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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jun 10 2006, 06:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>When I rap, CB4 is getting cooked like meat
This kid's wack... seein' erase marks on his sheet! (Referring to the fact he editted his post)
Compared to all, I'm the one that's elite
I 'shine' but CB4's dull like the tin in his teeth!
He looks like he's viewin' abstract; he can't see~full (Look at CB4's avatar)
Only way you can win is Versin' Insecure People! (CB4's is in group V.I.P)</div>
Look rookie who are you to come in and knock on CB4,
You only have 11 posts, not worthy enough for war,
We'll lay your ass down with your eyes shut on the floor,
Those rhymes you just put up were sh*ttier than cow menuer

And I know this aint my battle and i'm just steppin in,
But I wanna make sure you get shut down and can't win,
I got verses in my cranium that'll make ya head spin,
LOL Sayin CB4's teeth are made outta tin,
You explained all your punchlines and still couldn't win
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 10 2006, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Look rookie who are you to come in and knock on CB4,You only have 11 posts, not worthy enough for war,We'll lay your ass down with your eyes shut on the floor,Those rhymes you just put up were sh*ttier than cow menuerAnd I know this aint my battle and i'm just steppin in,But I wanna make sure you get shut down and can't win,I got verses in my cranium that'll make ya head spin,LOL Sayin CB4's teeth are made outta tin,You explained all your punchlines and still couldn't win</div>
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:oDoesn't really matter who's battle this isWhen my wittier concepts will just take the winWhatever the heat, the beef, I'm still cookin' meatThe only way Celtic can elevate is if he raised the-feet (Defeat)Better praise~the~elite, I ain't talkin' about the "third" (Eliiite)When my iLLer lines can even make deafs hear the world!
 
You wanna see a Celtic elevate, look at my avatar,
Gerald Green's hops are waaaay above par,
Kid's gunna be a star

There you go again explaining your lines,
Man you don't need parenthesis to close out rhymes,
I aint gunna tell you another time,
But that was nothin I murdered you so bad it should be considered a crime,
This battle is all mine,
My time to shine,
I'm so ahead of you that you can't even see me - u'd think u were blind

Nuthin you posted gave me any thrills,
But I know for a fact mine gave you the chills,
Either change your username or show me some SkiLL
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 10 2006, 08:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>7 hours! Did you get any pics?I didnt know my mom was into tiny dicks!Or do you have one? Because youre 1000 steps out thereHow'd my mom find that tiny thing without hair?I may be a kid, but I'm just owning you.Saying that wasnt a good thing to do.I'm not even a man and I'm higher upOwning you dawg, and I'm just a pupYou make fun of asians, but the asian is winningI'm lighting up, man you're just dimmingYou're brain isn't empty, it's your f*cking headOh and that's what I gave your mom in bed.You might be asian, so don't be sad.Cuz what I did to your mom... I'm probably your dad</div>Wow man, you had your head on a builder, now a goat.You might as well stop spitting before I slit your throat.I aint Asian either, nice try.If my penis was big as yours, then my nickname would be small fry.Haha, Im full of lines and insultsMy rhymes are like water, it stops giving kids hiccups.I aint gon talk about kids so dont call me MichaelThis is a rap battle thread Eliite, not your recitals.Giving my mom head? She aint a tranny.You cant get some I heard? Might as well try some grannies.hahaha. Where do I think of this, and Im not even intoxicated.My freestyles are better than yours. And it shouldn't even be debated.So Im ready to close this, cuz Ive written a lot.If you think your better than me, then you better stop smoking pot.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 10 2006, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You wanna see a Celtic elevate, look at my avatar,Gerald Green's hops are waaaay above par,Kid's gunna be a starThere you go again explaining your lines,Man you don't need parenthesis to close out rhymes,I aint gunna tell you another time,But that was nothin I murdered you so bad it should be considered a crime,This battle is all mine,My time to shine,I'm so ahead of you that you can't even see me - u'd think u were blindNuthin you posted gave me any thrills,But I know for a fact mine gave you the chills,Either change your username or show me some SkiLL</div>Hey you go on any rap forums?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 10 2006, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>LOL no.</div>Well you seem experienced in text battling.
 
