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Haha, yeah your right, but it you that was dreaminand thinkin about ace was reason you screaminbut it was his backside, you was thinkin bout reaminsayin, "last night was the best, what weird tasting semen"after hearin that, you better realized, dont F*ck with the C manill cut off your arms and legs, make you look like a tree man,yeah, you know how i do, i make these things in minuteswhile you sit there, thinkin for days, treatin it like it bizznizzi dont need to use the effort, i can still knock ya block offlyrically speakin, im the real thing, while your just some knock off
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ May 25 2006, 01:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You both are really wack, I feel sorry for y'allEven when you try to stand up and rap, you fallAce, ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out, your rhymes are humiliatingAnd remix, all you prove and all youre demonstrating,is that you can't even rhyme "listen", it makes me sadYou try to diss, but you just miss, and for that I'm gladCuz you attempted to spit, and all you got was droolFrom my mighty fine rhymes. Man you makin a pool.So before you both try to rap in my battle threadTake some notes from the E, learn from me instead</div> :closedeyes: :happy0144: Nice man...I kinda suck tho
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lakaboy42 @ May 25 2006, 05:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Haha, yeah your right, but it you that was dreaminand thinkin about ace was reason you screaminbut it was his backside, you was thinkin bout reaminsayin, "last night was the best, what weird tasting semen"after hearin that, you better realized, dont F*ck with the C manill cut off your arms and legs, make you look like a tree man,yeah, you know how i do, i make these things in minuteswhile you sit there, thinkin for days, treatin it like it bizznizzi dont need to use the effort, i can still knock ya block offlyrically speakin, im the real thing, while your just some knock off</div>Lyrically speakin, yur the real thing?and all theses other bustas claimin they the kingI'll be the one wearin the crown, so kiss the ringsIm the big diesel, you like yao mingD'ing up on me, dunk over you with powermake ya fall down just like the twin towersgettin slaughterd by Mr.E, you got to give him creditkilling you wit every rhyme, while yurs you got to editand why you talkin bout him tastin semen, when you know yourself that you swallowhittin you harder than the bullet tips that be hollowstop your tough talkin on the internet, sayin you dont need the effort, stop cocking offyou edit yur posts, and have weak rhymes, now whos the knock off?
 
Hey, I'm here now and I'm ready to go//When it comes to rapping, man, I'm no average Joe//Takin' the world by storm, and now I'm here//Can someone please escort me to your leader//He'll see what I'm made of and keel over from fear//Yo, I'm the Commander and I'm throwin' it down//When I'm done, they'll be no one in town!//I'm so bad...
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LB42, will you ever see?That I got subjects everywhere, Remix bowing to meDont gotta be so stubborn, man my rhymes are so sickOr are you just jealous I have a humongous dick?Be a man and admit it, ELiiiTE is owning your assYou rappin? Tryin' to test me? Man you stuggling to passTryin' to fight me? You just light me, and I'm gonna explodeI'm the dragon of all this, all you are is a toadAre you fumin? Are you mad? Am I making you vent?Try to cut off all my limbs, it's not making a dentSo next time you make a rap that will already suck,Take a breather and relax. You might rap - with luck
 
Man, I'm Irish, I got no problem with fortuneBut I dont need it with this sh*t, man I'm torchinIt's scorchineverytime I hit the courts an'I power you up, like I was a G Force, manWho's the one tearin you up, check the jerseyDont even respond, you weakass words cant hurt meThis is real sh*t right here, quenches em when they thirstyYou just followin Elvin, you aint even the First "E"
 
Lakaboy42Yo man your raps are so badI guess weak rappin is your new fadIll tear you up like a T-RexIll finish you off. Who's next?When I grab the mic, im like the grim reaperYeah man you dead, thats a keeperIll knock you ova with my ill rhymesI be turning all y'all inta fu*kin' mimesYeah its me, I committed the crimesYo someone give the fire station a callCause I think CB4 just torched yallWell youre licking on Kobe's semenIll be blowing by y'all even though ya double teamin'I lit all you suckas up like LBJI know y'all are always gonna rememberAbout the time CB4 blessed yall with his rhymes that day..lol...
 
I spit with the flow of the amazon, your spit was so bad you should be gone //Yeah outta here, so have no fear young cus is here//To teach this fool a lesson, cause my lines are subliminal, yours are so bad its almost crminal//I come from the Irish nation, you cum in your hand cause you love chronic mastubation//Its pure elation to get this off my chest, proving that your a chump and should wear a bullet proof vest//Just in case you annoy somebody so much that they wanna smack your ass//Like the doctor does to a baby, or like a pimp to a hoe with pure class//So face it im a better rapper than you, but don't worry and dont pout//Im young cus im the best and im out....
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lakaboy42 @ May 25 2006, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man, I'm Irish, I got no problem with fortuneBut I dont need it with this sh*t, man I'm torchinIt's scorchineverytime I hit the courts an'I power you up, like I was a G Force, manWho's the one tearin you up, check the jerseyDont even respond, you weakass words cant hurt meThis is real sh*t right here, quenches em when they thirstyYou just followin Elvin, you aint even the First "E"</div>The first E?You got nothing on me.How many "LakaBoys" are on this earth?You actin like yesterday was your birthThis aint even close, man you are so damn blindCB4, Remix, endless others now bow to my behindSoon you'll be one, it's a matter of timeDon't gotta be stubborn, just drool at my rhymesIt's obvious you lost, so why even try man?You type sh~t on the outside, but inside youre like "damn!"You're torchin, boy scorchin! To the 3rd degreeAll because you got burned by the Mr. ESo come back and just try, with all that "luck"We've seen from your other rhymes you lyrically suck
 
