Rap Battle Thread

[YugoRocketsFan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Lefty @ Jun 1 2006, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The Lefty's BCB DissYou swimmin in a stress pool full of your ball IQ cuz it's all sh*twhat you type is what I see, and what I see is what I getI'm kneelin down to get on your level, so now i have to stoopand now you drownin in my phonix like playin in alphabet soupyou can spit all that filler sh*t just to provide you some crutchesI won't even dodge, i'll just fu*kin drink ur "kool-aid" punchesI need to slow down, I keep thinking that he cant understand all these big wordsHe doesn't comprehend the message as well, if it isn't delivered by big birdBCB's brain cells share existance with Santa Clause, and monsters in Loch NessI could shove his head in a blender, and you still wouldn't see his thoughts processNo one would buy your opinions if they were free, bi*ch you'll NEVER earn a thingEspecially when you think you were born a king, but use the internet to learn to thinkLimitations are ALL he faces when he makes his fingers type on BBW pagesF*ck comin up with a hard hitting punch, he lost when he got hit by inspirationI went back and checked this kids stats, and I really wasn't impressed with themSo when I get finished burnin this cat, GOOGLE wouldn't find whats left of himPEACE</div>Hey Lefty, why are you talking about drinking kool-aid punchAll you are is Kobe's nut rider and a loose cunt.Making fun of somebody that has a bigger brain.You gotta stop cause your just a fake ridin on the kobe train.Kobe,Kobe,Kobe y'all act like hes your god."Hey lets forget Jesus and follow the best player in basketball"I remember when the Lakers won the championship the had ShaqTons of other legends, but they didn't last.Got ripped apart by the Pistons, and Kobe forced up too many shotsWe all know Kobe had sex with that white girl and got caught.Cheated on his wife and had to buy her diamonds to win her back.So I would agree that you and him are lovers on crack.

 

[MV7]

Ill take on anyone5 bars min15 max

 

[7Goat]

Go no ahead and post here. I'll do the response work.If I dont see you here in a while I'll just post my own.

 

[S_Gurad]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 2 2006, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hey Lefty, why are you talking about drinking kool-aid punchAll you are is Kobe's nut rider and a loose cunt.Making fun of somebody that has a bigger brain.You gotta stop cause your just a fake ridin on the kobe train.Kobe,Kobe,Kobe y'all act like hes your god."Hey lets forget Jesus and follow the best player in basketball"I remember when the Lakers won the championship the had ShaqTons of other legends, but they didn't last.Got ripped apart by the Pistons, and Kobe forced up too many shotsWe all know Kobe had sex with that white girl and got caught.Cheated on his wife and had to buy her diamonds to win her back.So I would agree that you and him are lovers on crack.</div>This right here ^. SH|T, it seems more like a poem or some hate lullabyu need to stick with dissin lefty, u veered offdon't pop up wit weak punch lines or you'll fall offnot frontin kobe fans r too much into their leaderlookin for basketball cards of their dethroned king to jerkoff.nigz gon end up like CB4 bumps, rash, lumps wit no choice to saw it offSeriously yo that sh*t was whackbah i got into it

 

[SkiLL]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Jun 4 2006, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This right here ^. SH|T, it seems more like a poem or some hate lullabyu need to stick with dissin lefty, u veered offdon't pop up wit weak punch lines or you'll fall offnot frontin kobe fans r too much into their leaderlookin for basketball cards of their dethroned king to jerkoff.nigz gon end up like CB4 bumps, rash, lumps wit no choice to saw it offSeriously yo that sh*t was whackbah i got into it</div>

, DSoung, linked me to this. I'll just join. Lemme just continue thisI'm the most iLLest lyricalistImma just start a little light, youWith a rap like that... sounds like a haiku!S? I wonder what that stands forProbably Stupid, or Slut... whichever stands more!Even with ya Guard on, my rhymes still slap hardThey crowd claps hard...They proud you got your mom pregnant without any sex_guard! xD

 

[dsounG]

LOL!...Nice one Dave.Anyways...This boy so iLL, you betta watch out he'll rip you you'll be sayin ya prayersBlink's rhymes so iLL he'll be lyricaly choppin you to squares making him a automatic millionaireBattle me? I'll be taking you to motha fu*kin Bloody War!After you done with me you'll be selling yourself like a 2-cent whoreWearin ya out, it's jus another casual-teeNow go home son wondering to yourself and be saying "oh gee"My first rap in like a year so take it easy.BTW Blink is my nickname so yeah...