It's a sad day here when it's 2 against 1CB4, grow a dick, and yugo shut your mouth sonYugo won't talk about kids yet he already did?Make up a better rap son, cuz I'm high and your midCB makin a bad name for canada, with your masturbatingWhile you go wack off, I'll be master debating"if my penis was as BIG as yours, then my nickname would be small fry"That's very true fool, cuz man your such a small guyAnd a penis that big would outweigh your bodyIf you had anything of mine, you nickname would be hottieI dont got hate for nobody, I just state the factsYou 2 gotta make up bull sh*t, while I just sit and relaxI gotta give you some props, you actually triedBut now I'm lickin my fingers cuz you both got fried
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jun 11 2006, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well you seem experienced in text battling.</div>
Experienced? I have probably written a rap or something, like online, about 5-7 times in my life lol. It's far from being on my list of hobbies lol. I love rap though and that's all I listen to, from NWA to 2pac/Biggie, to Nas/Big L, to new times like Papoose, Eminem, The Game, etc. etc. etc. But to answer your question, no I have never been to a rap forum, I didn't even know they made them.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 11 2006, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Experienced? I have probably written a rap or something, like online, about 5-7 times in my life lol. It's far from being on my list of hobbies lol. I love rap though and that's all I listen to, from NWA to 2pac/Biggie, to Nas/Big L, to new times like Papoose, Eminem, The Game, etc. etc. etc. But to answer your question, no I have never been to a rap forum, I didn't even know they made them.</div>That would explain why you're so damn good. 🪨
 
lol Thanks I guess. But if I'm not on a computer, I'm your average white boy tryin to rap haha.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 11 2006, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's a sad day here when it's 2 against 1CB4, grow a dick, and yugo shut your mouth sonYugo won't talk about kids yet he already did?Make up a better rap son, cuz I'm high and your midCB makin a bad name for canada, with your masturbatingWhile you go wack off, I'll be master debating"if my penis was as BIG as yours, then my nickname would be small fry"That's very true fool, cuz man your such a small guyAnd a penis that big would outweigh your bodyIf you had anything of mine, you nickname would be hottieI dont got hate for nobody, I just state the factsYou 2 gotta make up bull sh*t, while I just sit and relaxI gotta give you some props, you actually triedBut now I'm lickin my fingers cuz you both got fried</div>Small guy? Im 15 and 6'1.But you gotta now that the condom ripped, and that ur my son.I was going to reveal this a few years before. But I told you, you weren't mine so I just slammed the door.You were a baby, but I left you because I had no money.Now your mom is attacking me, and it aint even funny.Shes a mean lady, a bad sport.Stealing all my money for your expenses and child support.Your also asian, how can your penis be large.But we know ur just a hobo, pushing trashy carts.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I got verses in my cranium</div>I got verses in my cranium? C'mon, that sounds like some rap about the skeletal system.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 11 2006, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Small guy? Im 15 and 6'1.But you gotta now that the condom ripped, and that ur my son.I was going to reveal this a few years before. But I told you, you weren't mine so I just slammed the door.You were a baby, but I left you because I had no money.Now your mom is attacking me, and it aint even funny.Shes a mean lady, a bad sport.Stealing all my money for your expenses and child support.Your also asian, how can your penis be large.But we know ur just a hobo, pushing trashy carts.</div>That was so bad... Hey I'm your son?That makes you an asian bi*ch, now you're done.You find nothing wrong with my rhymes, but I find tons with yourshow does large and carts rhyme? Your rapping just bores.6'1"! wow! have a cookie, geniousTake 7 feet away then you got your penisI'm asking you to leave, for your frail old healthBe like solid snake, never seen, all stealthYou make funna asians yet you're owned by oneSo many things wrong with your raps, now it's not even funI've murdered you so many times and you keep coming backThen you get killed again a thousand times, with rhymes that are wackI keep hoping this time that you'll eternally dieSo I can save some disses for the next poor guy. :welcome:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 11 2006, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That was so bad... Hey I'm your son?That makes you an asian bi*ch, now you're done.You find nothing wrong with my rhymes, but I find tons with yourshow does large and carts rhyme? Your rapping just bores.6'1"! wow! have a cookie, geniousTake 7 feet away then you got your penisI'm asking you to leave, for your frail old healthBe like solid snake, never seen, all stealthYou make funna asians yet you're owned by oneSo many things wrong with your raps, now it's not even funI've murdered you so many times and you keep coming backThen you get killed again a thousand times, with rhymes that are wackI keep hoping this time that you'll eternally dieSo I can save some disses for the next poor guy. :welcome:</div>Hey look this Asian mofo thinks hes Jin.Nothing should come out of your mouth if you masturbate with tweezers and pins.You should know that your just a waste of timeId also like to know why'd you end your rap with a welcome sign.We all know that you Asians always make up liesBut Im still wondering how your people have vision with them streched out eyes.Also, you should know that your disses aren't stingingBut Ima be in the game, while your on the court limpin.And if you keep talkin sh*t like this then expect an ass whoopin ( 🦇 )And have your jewerly, shoes and hat tooken'.So go to some chinese restraunt and eat some sushi.Oh and hey arent you in that new Fast and the Furious movie.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Hey look this Asian mofo thinks hes Jin.Nothing should come out of your mouth if you masturbate with tweezers and pins.You should know that your just a waste of timeId also like to know why'd you end your rap with a welcome sign.We all know that you Asians always make up liesBut Im still wondering how your people have vision with them streched out eyes.Also, you should know that your disses aren't stingingBut Ima be in the game, while your on the court limpin.And if you keep talkin sh*t like this then expect an ass whoopin (🦇)And have your jewerly, shoes and hat tooken'.So go to some chinese restraunt and eat some sushi.Oh and hey arent you in that new Fast and the Furious movie.</div> :happy0144:
 
