Exclusive Psst... don't tell anyone but I have 15 suite tickets for Sunday's game against the Celtics (1 Viewer)

[SlyPokerDog]

Never heard that one before.

You're welcome?

 

[jlprk]

Funny you should say that, on the suite level there is a rolling ice cream bar that is free. Does that mean you want in the drawing?

The raison d'être for the evening is free tickets. If I made an appearance, 20,000 fans would have to pay a premium. My agent says he would need much more time to get a cut of the TV royalties, arrange with the City of Portland for additional cops on duty for vehicle traffic, etc.

 

[HailBlazers]

The raison d'être for the evening is free tickets. If I made an appearance, 20,000 fans would have to pay a premium. My agent says he would need much more time to get a cut of the TV royalties, arrange with the City of Portland for additional cops on duty for vehicle traffic, etc.

In other words, you can't swing a bus ticket down here huh?

 

[kjironman1]

In other words, you can't swing a bus ticket down here huh?

He can sneak on a max though. If you want something bad enough you can always make it happen.

 

[Eastoff]

That's too bad man. Mine is tommorow. Ill be celebrating it on sunday in the suite for sho

Uh oh

 

[Eastoff]

When is the drawing?!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

When is the drawing?!

later this afternoon/early evening.

 

[THE HCP]

Sly, you get the envelope I slid under the door of your dog house?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly, you get the envelope I slid under the door of your dog house?

Yes, the pics of your wife are hot! Thanks!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly, you get the envelope I slid under the door of your dog house?

Any chance you can take the day off from your job and watch the game with us?

 

[THE HCP]

Yes, the pics of your wife are hot! Thanks!

The OTHER envelope FAMS!

 

[THE HCP]

Any chance you can take the day off from your job and watch the game with us?

If you guys can cover my day rate I'd be missing out on, I'm there! I take PayPal

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If you guys can cover my day rate I'd be missing out on, I'm there! I take PayPal

Done!

 

[hoopsjock]

Done!

In all seriousness, it would probably cost us a lot more covering his food consumption for a day instead of just paying whatever he makes for his "job".

 

[hoopsjock]

Yes, the pics of your wife are hot! Thanks!

Are you not on the forum group text with Mrs HCP? She sends daily pics.

 

[THE HCP]

In all seriousness, it would probably cost us a lot more covering his food consumption for a day instead of just paying whatever he makes for his "job".

DAMN! He went there.

 

[kjironman1]

Any chance you can take the day off from your job and watch the game with us?

Or he can ask @Darkwebs to sit in for him beings he already makes better game threads. ....Well maybe that isn't such a great idea?..... Now that i think of it? Might end up Panic for the Hispanic?

 

[THE HCP]

You tell DarkWing I'll meet him ANYWHERE, ANYTIME!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You tell DarkWing I'll meet him ANYWHERE, ANYTIME!

You have met @Darkwebs. I brought him to the trailer one game.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Any chance you can take the day off from your job and watch the game with us?

He could just not show up for his job. I doubt anyone would notice.

BNM

 

[THE HCP]

He could just not show up for his job. I doubt anyone would notice.

BNM

See now this is just flat out rude. #REDFLAGGED!

 

[kjironman1]

 

[Eastoff]

He could just not show up for his job. I doubt anyone would notice.

BNM

We'd notice the change in quality. THE works really hard at what he does.... [For the record i really wanted to post a picture of a crayon drawing from my 4 year old]

 

[THE HCP]

We'd notice the change in quality. THE works really hard at what he does.... [For the record i really wanted to post a picture of a crayon drawing from my 4 year old]

Even YOU FAMS? The HCP is getting KILLED today.

 

[Boob-No-More]

We'd notice the change in quality. THE works really hard at what he does....

True, quality definitely does suffer when The HCP doesn't show up for work:

BNM

 

[hoopsjock]

We'd notice the change in quality. THE works really hard at what he does.... [For the record i really wanted to post a picture of a crayon drawing from my 4 year old]

It would be funny if he missed the game and there were no times where live game action was missed because of a promo or a replay since he claims to have no control over that.

 

[kjironman1]

True, quality definitely does suffer when The HCP doesn't show up for work:

BNM

I been noticing some extra "Turf Builder" commercials during games this year. Hmmmm. I wonder?

 

[BBert]

It would be funny if he missed the game and there were no times where live game action was missed because of a promo or a replay since he claims to have no control over that.

That reminds me. Can someone tell the moron in charge of the camera angles stop showing game action from that fucking roaming overhead view FFS?

Thanks.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Eastoff]

I like the odds so far...