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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs.
"I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.
The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.
"It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.</div>
<div align="center">Source: Yahoo! News</div>
That's hilarious.
"I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.
The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.
"It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.</div>
<div align="center">Source: Yahoo! News</div>
That's hilarious.
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^Lmao, that is so cute.
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<div class="quote_poster">P.A.P. Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Nahh passed on that. I don't fit in as much as some do, lol. Heard it was live though, like most of the years. What about you?</div>
Nah man, I was just chillin over the weekend. A bunch of my trinny/guyanese friends went though, I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure they had a crazy time. If there's a group of people everyone needs to party with atleast once, it's West Indian people; everything about thier parties are crazy.
There's this one girl at work today who's pretty bomb. I just noticed her last week and we've kind of been glancing back and forth at each other, but I'm really not sure how to approach her. I'm usually not good with breaking the ice in the first place and this is especially difficult cause it's at work and the only times I get to see her are during the lunch breaks. Thing is, she's always with this gay (supposedly he is, that's what the people that work there say) guy and a bunch of old ladies.
I'm thinking of making a move tommorow, I just don't know how to start off the conversation smoothly. I won't even have that long to talk to her cause she's not by herself till like after work is done and we're all walking to the bus stops or w.e. Today, I was walking towards the bus stop and she walked right by me and glanced, which I'm guessing is an indication that she wants me to talk to her as well.
At first, I thought this factory thing was horrible, but now I'm kind of liking it. First things first, it makes me get up at 5:30, and although that's pretty early, I'm atleast eating a whole lot more now, and I'm sleeping earlier. Over the long weekend I went back to my old ways of sleeping at like 2 and waking up around 2 and I felt all disoriented. I'd rather be waking up at 5:30, which is wierd because I used to love sleeping late and waking up late, even though I wanted to change the habit.
Nah man, I was just chillin over the weekend. A bunch of my trinny/guyanese friends went though, I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure they had a crazy time. If there's a group of people everyone needs to party with atleast once, it's West Indian people; everything about thier parties are crazy.
There's this one girl at work today who's pretty bomb. I just noticed her last week and we've kind of been glancing back and forth at each other, but I'm really not sure how to approach her. I'm usually not good with breaking the ice in the first place and this is especially difficult cause it's at work and the only times I get to see her are during the lunch breaks. Thing is, she's always with this gay (supposedly he is, that's what the people that work there say) guy and a bunch of old ladies.
I'm thinking of making a move tommorow, I just don't know how to start off the conversation smoothly. I won't even have that long to talk to her cause she's not by herself till like after work is done and we're all walking to the bus stops or w.e. Today, I was walking towards the bus stop and she walked right by me and glanced, which I'm guessing is an indication that she wants me to talk to her as well.
At first, I thought this factory thing was horrible, but now I'm kind of liking it. First things first, it makes me get up at 5:30, and although that's pretty early, I'm atleast eating a whole lot more now, and I'm sleeping earlier. Over the long weekend I went back to my old ways of sleeping at like 2 and waking up around 2 and I felt all disoriented. I'd rather be waking up at 5:30, which is wierd because I used to love sleeping late and waking up late, even though I wanted to change the habit.
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<div class="quote_poster">Run BJM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This video had me rolling:
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LMAO @ "Patrick O'Bryant is playing very well... wait, thats in the NBDL"</div>
Holy crap, thats one of the funniest things I've seen in ages, lmao.
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<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Nah man, I was just chillin over the weekend. A bunch of my trinny/guyanese friends went though, I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure they had a crazy time. If there's a group of people everyone needs to party with atleast once, it's West Indian people; everything about thier parties are crazy.
There's this one girl at work today who's pretty bomb. I just noticed her last week and we've kind of been glancing back and forth at each other, but I'm really not sure how to approach her. I'm usually not good with breaking the ice in the first place and this is especially difficult cause it's at work and the only times I get to see her are during the lunch breaks. Thing is, she's always with this gay (supposedly he is, that's what the people that work there say) guy and a bunch of old ladies.
I'm thinking of making a move tommorow, I just don't know how to start off the conversation smoothly. I won't even have that long to talk to her cause she's not by herself till like after work is done and we're all walking to the bus stops or w.e. Today, I was walking towards the bus stop and she walked right by me and glanced, which I'm guessing is an indication that she wants me to talk to her as well.