 

[7Goat]

Don't be so sure to dis if you can't diss yourselfSee I'm the Santa Claus of rappin, you both just an elfMe steppin foot in here is a present for y'allBut your rhymes werent good, so all you get is coalDethroning me is risky, like a 7 on a dice rollIf youre man enough to contest me, come up to the north poleCuz the jolly ol' big redGot something you're gonna dreadMake you scream in your bedI'm that nightmare in your headSo you 2 can TRY to battle - but remember boysthis is Mr. E here, now elves.. make your goddamn toys.

Roll that 7.

 

[SkiLL]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 7 2006, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Don't be so sure to dis if you can't diss yourselfSee I'm the Santa Claus of rappin, you both just an elfMe steppin foot in here is a present for y'allBut your rhymes werent good, so all you get is coalDethroning me is risky, like a 7 on a dice rollIf youre man enough to contest me, come up to the north poleCuz the jolly ol' big redGot something you're gonna dreadMake you scream in your bedI'm that nightmare in your headSo you 2 can TRY to battle - but remember boysthis is Mr. E here, now elves.. make your goddamn toys.

Roll that 7.</div>Pretty good. ELiiTE's spittin' 'bout Santa, Presents and TreesYou're example number "iii" of wack; call it number "three" (a play on your name EliiTE)This kid's like moss... lookin' for trees to join onYou're Santa? The day you come is your point loss! (25th losses/25th of December)That's all I need.

 

[dsounG]

:HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Dave is owning...

 

[SkiLL]

. Lol, no way.

 

[7Goat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Jun 7 2006, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Dave is owning...</div>What you talking bout, willis? (DSoung)You wanna talk iLL, well then start with your faceLooks like you got hit 7 times with a maceExample 3 of the wack? What you tryin to proveI'm the example of how not to, you dig my groove?Next time you battle 'gainst me, think it better throughCuz this rap is humiliating, not for me but for youYou'll be wishing you were me when it's said and doneYEah I'm the Moss of this game, catchin all the balls, sonSo I ask you please, next time you try to rapJust dont spit out of your ass that ????

 

[S_Gurad]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jun 7 2006, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>

, DSoung, linked me to this. I'll just join. Lemme just continue thisI'm the most iLLest lyricalistImma just start a little light, youWith a rap like that... sounds like a haiku!S? I wonder what that stands forProbably Stupid, or Slut... whichever stands more!Even with ya Guard on, my rhymes still slap hardThey crowd claps hard...They proud you got your mom pregnant without any sex_guard! xD</div>Ill just reply Dear, Mr. Paranthesisyak yak blah "I'm the most illest lyricalist"IF thats so, all of us are fcking illiteratewho knew I could create such a Stupid idiot,must've been the side of your Slut mama easily giving it.Iight though your rhymes may slap hardbut like George foreman my rhymes just punch hardK.O.This aint no b|tch slaps like Jacki-OBut since you wanna bring up mama lets briefly get back to your mamanow if we reverse back you'll find out skills mamas a whoreopen 24/7 like a fried chicken storeridin Eliite sleigh of rhymes believing in santayou aint got skill and I am your cancerbut wait let me put it in terms so u can understand(Too bad I aint have my Sexguard, cause you would have avoided this Black King card)

 

[SkiLL]

Any of you guys go on rap battle forums?

 

[primetime]

Standin on tha porch, drinkin liquor, drunk, smokin weedTrying to get a paycheck, but work that ain't came yetThats why I stay in a girl ear to keep that pussy wetSo I could get paid and relax in the shadeAnd say F*ck a nine to five cuz a nigga tired of slavinIt's never easy for a playa in tha hood on tha come upIf I meet a gal with three kids or more she get done upnow what? u gotta love that freestyle

 

[YugoRocketsFan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Jun 4 2006, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This right here ^. SH|T, it seems more like a poem or some hate lullabyu need to stick with dissin lefty, u veered offdon't pop up wit weak punch lines or you'll fall offnot frontin kobe fans r too much into their leaderlookin for basketball cards of their dethroned king to jerkoff.nigz gon end up like CB4 bumps, rash, lumps wit no choice to saw it offSeriously yo that sh*t was whackbah i got into it</div>You call me whack, yet half of your freestyles didn't rhymeYour vocabulary sucks, and your aren't lyrically inclined.I don't know nothing bout you and your ritualsBut Im still wondering if you belong with the women or homosexualsYou make up stuff and rhyme about CB4.But its ok, cuz Ima be in my bed while your sleeping on the floor.I am accurate with my rhyming, just not hardcoreBut I just gotta tell you to tell your mom to get away from the corner store.

