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[mook]

This was our family two years ago:

I was Frankenstein. (I was going for the Phil Hartman "Fire bad!" look.) The little guy was "Spider Baby."

Last year I don't seem to have any shots.

This year one boy is Iron Man (yeah, like 80% of all the little boys out there, but whatever makes him happy) while the other one is a skeleton. He thinks the skeleton is bad-ass, but on a 3 year old it's more ridiculous than it sounds.

The wife and I are going as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. I've never kissed a chick with a mustache before. Well, one with a mustache that big anyway.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I was going to be Muslim Barack Obama. Might still but for the party on Saturday I'll just be a cop (ponch from CHips) although my hair is too long now and I kind of want to buzz it. I might just buzz it and rock aviators. Gotta get a police uniform though...want the tan kind.

Previous years:
2009: NJ Guido/Douchebag- orange skin, spiked hair, techno music, ed hardy (note: this was BEFORE Jersey shore even started)
2008: Injured Greg Oden (he got injured a week before haloween on that season opener and I was depressed for a week)
2007: Ancient Chinese Dude (this was really awesome actually)
2006: Kim Jong Il (fuck, people loved that shit.)
2004: Elvis
2001: Pimp (pimp and ho party)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

this was last year

chinese guy

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

reason I'm going to be a cop is I'm going to go around the party and just go up to girls and yell "spread your legs". hahaha. only night of the year you can get away with that shit.

 

[THE HCP]

Ya........... I'm not 15 anymore.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ya........... I'm not 15 anymore.

Halloween parties in recent years are awesome. Girls dress really slutty and its kind of evolved into one of those "it doesn't count" kind of nights. inhibition levels are on the ground. But I understand if you would rather stay at home and bring candy to kids who ring your doorbell.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Halloween parties in recent years are awesome. Girls dress really slutty and its kind of evolved into one of those "it doesn't count" kind of nights. inhibition levels are on the ground. But I understand if you would rather stay at home and bring candy to kids who ring your doorbell.

I agree. Halloween should be celebrated at all ages.

I have went as a beekeeper the past couple of years and had my son as the bee.

This year, my son gets a bigger bee costume, my soon to be one year old daughter gets the old one, and the wife also joins the hive.

Past years I have went as brown bagging 40oz. Santa and Wilson from Home Improvement. Wilson costume was made when I showed up at my friends and was the only one not in costume. It only took a few minutes to cut a few foot section of 6' fence and to borrow a fishing hat from his grandfather.

 

[Natebishop3]

Did the Roman thing last year. PMC the year before that.... chicks dig a guy in tactical gear.

 

[MIXUM]

im going as rudy c

 

[mook]

Man, I like the idea of going as Kim Jung Il. I guess being a 6' white guy I couldn't really pull it off without taping the eyes to slant, which--

holy fuck. I'm looking out the window and my neighbor's dog has a massive fucking dead rat in his mouth right now. I'm upstairs and that fucker always barks at me. So do I go over there and tell them I was looking down into their lawn and saw it? Or pretend I didn't see anything?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Bought a pair of old huge women's glasses at goodwill they were prescription frames though so I got dizzy

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Bought a pair of old huge women's glasses at goodwill they were prescription frames though so I got dizzy

Punch out the lenses.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

A co-worker of mine, a DUDE btw, is going as Snookie.

 

[mook]

I was going to be Muslim Barack Obama. Might still but for the party on Saturday I'll just be a cop (ponch from CHips) although my hair is too long now and I kind of want to buzz it. I might just buzz it and rock aviators. Gotta get a police uniform though...want the tan kind.

Previous years:
2009: NJ Guido/Douchebag- orange skin, spiked hair, techno music, ed hardy (note: this was BEFORE Jersey shore even started)
2008: Injured Greg Oden (he got injured a week before haloween on that season opener and I was depressed for a week)
2007: Ancient Chinese Dude (this was really awesome actually)
2006: Kim Jong Il (fuck, people loved that shit.)
2004: Elvis
2001: Pimp (pimp and ho party)

I think he should be a Muslim Black Panther Communist Fascist Christian Wingnut Kenyan Obama. If you are going to do one, you really should dive in on all of them.