At first, I thought this factory thing was horrible, but now I'm kind of liking it. First things first, it makes me get up at 5:30, and although that's pretty early, I'm atleast eating a whole lot more now, and I'm sleeping earlier. Over the long weekend I went back to my old ways of sleeping at like 2 and waking up around 2 and I felt all disoriented. I'd rather be waking up at 5:30, which is wierd because I used to love sleeping late and waking up late, even though I wanted to change the habit.</div>
Stop being such a wuss.
There's this one girl at work today who's pretty bomb. I just noticed her last week and we've kind of been glancing back and forth at each other, but I'm really not sure how to approach her. I'm usually not good with breaking the ice in the first place and this is especially difficult cause it's at work and the only times I get to see her are during the lunch breaks. Thing is, she's always with this gay (supposedly he is, that's what the people that work there say) guy and a bunch of old ladies.
I'm thinking of making a move tommorow, I just don't know how to start off the conversation smoothly. I won't even have that long to talk to her cause she's not by herself till like after work is done and we're all walking to the bus stops or w.e. Today, I was walking towards the bus stop and she walked right by me and glanced, which I'm guessing is an indication that she wants me to talk to her as well.
At first, I thought this factory thing was horrible, but now I'm kind of liking it. First things first, it makes me get up at 5:30, and although that's pretty early, I'm atleast eating a whole lot more now, and I'm sleeping earlier. Over the long weekend I went back to my old ways of sleeping at like 2 and waking up around 2 and I felt all disoriented. I'd rather be waking up at 5:30, which is wierd because I used to love sleeping late and waking up late, even though I wanted to change the habit.</div>
Stop being such a wuss.
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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm usually not good with breaking the ice in the first place and this is especially difficult cause it's at work and the only times I get to see her are during the lunch breaks</div>
a good ice breaker = making her laugh.... laughing is the easiest way into a woman's heart and it really opens up the floor for a convo...
Example:
Last week I see a fine chick at the mall and it's not really a club so I'm figuring out how to approach this chick......I go up to her with a serious face and say "so what are you buying me today"...she starts laughing.......
to be honest if she's glancing at you then she probably likes you so it won't take much to make her laugh...hell you work with her just go and ask her for her name, lol
a good ice breaker = making her laugh.... laughing is the easiest way into a woman's heart and it really opens up the floor for a convo...
Example:
Last week I see a fine chick at the mall and it's not really a club so I'm figuring out how to approach this chick......I go up to her with a serious face and say "so what are you buying me today"...she starts laughing.......
to be honest if she's glancing at you then she probably likes you so it won't take much to make her laugh...hell you work with her just go and ask her for her name, lol
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Karma, the mac, lol.
My boys and I got a three second rule. If a girl makes eye contact, you go three seconds to make a move or else she'll think you're a puss.
My boys and I got a three second rule. If a girl makes eye contact, you go three seconds to make a move or else she'll think you're a puss.
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I’ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.
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Hahahahahahha. That's how you talk to women, Karma.
Seriously though, what you're doing is backwards. Just grow a sack and talk to her. You never hit on anyone before? You can't just sit there and wait for girls to come to you.
Seriously though, what you're doing is backwards. Just grow a sack and talk to her. You never hit on anyone before? You can't just sit there and wait for girls to come to you.
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I’ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
Wow, that's crazy
Anyways, I just got back from the doctors (physical), and they said I have a very high blood pressure for someone my age. Damn
*Edit - Kool Aid joke is old, it's not funny so STFU!!!
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
Anyways, I just got back from the doctors (physical), and they said I have a very high blood pressure for someone my age. Damn
*Edit - Kool Aid joke is old, it's not funny so STFU!!!
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<div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
Wow, that's crazy
Anyways, I just got back from the doctors (physical), and they said I have a very high blood pressure for someone my age. Damn
*Edit - Kool Aid joke is old, it's not funny so STFU!!!</div>
Blame your parents for getting upset with you, for all the graphing calculators you lost.
Anyways, I just got back from the doctors (physical), and they said I have a very high blood pressure for someone my age. Damn
*Edit - Kool Aid joke is old, it's not funny so STFU!!!</div>
Blame your parents for getting upset with you, for all the graphing calculators you lost.
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I’ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
Hahahahahahha. That's how you talk to women, Karma.
Seriously though, what you're doing is backwards. Just grow a sack and talk to her. You never hit on anyone before? You can't just sit there and wait for girls to come to you.