 

[S_Gurad]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 8 2006, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You call me whack, yet half of your freestyles didn't rhymeYour vocabulary sucks, and your aren't lyrically inclined.I don't know nothing bout you and your ritualsBut Im still wondering if you belong with the women or homosexualsYou make up stuff and rhyme about CB4.But its ok, cuz Ima be in my bed while your sleeping on the floor.I am accurate with my rhyming, just not hardcoreBut I just gotta tell you to tell your mom to get away from the corner store.</div>vocab?hmmm case closed, get ur stuff togetheri heard of rap forums but never reallygot into it. till now i guess

 

[7Goat]

This is my only rap battle I have ever done.S Guard and Yugo, I'll get you both to admitthat youre a sucka at this rappin, wishin you could spitboth battling each other, it's a cryin shameYou both veiw as serious, to me it's just a gameI'm playin, toyin, manipulatin yallYou're standing on the edge, and I'll make you fallTo rock bottom. Oh wait, you're already thereYou need to climb 100 feet to get at my chairShoudnt I say throne? MAn I mustve mistakenI'm spittin so wet I should be gettin some baconNo one even replied to my last rapCan you even respond? Me and you's a huge gapSo please come over here and make my dayI wanna hear what you pussies all have to say

 

[YugoRocketsFan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 8 2006, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This is my only rap battle I have ever done.S Guard and Yugo, I'll get you both to admitthat youre a sucka at this rappin, wishin you could spitboth battling each other, it's a cryin shameYou both veiw as serious, to me it's just a gameI'm playin, toyin, manipulatin yallYou're standing on the edge, and I'll make you fallTo rock bottom. Oh wait, you're already thereYou need to climb 100 feet to get at my chairShoudnt I say throne? MAn I mustve mistakenI'm spittin so wet I should be gettin some baconNo one even replied to my last rapCan you even respond? Me and you's a huge gapSo please come over here and make my dayI wanna hear what you pussies all have to say</div>I aint stereotyping against asians but go play Dance Dance RevolutionPutting your head on a boy builder, thats not very amusin'I'd still beat you in a freestyle if your life was on the line.But Im not going to diss you very bad because your a waste of time.Im also getting bitches, while your looking for em in a trash binBut you got them hoes askin, while they're ass is wondering if its in. (Asian stereotype)Haha, you just gotta know that my disses are ruthless.And I get underneath your skin with my annoyances like Mark Cuban.So hide underneath the table because im at large.Because you gotta get aces if your playing with my cards.

 

[7Goat]

uh, uh, it's sh'boy MR. ERepresent baby bubba:King of Serbia, meet the king of rapMeet the Santa of it all, little boy - on my lapYou aint sterotyping Asian, wait yes you areLookie here (Asian Stereotype) yeah... you'll go far!You got a brain in that head, cause all I see is spaceYou're settin me up for insults so just close the casebecause it's over sucka MC please dont try anymoreYour rhymes are deadly hoorible, reading it's a choreThere's a thousand ways to diss you but I'll only do A fewThe whole thing would be a novel, 200-pager, tooSo I'll go play my DDR while you learn to readGet out of this thread of flowers, man you're just a stinkin weed

 

[SkiLL]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 8 2006, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>To rock bottom. Oh wait, you're already thereYou need to climb 100 feet to get at my chair</div>The text in the bold is pretty clever.

 

[7Goat]

Thank you.I have the odd good one. My one against waqas was the best I ever did, but he tottally set himself up

 

[SkiLL]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ May 31 2006, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wtf is a multy?I would like to know, my rhymes are still very ametuer</div>

I was skimming through the topic. So, I'll answer that one, ELiiiTE even if someone already did. But didn't slightly explain it clearly enough.A multie is short for "multie-syllable rhyming". Meaning, you rhyme the syllables of a word. Multies are used to increase flow; make it sound nice and make people go ":O! This kid's spittin' a river!"So you break up a word into syllables... say... "Elite".El~ite (ill-eet) And you use two words to rhyme with it, 'cause it has two syllables.So the result is:Elite and "Kill~meat" or some sh*t like that.I was bored so I wanted to answer you question.