I think most liberals will find it hilarious. Tea Partiers will be dead sure you've finally figured it all out. (Get the Tea Partiers' names so you can sell them bars of gold later.)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think he should be a Muslim Black Panther Communist Fascist Christian Wingnut Kenyan Obama. If you are going to do one, you really should dive in on all of them.

I think most liberals will find it hilarious. Tea Partiers will be dead sure you've finally figured it all out. (Get the Tea Partiers' names so you can sell them bars of gold later.)

Barack Obama, Suicide Bomber?

on haloween itself I'll probably go to the Hermosa Beach Pier and there will be people out in crazy costumes. Probably rock that Obama one.

 

[mook]

holy fuck. I'm looking out the window and my neighbor's dog has a massive fucking dead rat in his mouth right now. I'm upstairs and that fucker always barks at me. So do I go over there and tell them I was looking down into their lawn and saw it? Or pretend I didn't see anything?

Hmmm. I walked over there and the giant dead rat was gone. Now I've got a serious Jimmy Stewart/ Rear Window thing. I guess I'll pretend nothing happened.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Punch out the lenses.

nah, it looked way worse.....the lenses made it b/c they were rose colored.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[BrianFromWA]

Woody and Jessie from Toy Story, and the little one in all green like an army man. She doesn't move much anyway

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

this was last year

Jon Gosselin?

I kid

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I got a lot of that actually that night. Was going for a more holistic douchebag though. I was going to have 8 babies on strings as a necklace or soemthing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

im going as rudy c

 

[MARIS61]

I'd seriously reward the neighbor's dog, and encourage him to repeat the behavior.

Unless you like giant LIVE rats in your yard.

 

[Bob Dobalina]

Man, I like the idea of going as Kim Jung Il. I guess being a 6' white guy I couldn't really pull it off without taping the eyes to slant, which--

Hey, I was a black superman/clark kent last year!


Went to work as Clark:

After emerging from the phone booth:

My Superfriends:

 

[Denny Crane]

This was me last year:

This was me the year before:

 

[crandc]

At my job about half come to work in costumes. This year I am dressing as A Blast From My Past. Tie-dye top, mini-skirt (yes, I still have good legs), purple tights, go-go boots, love beads, hoop earrings and a genuine button from the 1969 Moratorium March in San Francisco, "US Out of Vietnam Now". Funny, how natural it still feels.

In my teens my cousin & I hit all the rock concerts and I'd do my hair wild by washing, then braiding in as many tiny braids as I could, let it dry and undo the braids. I have very thick & curly hair and this would make it frizz out wildly. Haven't done that in years, I'll see if it still works.

One difference, aside from the fact that my figure is not as good as it once was, I used to wear rings on every finger. Sadly, arthritis has swollen and twisted my fingers so I can't wear rings anymore.

Last year I was a fig tree, year before Oakland A's cheerleader, year before a cat.

The beekeeper and bee is adorable!

 

[mook]

Hey, I was a black superman/clark kent last year!


Went to work as Clark:

After emerging from the phone booth:

My Superfriends:

Awesome. Well, it seems like it's always funny when a black guy dresses as a dorky white guy.

It's just kind of awkward when a white guy goes as another race, even if the guy he's going as happens to be the very biggest asshole on the entire planet (as I think Kim Jung Il is).

I'm not saying it's some great misjustice or anything. Just the price to be paid for white people being racist pricks for hundreds of years.

 

[mook]

This was me last year:

That look is as timeless as cud.

 

[mook]

This was me last year:

This was me last year:

This was me last year:

This was me last year:

Just had to see how it looked.

I'll explain how to synchronize the chew stroke for rep points.

 

[mook]

I'd seriously reward the neighbor's dog, and encourage him to repeat the behavior.

Unless you like giant LIVE rats in your yard.

That's a very, very good justification for my apathy. Much better than my preceding solution, which was, "Aw, fuck it."

Thanks. I'll sleep easier tonight.