powerball

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Just legally change your name, cash the winnings and do all interviews under the name Denny Crane. Then legally change your name to magnifier and bang his wife. Then change your name a few more times till you end up back where you started.

I was gonna go for Mike Honcho but Denny Crane does have its perks.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

We have differing ideas of friends and especially family I can tell you that.

Hey Mom, keep on typing away until you die.

People are so fucking greedy that we act like Bill Gates giving away bazillions of dollars while he still has more than 99.9999999999999999999 percent of the Earth is some kind of unbelievable sacrifice.

If I have a "friend" that I think is the type of person to fuck me over I'll stop being friends with him tomorrow. Money doesn't change that for me.

I don't think my friends would actually screw me over. But I know certain people inmy family(immediate included) that would.

 

[Further]

my immediate family and closest friends have all been very generous with me and nothing would bring me more joy than helping them. Secondary friends and family would receive less and those that got pissy could fuck off. Tirtiary friends and family might be able to borrow or receive small amounts. If over time they treated me well and paid back any loans, than they might receive more generosity. New people wouldn't find me very giving at all.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm really good at saying no to people. Also, I'm pretty content with my situation, so how is someone going to ask me to give them money if they have a nicer house and nicer car than I have. hah, good luck with that bro.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't think my friends would actually screw me over. But I know certain people inmy family(immediate included) that would.

I was just telling people about family I don't talk to now. If they win I won't talk to them after.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Any of you fine gentlemen live in Chino Hills?

 

[Denny Crane]

Next payout estimate is 1.5 billion
The lump sum payout estimate is 930 million
Federal tax rate is 39.6

I live in WA which has no state tax on lottery

If I were the only winner, my after tax winnings would be $595,200,000. It has now reached sports franchise money. Not that I would do that, but a low level NBA team would be possible.


If I won, 25% would go to family, about 10% to long time friends, 10% to charities. That would leave me with over 300 mil. I'd start a winery and vineyard with some friends, and that's really the only big expenses aside from decent house and car and a fun time traveling. I would keep working but only at my own winery after a couple years of learning elsewhere.

SlyPokerDog says you can't. And that the oceans are dead.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Any of you fine gentlemen live in Chino Hills?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

OMG! I hit the Powerball! I got it! I got it! Swear to god, I just hit the Powerball!

But I didn't get the other 5 numbers right.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

OMG! I hit the Powerball! I got it! I got it! Swear to god, I just hit the Powerball!

But I didn't get the other 5 numbers right.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I missed it by six numbers.

C'est la vie.

:C

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/01/record-breaking_powerball_jack.html

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

That's a fake.

Some dude who looks like Nerlens Noel's doppelgänger won.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That's a fake.

Some dude who looks like Nerlens Noel's doppelgänger won.

Oregonlive posted it, lol.

 

[PDXFonz]

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/01/record-breaking_powerball_jack.html

When I saw that I thought that the dude looked like the christian representation of Jesus.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This better be a one time thing. They've rigged it to make this more common. I hope it isn't.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

3 winning tickets out there

I bought two tickets and got one number.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm never checking my tickets and hope that the computer screwed up and really was won where I bought my tickets.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Great comment(s) on Reddit about how you're likely fucked if you win the lottery with advice on how to avoid going bankrupt, dying, or ending up in jail.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I'm really bummed that I didn't win. I was really hoping to be fabulously wealthy before the weekend.

 

[Further]

I spent $4 and didn't even win a single million. Must be rigged.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I spent $4 and didn't even win a single million. Must be rigged.

That's fuckin' bullshit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

GoFundMe Shuts Down Campaign Of Woman Who Blew Life Savings On Powerball Tickets

http://thesource.com/2016/01/15/gof...n-who-blew-life-savings-on-powerball-tickets/

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

GoFundMe Shuts Down Campaign Of Woman Who Blew Life Savings On Powerball Tickets

http://thesource.com/2016/01/15/gof...n-who-blew-life-savings-on-powerball-tickets/

I'd rather give her money than listen to one more word about the lucky idiots in Tennessee.

Don't want a big house, gotta clean it. Gonna still be a warehouse supervisor, FUUUUUU UUUUUU UUUUU CKKKKK

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I'd fire anyone who worked for me that won 300 million but wanted to come back to work.

Oh yeah, how dumb do you have to be to go on tv like that?