Raymond Felton - not skinny (1 Viewer)

[THE HCP]

^ That Barron pic was from his last season in The Bay....... when he lost a ton of weight before the season........ contract season.

 

[illmatic99]

It's that fat around his face that makes him seem chunky. Needs to drink more H2O and curb the sodium intake. That should take care of the increased water retention.

 

[illmatic99]

(can we get a Felton vs. Nolan game?)

Check this out: Roy and Nolan possibly playing in the same game along with Webby, Brooks, et al: http://www.blazersedge.com/2011/7/1...bster-aaron-brooks-and-nolan-smith-playing-an

Totally surprised that Roy will partake in such an activity right now. Maybe his PRP treatment is working.

 

[julius]

Check this out: Roy and Nolan possibly playing in the same game along with Webby, Brooks, et al: http://www.blazersedge.com/2011/7/1...bster-aaron-brooks-and-nolan-smith-playing-an

Totally surprised that Roy will partake in such an activity right now. Maybe his PRP treatment is working.

Hey, at least Key Arena is seeing basketball games.

 

[maxiep]

Who gave Felton the Shawn Kemp Lockout Workout Plan?

 

[Nikolokolus]

Some people just have a little pudge that's tough to get rid of. I don't think the contrasting white shirt and long black shorts is doing Felton any favors either.

The Blazers have put some faith in him by trading for him, I'm sure he'll respond to it, It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Holy balls! Almost everything in this statement is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Totally surprised that Roy will partake in such an activity right now. Maybe his PRP treatment is working.

Roy is having a HUGE birthday bash that same weekend. Webster and Nolan have already been on the twitters about it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who gave Felton the Shawn Kemp Lockout Workout Plan?

Minus the piles of pure Colombian ya-ya I hope.

 

[alex42083]

At least he's running around a bit... and putting his hands on a basketball. Not too worried about it.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

[video=youtube;cgTr_1v-Jc4]

0:52

 

[jlprk]

(This link should start at 2:18, but it doesn't seem to be doing that. Skip ahead and you'll see it say that Felton is #8 in white.)

Usually I have trouble following these guys with their little numbers, but this time it was easy. I just watched for the only guy whose waist is almost the same as his height.

He could be the new Duckworth, and we may already have solved our backup center problem.

 

[jlprk]

At least we've found our backup power forward.

Oh okay, I'm down to Post #3 and someone already thought of it.

 

[jlprk]

I think that might have been a video from the future. Like, 18 years from now after Felton has been retired for 10 years and packed on 40 pounds. And ran like he was 60.

(That's Post #11). Yes, I had thought I was watching the post-retirement Duckworth.

Speaking of seeing the future, every post so far is like mine because you people knew what I was going to post, right?

Hey Denny, I have an idea for how to increase posts. Make a rule that we have to separately respond to each post in the thread, like I'm doing here. No more of this grouping your answers together stuff.

 

[illmatic99]

funny looking photoshop they pulled on BRoy.

 

[HailBlazers]

Holy balls! Almost everything in this statement is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

It's all for you my friend, love your reactions

 

[BBert]

Not skinny?

Dude looks like the son of Kirby Puckett and Tony Gwynn

Kirby Puckett -- that was my first thought. Wow. Felton is a Point Guard? He looks like a Nose Guard. Maybe he should switch to football during the lockout.

 

[Mediocre Man]

funny looking photoshop they pulled on BRoy.

Am I missing what this has to do with Raymond Fatman?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Am I missing what this has to do with Raymond Fatman?

Doors open at 2pm.

Buffet starts at 3pm.

 

[PapaG]

Am I missing what this has to do with Raymond Fatman?

I thought it was obvious!

Plus Martell Webster - Rodney Stuckey - ... - AND MORE

Much, much more!

 

[blazerboy30]

What does BGrantFan think of this PG issue? Has Felton ever made it out of the first round while being this fat?

 

[LOTBfan]

maybe he will play like barea, but not get knocked into the stands...

imagine what bayless would have done to people with his single minded desire to charge the rim, only 50 lbs heavier.

not sure how his speed is, as long as it doesn't suffer from the added mass, i think he will only benefit from the added inertia, since guards are basically licensed to charge in the current league. instead of bouncing off of big defenders, he should be able to dramatically bowl people over, exposing all those hand checks and extended knees. good thing oden isn't playing against him.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i like the idea of him abusing smaller pg's, and stealing their lunch

 

[LOTBfan]

will we call him yogi then?

 

[PapaG]

What does BGrantFan think of this PG issue?

He says he thinks that you're obsessed with him.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

obsessed with him? you ARE him!

whos the parasite and whos the host?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

felton is a beast, he is thick all over, if you get my drift

 

[Nikolokolus]

i like the idea of him abusing smaller pg's, and stealing their lunch

"Hey Patty! Give me your sandwich or I'll kick your ass."

 

[PapaG]

obsessed with him? you ARE him!

whos the parasite and whos the host?

Speaking of obsessed...

 

[LOTBfan]

i don't think felton wants vegimite, patty is probably the only one whose sandwich is safe

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Speaking of obsessed...