This funny, to the max, your reply to me.I thought your last rap was worst, then I started to see.Something's out of my mouth, so it proves you wrongYou just wish that you had something that was so damn longOr even wishin you had something instead of your cuntYou got something in between, not in the frontYou have my shoes, jewels, hat, that I got for youAlong with a check for your mom, gotta pay for twoHaving you as a child was a big mistake.You're braggin bout the things I buy for you, for your mom's dear sakeI wouldnt make fun of my looks, but the guy in your sigI wouldnt make fun of my dong, your masturbation = digMy rhymes dont hurt because you're used to it.Ugly and stupid are so common, dont forget you gayly spitAn asian mofo's owning you. And I'm fo'ing your mo.Serbia's biggest discrace got beat. Do a favor and go.Your last one actually all rhymed!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 12 2006, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This funny, to the max, your reply to me.I thought your last rap was worst, then I started to see.Something's out of my mouth, so it proves you wrongYou just wish that you had something that was so damn longOr even wishin you had something instead of your cuntYou got something in between, not in the frontYou have my shoes, jewels, hat, that I got for youAlong with a check for your mom, gotta pay for twoHaving you as a child was a big mistake.You're braggin bout the things I buy for you, for your mom's dear sakeI wouldnt make fun of my looks, but the guy in your sigI wouldnt make fun of my dong, your masturbation = digMy rhymes dont hurt because you're used to it.Ugly and stupid are so common, dont forget you gayly spitAn asian mofo's owning you. And I'm fo'ing your mo.Serbia's biggest discrace got beat. Do a favor and go.Your last one actually all rhymed!</div>Look at your rap first before you criticize mine.What the hell is fo'ing my mo and mistake and sake dont rhyme.I keep destroying you, why do you keep coming back.I keep dissing you worse everytime and your rhymes aren't on track.Why do you keep trying if you know your going to lose.And saying that your a beginner isnt an excuse.Are you blind or a crackhead, can't you see that im winning.My rhymes, would make you go around the corner having your ass head spinning.Your most likely a crackbaby, how much pills did your mom take when she had you.Im also wondering, if she took LSD too.But ima stop dissing you this much because your probably in tears.Because Ima be like the Boogie Man, and i'll be your biggest fear.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 12 2006, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So go to some chinese restraunt and eat some sushi.Oh and hey arent you in that new Fast and the Furious movie.</div>I wanna see that movie...
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Mistake and sake rhyme: a-k-e at the end.Dont be a hypocrite and look, and get ready to defend:Your first two lines end "mine" and "rhyme"If you wanna blankly prove, you better give it some time.Oh wait another! Tears and fearThere's an S at the end, say out loud, sucka HEAR!My 2 words rhymed, and at the exact same -Yours didnt Mr. Serb, now dont play that gameYou'll end up getting owned like you are in this threadYour rhymes suck, doesnt take a brain to approve what I saidSO why are you thinking that you're beating me?People hating your rhymes, while they bow to ESo little Yugi get out your cards.Your next rhymes gonna suck, was implied by ZardsI'm gonna make a little longer just to finish you offMy rhymes are so Ill that I'm getting a coughI keep thinking that your last rap was the worstThen you come up with more garbage, shouldve left with your firstSorry man, I gotta go for now, this flu is outrageousLet's hope you do good for once, maybe my rhymes are contageous!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 13 2006, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Mistake and sake rhyme: a-k-e at the end.Dont be a hypocrite and look, and get ready to defend:Your first two lines end "mine" and "rhyme"If you wanna blankly prove, you better give it some time.Oh wait another! Tears and fearThere's an S at the end, say out loud, sucka HEAR!My 2 words rhymed, and at the exact same -Yours didnt Mr. Serb, now dont play that gameYou'll end up getting owned like you are in this threadYour rhymes suck, doesnt take a brain to approve what I saidSO why are you thinking that you're beating me?People hating your rhymes, while they bow to ESo little Yugi get out your cards.Your next rhymes gonna suck, was implied by ZardsI'm gonna make a little longer just to finish you offMy rhymes are so Ill that I'm getting a coughI keep thinking that your last rap was the worstThen you come up with more garbage, shouldve left with your firstSorry man, I gotta go for now, this flu is outrageousLet's hope you do good for once, maybe my rhymes are contageous!