 

[7Goat]

It was already answered, but thankyou for thatYou explained it better than the last guy, give a back patYour anime smiley is at the end of your postand the tounge sticked out is what i like the mosttake elite and kill meat and you get a multieput just meat instead make the multie faultyI dont know why I rapped this, too much time on my handsThe hands could be this board and the time: mavs fans

 

[YugoRocketsFan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 9 2006, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>uh, uh, it's sh'boy MR. ERepresent baby bubba:King of Serbia, meet the king of rapMeet the Santa of it all, little boy - on my lapYou aint sterotyping Asian, wait yes you areLookie here (Asian Stereotype) yeah... you'll go far!You got a brain in that head, cause all I see is spaceYou're settin me up for insults so just close the casebecause it's over sucka MC please dont try anymoreYour rhymes are deadly hoorible, reading it's a choreThere's a thousand ways to diss you but I'll only do A fewThe whole thing would be a novel, 200-pager, tooSo I'll go play my DDR while you learn to readGet out of this thread of flowers, man you're just a stinkin weed</div>Chin chung chang wun, what did the hell did you say?Your rhymes, and words are clearly making yourself look gay.Stinkin weed in a bunch of flowers?You should have known that I also had sex with your mom for 7 straight hoursMy brain may be empty, but its full of lines.Kinda like finding your little penis, its gonna take a horrible amount of time.Hahah I can't get enough of these Asian Stereotypes.Startin' off from DDR to the Sushi and the Rice.Stop eating with chopsticks, use a spoon.You cant be higher than me, if you took a trip to the moon.But I aint gon want your autograph if you were Jackie ChanBecause your 1000 steps behind me from becomin' a man.

 

[7Goat]

7 hours! Did you get any pics?I didnt know my mom was into tiny dicks!Or do you have one? Because youre 1000 steps out thereHow'd my mom find that tiny thing without hair?I may be a kid, but I'm just owning you.Saying that wasnt a good thing to do.I'm not even a man and I'm higher upOwning you dawg, and I'm just a pupYou make fun of asians, but the asian is winningI'm lighting up, man you're just dimmingYou're brain isn't empty, it's your f*cking headOh and that's what I gave your mom in bed.You might be asian, so don't be sad.Cuz what I did to your mom... I'm probably your dad

 

[Devlin]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 10 2006, 08:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>7 hours! Did you get any pics?I didnt know my mom was into tiny dicks!Or do you have one? Because youre 1000 steps out thereHow'd my mom find that tiny thing without hair?I may be a kid, but I'm just owning you.Saying that wasnt a good thing to do.I'm not even a man and I'm higher upOwning you dawg, and I'm just a pupYou make fun of asians, but the asian is winningI'm lighting up, man you're just dimmingYou're brain isn't empty, it's your f*cking headOh and that's what I gave your mom in bed.You might be asian, so don't be sad.Cuz what I did to your mom... I'm probably your dad</div>Giving head to a woman, now thats just wrong//Have you go something to tell us, do you like tranny dong//Your mom is into any size dick, big, small, round a slick//She don't really care, bald or without hair//cause shes been round the block more times than the village bicycles//But thats ebough about her, cause your rhymes are colder than icicles//You call youself elite, now thats funny, but not as funny as your game//Your a tiny pup, you can't rap, so just shut the f*ck up//And don't open your mouth ever again, or it will start to rain//Rain my thunder that is, I hope you liek pain..

 

[7Goat]

Game and up don't rhyme. Please get outNow who can't rhyme? Take a different routeLike ballet, or bowling, or come out of the closetPLay the part when I'm up. for you they pause it.How in the heck do you rain thunder? You rhmes just depressIt's so sad how a guy can't rhyme the word game. It's not like chessIt's easy man, the same tame fame is words you could usebut you use up? on this thread you abuseyour hurting other people whan you try to spitOwned by a pup... dont throw a fitYOu know what I meant, his mom gave me headRound a slick? WTF, what more to be saidOh yeah, get out with your stupid slashesGaving Lakers a bad name, with your idiot bashesThere was like 10 things wrong wiht your rapDon't dis mine if you dont nkow a rhyme for game

 

[Devlin]

I admit mines was extrmely bad, I just kept writing without checking anyting.Nothing personal btw

 

[CB4allstar]

Eliite, Eliite I can see you're trying to look strongBut the thing is your a skinny asian boy with a real small dongYou think your the best rapper here, stop smokin' the bongI will tear you all apart, im like King KongYou can't stop me, I'll be crossing all over yaI'll rip your ankles apart and you'll be crying to your mamaYeah your right you're a pup. You got your penis cut off at a young ageOn a rainy night, you'll be locked up in a steel cageThat's when me and your mama, you know, engageHey boy, set your head down, I think it's nap timeYou know what that means? It's time for me to drop the dimeWhen she says me your mama's speechless like a mimeShe attacks the penis like shes committing a crime

 

[SkiLL]

When I rap, CB4 is getting cooked like meatThis kid's wack... seein' erase marks on his sheet! (Referring to the fact he editted his post)Compared to all, I'm the one that's eliteI 'shine' but CB4's dull like the tin in his teeth!He looks like he's viewin' abstract; he can't see~full (Look at CB4's avatar)Only way you can win is Versin' Insecure People! (CB4's is in group V.I.P)