you'd think they'd consider taking a more hands-on approach to helping...

Good thinking. This is the slow time of year for The HCP.

 

[Natebishop3]

Bathroom wank at work?

Who would....ever.... do.... that?

<.<

>.>

 

[blue32]

Hahahaha

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Bathroom wank at work?

Gross. You have to see the bathrooms here. Uggh

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What kind of phone is it?

Note 4

 

[theprunetang]

Well, if you're blind, internet porn really wouldn't be ideal. Even if you just wanted the sounds, you'd still have to ask someone else to navigate for you, and if they're willing to do that, you'd think they'd consider taking a more hands-on approach to helping...

It's all about that smutty braille porn. Every little bump leaves you quivering in anticipation at what comes next.

 

[Dougnsalem]

It's all about that smutty braille porn. Every little bump leaves you quivering in anticipation at what comes next.

Damn. "Quivering"? Nice, descriptive word selection.... LMAO....

 

[BlazerWookee]

It's all about that smutty braille porn. Every little bump leaves you quivering in anticipation at what comes next.

What comes next? WTF kind of bestial porn do blind people like?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

WTF kind of bestial porn do blind people like?

Probably the same as you...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

My thread about Possible Pat got less replies than this one already. Know your audience, that is the lesson.

 

[Dougnsalem]

 

[dviss1]

Is there a forum rule against posting links to porn sites?

 

[rasheedfan2005]

If it's android just uninstall the app thats having problems then reinstall it. If its a factory app then uninstall all updates and let it reinstall them. Android isnt total shit like windows.

 

[dviss1]

Is there a forum rule against posting links to porn sites?

Is there? I ask because I have the best one for @bodyman5000 and 1.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Is there? I ask because I have the best one for @bodyman5000 and 1.

I say you post it and if sly bans you we cut that racist dog up and cook him into some good korean food.

 

[dviss1]

I say you post it and if sly bans you we cut that racist dog up and cook him into some good korean food.

Ok this genuinely made me laugh.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is there? I ask because I have the best one for @bodyman5000 and 1.

Post it, just make sure it's clearly marked not safe for work.

 

[dviss1]

NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK. OR. KIDS.

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