This is my last rhymecuz I'm sick a this sh*tI'm just volunteerindidnt get picked fa this sh*tI spend 2 minutes on a rhymewhat do you dodedicate your whole life to itlike Himmler with the jews (no offense to anyone)its just an internet battlethis contest aint fa nothinbut im still in it to win itthats right, fa me it's all or nothincuz I'm C-H-U-C-K-Ylook at what Im doin hereand you'll see, why they cryeverytime i walk in the doorcuz im they one, they despiselookin at me like im an alienbut afraid to look in these eyes
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Young Cus @ May 26 2006, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I spit with the flow of the amazon, your spit was so bad you should be gone //Yeah outta here, so have no fear young cus is here//To teach this fool a lesson, cause my lines are subliminal, yours are so bad its almost crminal//I come from the Irish nation, you cum in your hand cause you love chronic mastubation//Its pure elation to get this off my chest, proving that your a chump and should wear a bullet proof vest//Just in case you annoy somebody so much that they wanna smack your ass//Like the doctor does to a baby, or like a pimp to a hoe with pure class//So face it im a better rapper than you, but don't worry and dont pout//Im young cus im the best and im out....</div>Man who are you? Your a jokeIf I had to read that another time I might chokeGo get a pen and paper and take some notesCause man, in this imma get all the votesYou call yourself Young Cus?Man whats the fussYou look like youre 8 years oldIf I punched ya youd be out coldYou think your something else. Man, your IrishIm gonna rip you apart. Yo, you got a death wish?Oh wait, you like Kobe. I guess you got a mouth fullIm reckless. I dont care. Im like a bullIf you aggravate me i'll charge yaYou'd be injured crying to your mamaYou think your so great. You got nothinYour rhymes are so bad its a crime. Some one cuff himWhen it's all said and done your rhymes are real weakMatter a fact youre probably in your moms closet takin a peakI will postorize ya, man Im like Dominique.You? Let's just say your kinda UNIQUEThats it, I win. This is overGo out in the back and search for your 3 leaf clover
 
Man you know when those hollows air inTurn your antoine walker jersey into a throwback robert parishWith two bullet holes under the celticmaybe you thought your warm up jersey was hot until the desert eagle melt itsmooth as ice creambeatin me 's a nice dreamlakaboy slaughterd like a crime scenethis is the Remix, thats what you figure outbut it seems that your rhymes practically knock themselve outAlien and scared to look in the eyes?and who the f*ck is himmler? B*tch get it riteThe only alien you be is illegal or more like E.T.making fun of the stuff you say is so easynow go you little alien go phone home no matter who it is rappin you'll always get owned
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (remix @ May 28 2006, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man you know when those hollows air inTurn your antoine walker jersey into a throwback robert parishWith two bullet holes under the celticmaybe you thought your warm up jersey was hot until the desert eagle melt itsmooth as ice creambeatin me 's a nice dreamlakaboy slaughterd like a crime scenethis is the Remix, thats what you figure outbut it seems that your rhymes practically knock themselve outAlien and scared to look in the eyes?and who the f*ck is himmler? B*tch get it riteThe only alien you be is illegal or more like E.T.making fun of the stuff you say is so easynow go you little alien go phone home no matter who it is rappin you'll always get owned</div>You def. jacked those first 4 bars from The Game
 
