Portland Traiblazer Urban Legends

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Did Clyde Drexler go into the Basketball Hall of Fame as a Houston Rocket?

 

[julius]

Does Damian drink like a fish?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Was Greg Oden really given exclusive access to Paul Allen's bedroom on Blazer one?

 

[ripcityboy]

Was Jake O'Donnell the son of a motherless goat or the offspring of an alcoholic bishop?

Wait, I know the answer to this question, he's a DEMON SEED!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Did Jerome Kersey really have a girl for every neighborhood in the Greater Portland Metropolitan area?

 

[ripcityboy]

Did Jerome Kersey really have a girl for every neighborhood in the Greater Portland Metropolitan area?

I could add a personal story from my childhood to put this in prespective. But the man's gone and he was a childhood hero of mine. Let's leave it at that.

 

[KingSpeed]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

All of them?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Are Ed Davis' hands actually industrial strength shop vacs?

 

[Boob-No-More]

Urban legends should always be stated as facts, not questions.

Qyntel Woods was summer league MVP.

BNM

 

[DUB]

Did Greg Oden injure his knee getting up off the couch, or playing Dance Dance Revolution?

I just want everybody to know, I did not hurt my knee getting up off the couch this summer, and I didn't hurt my knee playing
'Dance Dance Revolution' and break dancing this summer. That did not happen.

 

[jlprk]

Urban legends should always be stated as facts, not questions. Qyntel Woods was summer league MVP.

Damian drinks like a fish.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

Richie Frahm

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Coming up one lotto number short in the Derek Rose draft.

Hindsight, that would have been pretty brutal after Roy and Oden.

 

[DUB]

Brandon Roy got Z-Bo traded.

 

[julius]

The reason KP got fired.

 

[ripcityboy]

Jake O'Donnell is the son of a motherless goat.

Jake O'Donnell is the offspring of an alcoholic bishop.

Jake O'Donnell is a demon seed.

There I rephrased them for you.

 

[Cippy91]

Lamarcus has a vagina

 

[julius]

Lamarcus has a vagina

Hey now, let's try to keep this clean man. We can say a lot of things, but I will not stand idly by while you are disrespecting vaginas like that.

 

[santeesioux]

The "Hat Guy".

 

[Strenuus]

The Free Throw Guy made a difference.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

That burning they got could be described as Blazing but that doesn't make them a Blazer by NBA standards.

 

[Darkwebs]

LaMarcus wants to be the best Blazer ever!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Damon Stoudamire purposefully spread lies and rumors to Jason Quick to push his own agenda.

 

[Natebishop3]

Damon Stoudamire purposefully spread lies and rumors to Jason Quick to push his own agenda.

Except that one was true. I was there, peaking through the blinds.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Except that one was true. I was there, peaking through the blinds.

Kinky

 

[Strenuus]

Except that one was true. I was there, peaking through the blinds.

peaking? So something was rising when you were PEEKING through the blinds?

Sicko.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Hoop Fam had impending federal drug charges coming but went away when ZBO was traded.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Lubin' Ruben.

 

[HailBlazers]

@HCP works for the Blazers, not in fact a landscaper.

whoops this is urban legends not myths.