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Kramer, man before he has his racial out burst, I thought he was one of the funniest guys on TV.
 
How about George getting the women he got? A short, fat, bald, neurotic dude getting some pretty good looking women (remember the girl from the "shrinkage" episode?).

I actually liked how Elaine looked towards the end of the show, when she had curly black hair. She wasn't hot, but she was better looking than when she had that weird, poofy hairstyle early on.
 
Simpsons and Transformers both were pretty tight. I'd say take them to Chuck and Larry, that seems hillarious and they'll find it better. Trust me, I know brown parents.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">How about George getting the women he got? A short, fat, bald, neurotic dude getting some pretty good looking women (remember the girl from the "shrinkage" episode?).
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Man, what a good episode. Lol, he puts crab is Jerry's girlfriends eggs.
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Lol about Chuck and Larry, i would say it would be akward as well. I agree with Brian. I remember when I watched American Pie, it was really akward.
 
<div class="quote_poster">The Legend Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol about Chuck and Larry, i would say it would be akward as well. I agree with Brian. I remember when I watched American Pie, it was really akward.</div>

You watched that movie with your parents??
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<div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">MrJ, Crox stock dropped 6.5% today.</div>
Damn, I knew it was a fad, but I would expect it to have stayed on top for a little while longer.

Definitely not trying to buy.

Btw, I'm trying to invest like $500. Even if it is just a bond or a CD, it beats the 2% interest rates at the bank, which barely keep up with inflation.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You watched that movie with your parents??
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Thats what I mean, they were like, "uhhh.. i don't think this movie is for you..." After that i watched American pie 2,3 with my friends.
 
<div class="quote_poster">The Legend Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
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Thats what I mean, they were like, "uhhh.. i don't think this movie is for you..." After that i watched American pie 2,3 with my friends.</div>

What did they say when the mom caught him masterbating while watching porno in his room
 
<div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What did they say when the mom caught him masterbating while watching porno in his room</div>

Lol, I didn't watch all of it with them, my mom left all mad because she was mad at my dad for letting me watch a movie like that with them. I watched all of it like the next day.
 
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Jerry always gets girls way out of his league. He's a funny looking Jew, yet he's hooking up with chicks like Lori Laughlin (in her prime)? Talk about some biased casting.
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I agree. I think George getting the frequent amount of women he got in itself was bizarre, but nevertheless, I loved the character.

My favourite episode is probably the double-episode with Jerry and George going to L.A. Don't know what happened to Elaine in those episodes (or was she in them? I don't remember) but those were really good episodes, especially the 2nd episode with the whole police interrogation thing. The writing was great.

Seinfeld really fell off towards the end though. The last 2 or so seasons started making all of the characters always being the same way to an annoying degree. For example, they completely ****** up George's character by giving him wierd one-liners, exaggerating his mannerisms, etc. Kramer's character went from "funny-crazy" to just "wierd-crazy". Seinfeld got less and less funny after Larry David left. A good comparison would be what the writers of The Simpsons did to Homer's character who went from being stupid in a funny way to just being stupid, period.
 
I watched 8 mile with my pops. O man it got so awkward when they started doing it in the factory. Me and my cousin were squinting our eyes and looking the other way. lol

And when I first started watching Seinfeld, I didnt think much of Elaine because of her retarted hair style and she just didnt attract me. But little by little I started liking her more and her character. That dance she does makes me die of laughter.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">And when I first started watching Seinfeld, I didnt think much of Elaine because of her retarted hair style and she just didnt attract me. But little by little I started liking her more and her character. That dance she does makes me die of laughter.</div>

Thats how the whole show was for me. I just started liking it in the last like 6 months or so, before that I just didn't get it. Now I love the show, it gets funnier as you sort of learn the nuances of the characters.
 
WTF DREAM, I just remembered something lol.

You sly bastard, you avoided that Dirk sig bet...

Is anyone going to do something about that?
 
So I was just watching the best movie of all time, Bloodsport. At the end where Van Damme has the Asian guy that messed up his best friend's head in his hands ready to snap his neck screaming for him to give up... man that's got to be a cool feeling. I'd feel like a boss to be honest, not only are you getting revenge for your friend but you're making the most deadly fighter in the tournament submit to you.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">So I was just watching the best movie of all time, Bloodsport. At the end where Van Damme has the Asian guy that messed up his best friend's head in his hands ready to snap his neck screaming for him to give up... man that's got to be a cool feeling. I'd feel like a boss to be honest, not only are you getting revenge for your friend but you're making the most deadly fighter in the tournament submit to you.</div>

Lol, best movie?

Van Damme's movies are so clich?d and have very similar storylines.
 
lol, I loved that movie. Bolo Yeung was a cool villain, even though the way he constantly flexed his breasts was weird.
 
<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Damn, I knew it was a fad, but I would expect it to have stayed on top for a little while longer.

Definitely not trying to buy.

Btw, I'm trying to invest like $500. Even if it is just a bond or a CD, it beats the 2% interest rates at the bank, which barely keep up with inflation.</div>

I recommend you buy some BMY (Bristol Meyers). They pay 4% dividends and you don't have to worry about any erratic movement. It's trading a little over $28.00 a share right now. I recommend waiting until it drops around $26 or $25.
 
I love how Brian's getting bombarded with Kool-Aid questions in the UTM thread. It should be obligatory for ev eryone to ask him atleast one question about Kool-Aid
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the song victory is stuck in my head.
 
Damn is it late! For me anyway. I'm sick of all this gloomy weather with the tornadoes and crap. Makes me sick having to stay indoors. Although I can't complain I suppose what with the heat warnings we have out right now. It was 99? F today with full humidity. You couldn't even look outside because the windows were all foggy. Damn I miss France.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Anyone go to Caribana? (for the Canadians) P.A.P?</div>

Nahh passed on that. I don't fit in as much as some do, lol. Heard it was live though, like most of the years. What about you?
 
<div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Damn is it late! For me anyway. I'm sick of all this gloomy weather with the tornadoes and crap. Makes me sick having to stay indoors. Although I can't complain I suppose what with the heat warnings we have out right now. It was 99? F today with full humidity. You couldn't even look outside because the windows were all foggy. Damn I miss France.</div>

I wish it was rainy and overcast here, it hasnt rained in like 3-4 weeks ...seriously, we're in the middle of a drought, almost on level 6 water restrictions, 4 minute showers once a day suck!
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As I was walking home tonight, some f***head threw a waterbomb at me, luckily it missed, I stopped and looked around to see where it came from, but couldnt see anyone around (it was dark), so I continued on. As I was a bit furthur up the street, I turned around to check again and saw this guy running into his house, its this real bogan family that did it. Anyway, next time I'm walking past at night time, I'm throwing a rock through their front window. They just live around the corner from me, the thing is, I know where they live, but they dont know where I live
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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">She's got a very jewy look </div>

LMAO
 
Great, now I'm sick. I rarely ever get sick unless I'm in another country.
 
Hey, does anyone know how to say "The Spanish Fly" in spanish?

I got this translation "El Cant?rida" but I dun't know if it is right...can anyone verify?
 
When will Nick Mockford have the opportunity to be on UTM?
 
<div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hey, does anyone know how to say "The Spanish Fly" in spanish?

I got this translation "El Cant?rida" but I dun't know if it is right...can anyone verify?</div>

La Mosca Espaniola. The N has a squiggly line over it.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">La Mosca Espaniola. The N has a squiggly line over it.</div>

Yea, I got that before, but I wasn't sure which one was the right one, thanks though.
 
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