Rap Battle Thread

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jul 26 2006, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'll 'pump' this topic up like 'Spalding'
'Causin' you all to fall after ya crawling
This is like a 'washroom' 'cause you're all 'stalling'
The 'ball's' fallin' 'cause you're all 'net' like the 'domain' *
I'm 'unleashed' 'cause my wordplay's off the 'chain'
I'll kill ya like 'The Ring' 'cause you're all hittin'~'week' **
You spittin'~weak when I'm 'unleashed' like a 'neckless' beast

*: The domain of the forums is bball-world.NET
**: A double meaning wordplay. Week/Weak. The 7 days thing = week.</div>
I've already said this I dunno how many times:
Why do you always explain all of your punch lines?
And whats up with all the quotation marks?
Even with that your lines made as much noise as a mini weener dogs' barks,

Your better off steppin down and just givin me the thrown,
Man, my style is unknown,
I'm top notch like Jerry Sloan,
I should probably just leave you alone,
But I make your b*tch moan,
And lick her pussy like it's a motherf*ckin ice cream cone,
Your lyrics are soft like a p*ssy while I'm as hard as a stone,
Man I'm in a zone,
With lyrics you could never condone,
Your comeback to this rap should be postponed,
Cuz it would take you weeks to write raps like me homes

 

[dsounG]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jul 26 2006, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've already said this I dunno how many times:Why do you always explain all of your punch lines?And whats up with all the quotation marks?Even with that your lines made as much noise as a mini weener dogs' barks,Your better off steppin down and just givin me the thrown,Man, my style is unknown,I'm top notch like Jerry Sloan,I should probably just leave you alone,But I make your b*tch moan,And lick her pussy like it's a motherf*ckin ice cream cone,Your lyrics are soft like a p*ssy while I'm as hard as a stone,Man I'm in a zone,With lyrics you could never condone,Your comeback to this rap should be postponed,Cuz it would take you weeks to write raps like me homes</div>Thats the way he does his Text Battling. Incase no one understands.

 

[SkiLL]

I'm glad someone understands.<_<You're flow's~wack I'll punch 'til ya bones~crackI'm on the stage 'cause this is where the show's~atThe punch you just spat I'm wonderin' what you thrown~atTypin' without a track, Celtic is so wackI don't care how hard you are... 'cause even stones~crack!Well, Enough of that. I wonder why Celtic shown?Like his ID; he's faceless, 'cause his style's unknown!You 'fag', I'll 'smoke' ya like 'dry ice'Celtic's so stupid I have to explain things twiceHm?

 

[His Greatness]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SkiLL @ Jul 26 2006, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm glad someone understands.

You're flow's~wack I'll punch 'til ya bones~crackI'm on the stage 'cause this is where the show's~atThe punch you just spat I'm wonderin' what you thrown~atTypin' without a track, Celtic is so wackI don't care how hard you are... 'cause even stones~crack!Well, Enough of that. I wonder why Celtic shown?Like his ID; he's faceless, 'cause his style's unknown!You 'fag', I'll 'smoke' ya like 'dry ice'Celtic's so stupid I have to explain things twiceHm?</div>Booo.... :happy0144: I hit you with one if ya want..

 

[SkiLL]

I can't tell if that was a boo or not.

 

[CelticBalla32]

bump

It seems pretty stupid battling on the internet, and in person I'm no rapper, but this is actually pretty fun. We should have a rap contest again (I am the previous champ btw... :dusts shoulders off: lol).

 

[BrewCityBuck]

OMG this stuff is lame...<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Ballahollic is fat it's not legend it's fact.When he bends down in front of ya all you see is his crack.Look at his pictures he shows no emotionWhen Melanies not around it's all bout' the lotionHe got cocky with a truck driver and got punched in the grillBBW homies say he looks like Bobby Hill--BCB--</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>CB4 he's BBW's little man whoreHe hits the penis so hard it's covered in soarsIn bed and in school man nothin stops him Getting him to stop is mission impossibleHis hands are wrinkled but not from swimming Like Tom Cruise he's a man on a missionA mission to wack everything into submissionBut regardless we love our little guyEven if he got an infection from the key lime pie--BCB--</div>

 

[7Goat]

OMG this stuff is fun... we should start this again.Lame = the best. It's not about being the 'cool rapper'... just for fun