</div>
Trust me when I say that I have no problem talking to women. I'm just not good at breaking the ice, but after that period I don't really have much to worry about. And yeah, I agree on the bolded part. There are girls that will come to guys though, they're just not in the majority.
Speaking of jerseys, this is a jersey I've been wanting to get for a year now:
My friend sent me the pic over MSN...that's an alternative Portugal jersey right? Or is it just an unofficial jersey like the black Kobe Bryant Lakers jerseys. I don't feel like shelling out $100+ or whatever that jersey's going to cost me at the moment, but I'll probably buy it for myself sometime in the near future no doubt. I love football jerseys though.
I remember back when I was 14-15 I used to love wearing basketball jerseys everywhere. I had like 4 different Kobe jerseys, a Wizards Jordan jersey, etc. I don't wear anything of them nowadays but they're still in my closet. My favourite one that I have is probably my white 2004 West All-Star Bryant jersey.
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: …(silence)…..
Man: It’s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor’s degree in engineering. I’m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don’t have a man, I have a wife—because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would’ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I’m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can’t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: …(silence)….
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn’t sound funny on paper. It’s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
Hahahahahahha. That's how you talk to women, Karma.
Seriously though, what you're doing is backwards. Just grow a sack and talk to her. You never hit on anyone before? You can't just sit there and wait for girls to come to you.
</div>
Trust me when I say that I have no problem talking to women. I'm just not good at breaking the ice, but after that period I don't really have much to worry about. And yeah, I agree on the bolded part. There are girls that will come to guys though, they're just not in the majority.
Speaking of jerseys, this is a jersey I've been wanting to get for a year now:
My friend sent me the pic over MSN...that's an alternative Portugal jersey right? Or is it just an unofficial jersey like the black Kobe Bryant Lakers jerseys. I don't feel like shelling out $100+ or whatever that jersey's going to cost me at the moment, but I'll probably buy it for myself sometime in the near future no doubt. I love football jerseys though.
I remember back when I was 14-15 I used to love wearing basketball jerseys everywhere. I had like 4 different Kobe jerseys, a Wizards Jordan jersey, etc. I don't wear anything of them nowadays but they're still in my closet. My favourite one that I have is probably my white 2004 West All-Star Bryant jersey.
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I think it might be one of their regular jerseys along with the maroon one they have. Id rather get the MAN U jersey though, the design is better.
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<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I?ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: ?(silence)?..
Man: It?s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I?ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor?s degree in engineering. I?m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don?t have a man, I have a wife?because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would?ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I?m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can?t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: ?(silence)?.
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn?t sound funny on paper. It?s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
Kind of thing happened to, well sort of
One guy was downtown in front of the Rogers Center (used to be Skydome) and was standing there and was saying this "I am the next Criss Angel, watch me make this rat disappear after i put it under this napkin and step on it"
At first I was thinking, why are people watching, but they did. So this guy lefts his foot up, and SMASH! all you hear are bones cracking and blood squirt out the side. He lifts up the napkin. Women and their kids are crying and yelling. My friend and I, just laughing our asses off, I thought it was hilarious. Guy picks up his napkin and runs.
Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: ?(silence)?..
Man: It?s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I?ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor?s degree in engineering. I?m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don?t have a man, I have a wife?because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!
<5 minutes of silence>
Man: If this were 10 years ago I would?ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I?m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can?t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.
<5 minutes silence>
Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: ?(silence)?.
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.
I know it probably doesn?t sound funny on paper. It?s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>
Kind of thing happened to, well sort of
One guy was downtown in front of the Rogers Center (used to be Skydome) and was standing there and was saying this "I am the next Criss Angel, watch me make this rat disappear after i put it under this napkin and step on it"
At first I was thinking, why are people watching, but they did. So this guy lefts his foot up, and SMASH! all you hear are bones cracking and blood squirt out the side. He lifts up the napkin. Women and their kids are crying and yelling. My friend and I, just laughing our asses off, I thought it was hilarious. Guy picks up his napkin and runs.
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<div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
Kind of thing happened to, well sort of
One guy was downtown in front of the Rogers Center (used to be Skydome) and was standing there and was saying this "I am the next Criss Angel, watch me make this rat disappear after i put it under this napkin and step on it"
At first I was thinking, why are people watching, but they did. So this guy lefts his foot up, and SMASH! all you hear are bones cracking and blood squirt out the side. He lifts up the napkin. Women and their kids are crying and yelling. My friend and I, just laughing our asses off, I thought it was hilarious. Guy picks up his napkin and runs.</div>
That's just nasty IMO. Dude stepped on a rat and killed it?