Got LAkaBoy to leave, shows what happens when you tryTo go against me, got better fish to fry2 minutes for you? for me it's 10 secondsYou think I dedicate it? just a past time, man you reckonthat you can beat me - and all a sudden you leave?realize the fact that I was ownin since adam and eveSo I guess I'll say "next!" Who's ready to lose?Guess it's not your decision, it's up to me that I chooseYoure destined to be losin if you go againts meI take all the english words, next to french, sayin "Que?"So if youre man enough to take me, or lose (same thing)Beware that once you try to battle, that your battling the king.
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Hey guys can I play tooi wont leave you on the sofakill your odor or takeover to overthrow you This is data entrythat'll keep your weak rhymes healthyIts that multi vitamin wit lycopene that cant be compared to youFlinstone poppers enterin the scene.Thats right u gotta man up kids,cause I be bustin them shits,in ya mamas, girls, cousins ribs,lovin when poppa comes wit the giftsSo welcome to this entry level position sh*t,to your brand new leader of this dictatorship-ehh
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Ayo I apologize for the minor delayBut now I?m back and I got mad sh*t to sayGotta get this bullsh** off my chestAbout how motherfuckers runnin? around talking like they the bestThey fall under the category of ?the rest?LB42 actin he got some sh*t to rhyme aboutActin like his flow will make niggaz scream and shoutOut there talkin? some gay sh*tActin as if he can truly spitBut who you think you impressin??The only time you spit is when you do your Elton impressionRemix thinks he?s runnin the streetsBut everyone knows he ain?t rippin no beatsBitin lines from ?Brooklyn to Compton?I guess dudes will do anything to get onBut check check check it out y?allElite is the king who?s about to witness his downfallYou?re the biggest joke since MJ played baseballI spit flames that are white hotSo there?s no need to run around to get that number one spotGet it handed to me by ?your majesty?Ace_o_spades is history?s first one man dynasty</div>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Ayo I apologize for the minor delayBut now I?m back and I got mad sh*t to sayGotta get this bullsh** off my chestAbout how motherfuckers runnin? around talking like they the bestThey fall under the category of ?the rest?LB42 actin he got some sh*t to rhyme aboutActin like his flow will make niggaz scream and shoutOut there talkin? some gay sh*tActin as if he can truly spitBut who you think you impressin??The only time you spit is when you do your Elton impressionRemix thinks he?s runnin the streetsBut everyone knows he ain?t rippin no beatsBitin lines from ?Brooklyn to Compton?I guess dudes will do anything to get onBut check check check it out y?allElite is the king who?s about to witness his downfallYou?re the biggest joke since MJ played baseballI spit flames that are white hotSo there?s no need to run around to get that number one spotGet it handed to me by ?your majesty?Ace_o_spades is history?s first one man dynasty</div> 🪨
 
Admitting I'm the best, well that's a startBut thinking Ima joke? I got soul and heartI got style, finesse, and well - modestyThere's no droppin, I'm still rocking for all historyThis one won't be long because I'm tired of owning yallBut the thing that woke me up is ace sayin I'll fallBallah's giving you approval, yeah your rhymes are pleasantBut Just remember <u>I'M</u> the King, and your rank is peasant.
 
Ohoh we starting to get Social Studies up in here!!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Comparing me and you is like comparing a full moon to a half crescentSo I?ll ask again now: Who?s the fu*kin peasant?I know you?re all expecting me to get rippedBut check it, it?s about time I flipped the scriptEveryone and their mamas know that you?re a serfAnd you have no business hangin on my turfYou aint a king, you?re the BBW smurfAnd I?m getting kinda bored of beating a dead horseSo I might just sit back and watch nature take its courseBut anytime you wanna battle, u know to holla at aceAnd if you get F*cked up, my only advice would be to fix your face</div>
 
It was getting pretty good, you had some good rhymesBut that that last one you did was a serious crime"Comparing me and you is like comparing a full moon to a half crescent"That was like a gift to me, a red bow-tied presentThe way you put it down was a real stupid moveI guess I'm the full moon, man you get my groove?So You're asking it again? It's still the same thingOh wait it's different - listen - while I am the king:You're the joker playin poker and your bluff is caughtThat you said your rhymes were good, maybe even hotBut I saw through the lie, through the blasphemyAnd all I saw was you in fear to Mr. EYou got owned so many times, pressures on, dont be a chokerAce o Spades, change your name. All you are is the Joker
 
You guys should use some more multies in your rhymes. It helps them a lot.
 
wtf is a multy?I would like to know, my rhymes are still very ametuer
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace_o_spades @ May 28 2006, 02:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You def. jacked those first 4 bars from The Game</div> :dunno: :no1: I know, i couldnt come up wit anything at the time. :Swoon:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ May 31 2006, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wtf is a multy?I would like to know, my rhymes are still very ametuer</div>Multie is when you rhyme more than just the last word of the lines. Like, you could rhyme the last two or three, or you could rhyme some words in the middle of the lines too.
 
The Lefty's BCB DissYou swimmin in a stress pool full of your ball IQ cuz it's all sh*twhat you type is what I see, and what I see is what I getI'm kneelin down to get on your level, so now i have to stoopand now you drownin in my phonix like playin in alphabet soupyou can spit all that filler sh*t just to provide you some crutchesI won't even dodge, i'll just fu*kin drink ur "kool-aid" punchesI need to slow down, I keep thinking that he cant understand all these big wordsHe doesn't comprehend the message as well, if it isn't delivered by big birdBCB's brain cells share existance with Santa Clause, and monsters in Loch NessI could shove his head in a blender, and you still wouldn't see his thoughts processNo one would buy your opinions if they were free, bi*ch you'll NEVER earn a thingEspecially when you think you were born a king, but use the internet to learn to thinkLimitations are ALL he faces when he makes his fingers type on BBW pagesF*ck comin up with a hard hitting punch, he lost when he got hit by inspirationI went back and checked this kids stats, and I really wasn't impressed with themSo when I get finished burnin this cat, GOOGLE wouldn't find whats left of himPEACE
 
In my opinion Ace has just dethroned Mr. E. Eliiite, your rhymes are nice and groovy, but Ace has just hardcore, white hot sh*t.
 
That's fine. It still hasnt happened.I'm not even that good anyways. I actually suck. So to beat me isnt that big of a deal.I'm a rock type guy too.
 
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