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

This is why I'm Fat This is why I'm FatThis is why, This is whyThis is why I'm FatI'm big cause I'm fatI hate you cause you're not This is why This is why I'm hotThis is why I'm fatI don't gotta rapI can eat with my hands tied behind my backI represent my townI got it on ma backskinny say that I lost itSo I'ma gain it backI love the restuarantsCause chefs show me loveThe ladies start to bounce As soon as I take a walk (earthquake)

 

[gentile]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Oct 5 2006, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>(I am the previous champ btw... :dusts shoulders off: lol).</div>That was the best punchline you've dropped in this thread. If the crowd judge, you know who won.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Watch me sound like a generic rapper

I bet any guy can say this and make millions mainstream.I got diamonds on teeth, nikes airs on my feetBest flow known to man with my n**** on the beatFly as a seagull shitting on n****s who wanna beef9 Milimeter to ya skull, blat blat blat to your defeatSlept with ya sister ya mama and the hoes on the streetI lookin so good I'm the one all the ladies wanna meetAs they pop lock and drop it, she rockin them hipsand she lean with it rock with it, seductive with them lipsLook at those tits, look at that assC'mon and look at this, shaking it fastI'm hot as the sun, temperature still risin'Flow remarkable got these n****s surprisin'They wanna chat, they call me like VerizonYou ain't at my level, you muhfuh'ers lyin'Best watch yo back, because it's gonna go downIf you hating on me, the hates comin back aroundThrow some D's on my whip, throws some on my b*tchThrow some cheese on my grits, lookin like richie richThat don't make no sense, but you even make no centsI make dollar bills 7 figures with no rent(?)YES! I did it.I just proved it takes no skill whatsoever to sound like that.

 

[BFR]

Niggas actin like bitches, pop this sh*t off at the barnigga wasn't steppin so I stepped back to my carGrabbed my k and my mac like a straight gTIc Tac Toe now on the floor layed threeOne nigga left three bullets in my k He started to run so I decided to sprayPOP POP POP now another nigga layTOday was not like any other daytoday I found out that to survivein a hood where the crack thrives,The only one who Dies is the weak,HMm it's not that hard.

 

[KCX]

who wants to battle me for fun.. im not good but I think its fun to rap battle

 

[Memphology]

I will

 

[KCX]

u got the mic

 

[Memphology]

Im the floetic, the poetic, bball genius with that sporters etiquette,you think you can take me in a rap battle, stop thinking it.You may own me in GFX, but not in this rap battle gameI twist up people posts, and start slaying their members names.your like that weakass chick, trying to make it rain,but turns out the sh*t was just a pea stain.now your soaking wet, looking like a damn fool,even worse off than the Chicago Bulls,but its okay, please dont crythe grizman is here, to make it all rightim bumping out to playa fly,ima have to say goodnight,im sleepy as hell, and slightly highpick it up tomorrow....alright?

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

For KCX

Yo my asian man, yo yo KCXYo, I know, they get hard as soon as they see sexIt's not straight either, and they hopin they be nextPeepee small like the fingers on a hand of a T-Rexoh snap. Did you know all that rhymed?

 

[gentile]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ May 10 2007, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Watch me sound like a generic rapper

I bet any guy can say this and make millions mainstream.</div>But can you be credible with those lyrics? Can you make people believe that you're the most ignorant ghetto son to stomp the block? In today's musical minstrel show, you gotta be scary on the street, but submissive on TRL, knowing your target audience is assured you'll stay on the block terrorizing brothers and not invade their neighborhood in an organized fashion.

 

[Memphology]

Although your statement makes sense, I bet half of us could beat the sh*t outve Mims

 

[gentile]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 11 2007, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Although your statement makes sense, I bet half of us could beat the sh*t outve Mims</div>I don't know, man. It's kinda beside the point. Kids don't fight no mo. Even the nerds got gunz dese days.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ May 11 2007, 01:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know, man. It's kinda beside the point. Kids don't fight no mo. Even the nerds got gunz dese days.</div>F*ck guns. What ever happend to fist fights..My homies roll around with machetes and knuckles

 

