OT Project cheap, fast AND good has begun

[SlyPokerDog]

Seen it

We're talking about the car's skin being stretchable, not yours.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We're talking about the car's skin being stretchable, not yours.

You is hilarious. Sore subject. Funny you should mention it though. Cops just showed up at my work and threatened to arrest me for streaking last night. AND they wanted to classify it as a hate crime.

All the neighbors that saw it HATED seeing it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You is hilarious. Sore subject. Funny you should mention it though. Cops just showed up at my work and threatened to arrest me for streaking last night. AND they wanted to classify it as a hate crime.

All the neighbors that saw it HATED seeing it.

At least you now have proof that the cops and your neighbors are Laker fans.

 

[Lanny]

We're talking about the car's skin being stretchable, not yours.

Yeah, but will it stretch over my huge hands?

 

[Lanny]

You is hilarious. Sore subject. Funny you should mention it though. Cops just showed up at my work and threatened to arrest me for streaking last night. AND they wanted to classify it as a hate crime.

All the neighbors that saw it HATED seeing it.

You streak too?

 

[barfo]

You is hilarious. Sore subject. Funny you should mention it though. Cops just showed up at my work and threatened to arrest me for streaking my underwear last night. AND they wanted to classify it as a hate crime.

All the neighbors that saw it HATED seeing it.

FTFY.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

FTFY.

barfo

I buy all black underwear. In your face.

 

[barfo]

I buy all black underwear. In your face.

But my face doesn't sell underwear. Confused...

barfo

 

[Lanny]

But my face doesn't sell underwear. Confused...

barfo

I wanna get back to the streaking.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

But my face doesn't sell underwear. Confused...

barfo

Why would your face sell underwear? It needs to wear it.


Maybe if it had extras?

 

[barfo]

I wanna get back to the streaking.

We all wanna go back to the 70's, it was a simpler time. Food Sticks and Chevy Vegas.

barfo

 

[DaLincolnJones]

We all wanna go back to the 70's, it was a simpler time. Food Sticks and Chevy Vegas.

barfo

Hahahah yeah, and every time I read the thread title, I think about a girl I used to know.

 

[Lanny]

Why would your face sell underwear. It needs to wear it.


Maybe if it had extras?

Underwear on my face would just cover up my masculine good looks. Oh, who am I kidding. Most would probably prefer underwear or anything else that hid my face.

 

[Lanny]

We all wanna go back to the 70's, it was a simpler time. Food Sticks and Chevy Vegas.

barfo

More like The Eagles and The Guess Who and any year of a Vette.

Edit:

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

You know what they say, cheap fast and good isn't a good combo. Well, I just started my attempt.

Now, I must say that fast is being judged on hours worked not the calendar. Calendar time depends on my schedule.

Can't have my daily driver down for long periods and make wife drive me to work so I got a donor car that if I get the title I intend to donate to a veteran group like I did my white one. The white paint on my original door in the pic is just to prevent rust in between metalwork. Not finished.View attachment 21569 View attachment 21570
Taking off all my plastic parts such as bumpers on the SVT and swapping the light yellow parts on it so I can still drive. (May have to leave and return home at dark so neighborhood doesn't see it. Gonna be ugly for a while)

I know I said I was done, but this is just too good to ignore;

That is no way to talk about your visits with Mrs HCP if want them to continue.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I know I said I was done, but this is just too good to ignore;

That is no way to talk about your visits with Mrs HCP if want them to continue.

First rule of Fat Club...don't talk about Fat Club

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

First rule of Fat Club...don't talk about Fat Club

You are trying real hard to get your name taken off the list. I am sure their are 10's of guys who will gladly take your spot.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Got some stuff done today. Rear bumper and driver's door ready for primer.

Going in tomorrow to finish most of the bodywork.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Spent another half day working on it yesterday. Almost ready for primer.


The hood had quite a few dents from people pushing on it to close it. Hate that. The most work I have left is the front bumper. Have to weld the cracks and license holes.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Took the hatch off. Not even going to paint the inside. Looks like new.

No rust and the paint it bright yellow and not faded.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dude... you totally should do this to your car.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Dude... you totally should do this to your car.

Is that made out of birthday cake?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

@honkicracker this thread. I used to hate yellow too. I like it on this car but I'd kill for an orange 5 door. 2004 only

 

[andalusian]

You can always sell it to a cheap cabbie in NYC.

 

[Haakzilla]

...it's about time you take my original plans http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4024465/ and execute them, good luck with the paint job!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

...it's about time you take my original plans http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4024465/ and execute them, good luck with the paint job!

Iiiiiiiiggggggnnnooorreeeeeeeeeee

 

[Lanny]

@honkicracker this thread. I used to hate yellow too. I like it on this car but I'd kill for an orange 5 door. 2004 only

When I was a young kid, I had a yellow bicycle. I've always wanted a yellow car.

Yellow cars have the lowest accident rate of any color of car. School buses are yellow for a reason.

 

[andalusian]

I have an old yellow Alfa. It looks great.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I have an old yellow Alfa. It looks great.

Should look pretty close to this when done except not lowered. Need to order a chin spoiler. Not many options out there. My original is gone, had a black foam universal piece taped on. Didn't look too bad.

Thinking of ordering a repro 2003 or so cobra or mach lip. 60 bucks and may look decent. We'll see