I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).
I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.
Kind of thing happened to, well sort of
One guy was downtown in front of the Rogers Center (used to be Skydome) and was standing there and was saying this "I am the next Criss Angel, watch me make this rat disappear after i put it under this napkin and step on it"
At first I was thinking, why are people watching, but they did. So this guy lefts his foot up, and SMASH! all you hear are bones cracking and blood squirt out the side. He lifts up the napkin. Women and their kids are crying and yelling. My friend and I, just laughing our asses off, I thought it was hilarious. Guy picks up his napkin and runs.</div>
That's just nasty IMO. Dude stepped on a rat and killed it?
I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).
I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.
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<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That's just nasty IMO. Dude stepped on a rat and killed it?
I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).
I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.</div>
I hate that too. Man in Toronto, there can be some weird people on the Subway and bus. I go go karting at Downsveiw Parc( Sick ass park, with Hoop dome) and it is at Keele and Shepperd. Major Blood area, and I see a guy with a shirt that says Jane and Finch's finest. I wanted to ask him where he got, and if I could purchase one. But for my well being, I didn't.
I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).
I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.</div>
I hate that too. Man in Toronto, there can be some weird people on the Subway and bus. I go go karting at Downsveiw Parc( Sick ass park, with Hoop dome) and it is at Keele and Shepperd. Major Blood area, and I see a guy with a shirt that says Jane and Finch's finest. I wanted to ask him where he got, and if I could purchase one. But for my well being, I didn't.
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<div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I hate that too. Man in Toronto, there can be some weird people on the Subway and bus. I go go karting at Downsveiw Parc( Sick ass park, with Hoop dome) and it is at Keele and Shepperd. Major Blood area, and I see a guy with a shirt that says Jane and Finch's finest. I wanted to ask him where he got, and if I could purchase one. But for my well being, I didn't.</div>
lol.
Watching The Simpsons movie made me remember how much I used to love The Simpsons when I was younger. The episode where Lisa turns into a vegetarian is a brilliantly written episode.
lol.
Watching The Simpsons movie made me remember how much I used to love The Simpsons when I was younger. The episode where Lisa turns into a vegetarian is a brilliantly written episode.
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<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I think it might be one of their regular jerseys along with the maroon one they have. Id rather get the MAN U jersey though, the design is better.
Shot at 2007-08-07</div>
That's a sick jersey. I like the red one better though.
I'm going to start buying a couple of football jerseys when I have some money to spend. Messi, Ronaldo and Gerrard jerseys are a must for me.
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I like them. They're much more convienient to wear casually than other jerseys IMO, especially if you have the full-sleeve jerseys. </div>
Shot at 2007-08-07</div>
That's a sick jersey. I like the red one better though.
I'm going to start buying a couple of football jerseys when I have some money to spend. Messi, Ronaldo and Gerrard jerseys are a must for me.
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soccer jerseys are ugly
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I like them. They're much more convienient to wear casually than other jerseys IMO, especially if you have the full-sleeve jerseys. </div>
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I personally enjoyed the fact that Clemens stood up for A-Rod Tuesday night. The Jays lashed out in such an immature way, they deserved to get hit. Although I would have wished if Towers got hit (nothing too bad though, just a bruise).
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<div class="quote_poster">huevonkiller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I personally enjoyed the fact that Clemens stood up for A-Rod Tuesday night (got Vernon Wells). The Jays lashed out in such an immature way, they deserved to get hit. Although I would have preferred if Towers got hit (nothing too bad though, just a bruise).</div>
1) Clemens thinks hes a badass
2) It was Alex Rios
3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL
1) Clemens thinks hes a badass
2) It was Alex Rios
3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL
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<div class="quote_poster">P.A.P. Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">1) Clemens thinks hes a badass
2) It was Alex Rios
3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL</div>
1) Whatever, I don't care about Clemens.
2) ESPN News said it was Vernon Wells so don't blame me.
I couldn't see that game.
3) I said I would have preferred if Towers was hit (aka wish). Now that would have been cool.
K, nice try.
2) It was Alex Rios
3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL</div>
1) Whatever, I don't care about Clemens.
2) ESPN News said it was Vernon Wells so don't blame me.
3) I said I would have preferred if Towers was hit (aka wish). Now that would have been cool.
K, nice try.