</div>My rhymes are good, what are you saying?Some of your lines are good, who are you payin?Im not a pussy, but a stone cold killa.Ill cause fear and make people in your country run and scream like the arrival of Godzilla.My verses don't have to be long for me to win.Your long rhymes are depleted, who do you think you are? Jin.Your never going to finish me off, I keep coming back.If you think you got raps, then I can make another stack.Cuz ima keep trying till, you give in.Because you can't think no more, and theres better sh*t im bringin'.So keep trying, cuz I stomp like a bison.And have my punches sting you hard like Mike Tyson's.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 13 2006, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My rhymes are good, what are you saying?
Some of your lines are good, who are you payin?
Im not a pussy, but a stone cold killa.
Ill cause fear and make people in your country run and scream like the arrival of Godzilla.
My verses don't have to be long for me to win.
Your long rhymes are depleted, who do you think you are? Jin.
Your never going to finish me off, I keep coming back.
If you think you got raps, then I can make another stack.
Cuz ima keep trying till, you give in.
Because you can't think no more, and theres better sh*t im bringin'.
So keep trying, cuz I stomp like a bison.
And have my punches sting you hard like Mike Tyson's.</div>
Man who you thinkin tryin to play on raps elite,
cuz i'll put your mouth on a curb and spray your jaw all over the street,
my rhymes send you shivers from your ears down to your feet,
and those rhymes i quoted above should disable your right to speak,
when i step up on the mic, you better make sure you listen,
cuz i think of better rhymes than you while i'm f*ckin pissin,
so take lessons from me before you think of spittin,
as a matter of fact, nah you're better off quittin,
my rhymes are on another level while you're stuck in first gear,
you say your a stone cold killa then why you livin in fear?
you may have Tyson's punch but I'll rip off your f*ckin ear
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 14 2006, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man who you thinkin tryin to play on raps elite,cuz i'll put your mouth on a curb and spray your jaw all over the street,my rhymes send you shivers from your ears down to your feet,and those rhymes i quoted above should disable your right to speak,when i step up on the mic, you better make sure you listen,cuz i think of better rhymes than you while i'm f*ckin pissin,so take lessons from me before you think of spittin,as a matter of fact, nah you're better off quittin,my rhymes are on another level while you're stuck in first gear,you say your a stone cold killa then why you livin in fear?you may have Tyson's punch but I'll rip off your f*ckin ear</div>Your freestyle was so bad, I didnt want to finish.Most of your lines dont make sense and your speakin gibberish.Your rhyme the same thing 3-4 times, its only supposed to be twice.Do it like me, and your raps will actually be nice.But with that rhyming, you got lots to improve.They gotta be like this, and someone will actually call em smooth.And I'll keep giving you tips in this free style.Cuz gettting good as me will take a while.But hey I don't gotta diss you, but ima give you some hints.Cuz you gotta make em smooth and nice and you'll get many wins.You'll take down your opponent and dont say things that arent true.Because if it happens, youd prob be noticed as a pussy and that sucks for you.Even tho you tried hard, you gotta read this a few times.And if you wanna get better dont use mine.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 14 2006, 04:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your freestyle was so bad, I didnt want to finish.
Most of your lines dont make sense and your speakin gibberish.
Your rhyme the same thing 3-4 times, its only supposed to be twice.
Do it like me, and your raps will actually be nice.
But with that rhyming, you got lots to improve.
They gotta be like this, and someone will actually call em smooth.
And I'll keep giving you tips in this free style.
Cuz gettting good as me will take a while.
But hey I don't gotta diss you, but ima give you some hints.
Cuz you gotta make em smooth and nice and you'll get many wins.
You'll take down your opponent and dont say things that arent true.
Because if it happens, youd prob be noticed as a pussy and that sucks for you.
Even tho you tried hard, you gotta read this a few times.
And if you wanna get better dont use mine.</div>
Before I start rapping and responding.. did you seriously just knock on me because I had longer rhymes than 2 lines each time? Haha..