[KCX]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 10 2007, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Im the floetic, the poetic, bball genius with that sporters etiquette,you think you can take me in a rap battle, stop thinking it.You may own me in GFX, but not in this rap battle gameI twist up people posts, and start slaying their members names.your like that weakass chick, trying to make it rain,but turns out the sh*t was just a pea stain.now your soaking wet, looking like a damn fool,even worse off than the Chicago Bulls,but its okay, please dont crythe grizman is here, to make it all rightim bumping out to playa fly,ima have to say goodnight,im sleepy as hell, and slightly highpick it up tomorrow....alright?</div>im sorry son but your flow is sh*teven pff is prolly more legityou diss the bulls but I dont get itit was 6 months ago the grizzlies quitI mean memphis cant even commitim tellin ya now that you should never spitanother rap at mebecause your words mean nothin from tennesee this thread aint fo youI think mcdonalds is what you should really pursueman im hungry and aint had my picnicsomehow I still owned you with an empty stomach

 

[Memphology]

See you hit hard at home, speaking about that Memphis sh*tyou just pissed like a bi*ch cause you dont have that spanish kidall you can do is check about the flow? not very good, your sh*t is weakyou rap on a forum, cause you suck so hard you cant even speakand when I say you suck, I dont mean that your not good,what I meant was you suck too much on that fuzzy wood, understood?I still cant get over you checking the Memphis Girzzlies,but our best player is a Spaniard, he kills bulls, you understanding me?

 

[KCX]

hahahahaha my shits weak, somethings wrong with your headyou said "pea stain" in your first rap, thats enough said.gasol killin the bulls it must be a dreamlast time I checked, he doesn't want to be on the teamim still suprised the grizzlies still existbecause bulls own them if the spaniard keeps on doin thisInvalid Video Linktook you 3 lines to say I suck dick?I already won to some tennesee hick(jk nothing personal)

 

[Memphology]

ill get ya back...going to eat me some doritos..btw, video doesn't work

 

[Memphology]

KCX your rhymes are weak, worse than Fatass Joe,why wont you rap in words, and stop using youtube videos?Memphis owns the Bulls, why cant you understand,flackback 2001, we traded Rahim for Gasol, in your trade you got Chandler for Elton Brandand so what, Memphis is 50% gangsta and 50% hickwe have everything from Johnny Cash to Triple-Sixour Mayor Harrington, AKA King Williewill be the sh*t outve your mayor AND eat his babiesMemphis AKA Musictownwill stomp CHicago to the f*cking groundyall have kanye west, and twista probably the lyrical bestbut memphis stay crunk, we'll F*ck all your women and leave yall the baby nest.And Mayor Willie will eat them like I said

 

[ChuckTheD]

If you harass, outta class, you just ask-in for troublestep to me and I will pop yo bubbleyou fumbledyour saftey into the hands of a menace to societywatch where ya look, because I know when you eyein medont care whatcha got, dont care bout propriety dont dare try to stop, because there aint no denyin meonce I get in my zone, I advise you to hidebecause it wont be pretty, when my bullets collidewitcha headyoull just die, and be deaddont try, try to messwith chuck, he the bestno longer depressedrevenge is the dishim servincross me wrong youll be hurtinilll cut you up so bad, wont even look like a personto get you lookin human, itll take 10 surgeons

 

[the_pestilence]

austin griz? lost that kid. what's the heck's the provenance of his irrational unfashionable propensity t'wards providencehis visage is a missed missive he's submissive mister syllogism limpid livid lipids I vilify his pugilistic religionand when I say vilify I mean lots and lots of vilificationlike it's worthless, subjected to floccinaucinihilipilificationthis brilliant nation, is full of people like youeager bright fools with bleached or died shoesto complete the right mood of being a wannabeas a prodigy my philosophy is you're a southern feebwho enjoys receiving colonoscopies from janjaweed's "apostrophes"I'm not serious with this by the way, I just go no holds barred in these things.

 

[Memphology]

Your not supposed to jump on a battle ..its just me and KCXAnd it didnt make sense...lol.

 

[the_pestilence]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 12 2007, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your not supposed to jump on a battle ..its just me and KCX</div>oh, in the other rap battle thread on this site it was entirely people jumping in, something of a free for all<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 12 2007, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>And it didnt make sense...lol.</div>yeah, I think me, gentile, and possibly redneck or michael bryant are the only people on this site who will understand this on the first go round, that's kind of how all my verses are.