For one dawg that said a whole lot of nuthin,
You only want 2 lines apeice? OK let me tell u sumthin,
you said my rhymes didn't make sense?
muthaf*cka are you dense?
you probably didnt finish because of the suspense,
you couldn't handle the sh*t i was rippin,
if you want a tutorial tape ill send it to u - free shippin,
you tryin to make a diss by sayin my rhymes are longer?
so your sayin 2 lines against my 4 are stronger?
have you seen the sh*t i've been droppin on this thread?
i'm f*ckin wit everyones head,
and leavin all your rhymes dead,
fu*ck your 2 lines its over when i said,
your rhymes wouldnt sell for enough money for a loaf of bread,
i can see u right now wit ya face all red,
so thats why imma end it and take someone else on instead

P.S. - Someone please vote on the rhyme he quoted of mine at first, then his rap. Who won that one? MY opinion, I don't see how you could say him. And again, LMAO at him saying because I have more than 2 lines in each rhyme it's all gibberish. Haha.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zards @ Jun 13 2006, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Are you serious? It's gonna suck, imo.</div>Yeah, probably. 'Cause they replaced the other guy. Forgot his name.Anyways, back to battle.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 14 2006, 12:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>you couldn't handle the sh*t i was rippin,</div>Did you just admit that you bit ya verse?o.OCB32 just bit his whole verse,~that's~coldFunny how that fit in a purse~that~you~stole! (
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)Maybe you're the customer that made it soldRunnin' "buy" 'Bitten Verses Whole'! (Buy/by)<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Your freestyle was so bad, I didnt want to finish.Most of your lines dont make sense and your speakin gibberish.Your rhyme the same thing 3-4 times, its only supposed to be twice.Do it like me, and your raps will actually be nice.But with that rhyming, you got lots to improve.They gotta be like this, and someone will actually call em smooth.And I'll keep giving you tips in this free style.Cuz gettting good as me will take a while.But hey I don't gotta diss you, but ima give you some hints.Cuz you gotta make em smooth and nice and you'll get many wins.You'll take down your opponent and dont say things that arent true.Because if it happens, youd prob be noticed as a pussy and that sucks for you.Even tho you tried hard, you gotta read this a few times.And if you wanna get better dont use mine.</div>Woah woah woah, man where's the flow?Stretched lines... no wonder your mind's goin' a little slow!My 4 lines against your 14... yours crashYou aren't the teacher when you're in my class!My rhymes with brass, man better listen~yoSomeone here's wack... only dissin'~Yugo!You can never catch up to me, even with a small~leapYour lines are so long that you make the track skip~a~beat!:)
 
We should make a Freestylin' contest. Have like a bracket for it and stuff, anybody up for it?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 14 2006, 06:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We should make a Freestylin' contest. Have like a bracket for it and stuff, anybody up for it?</div>
Well we already had a BBW rap contest (no applause please haha jk).

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jun 14 2006, 06:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, probably. 'Cause they replaced the other guy. Forgot his name.

Anyways, back to battle.
Did you just admit that you bit ya verse?</div>
Bit my verse? What? lol. "You can't handle the sh*t I was rippin" - translation for you overly-white folk like SkiLL "You can't handle the lyrics I was using in my rap." Haha wtf you mean "bit my verse."
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 14 2006, 06:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We should make a Freestylin' contest. Have like a bracket for it and stuff, anybody up for it?</div>Sounds good to me
 

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