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Some of those rankings seem to be opinion based.
 
Real gm top 60 places to stick your penis

Vagina #43
Ass #51

But

Hornets nest #28
Jar of salt #12
Easy bake oven #38
A microwaved bagel #17 (I can kinda see that)
A crown royal bag full of live snakes #9
Their own hand in their moms basement #1
 
52. LaMarcus Aldridge (PF, 28 years old, 2 years / $30.4m): With two All-Star selections and greater notoriety, it feels like Aldridge finally gets the appreciation he deserved years before. A capable scorer and solid rebounder, it would be great to see LMA take a step up in one phase of the game to earn a spot in the elite at his position as he enters his prime.

lol

46. Damian Lillard (PG, 23 years old, 3 years / $10.8m + RFA): Last season’s Rookie of the Year needs to show that he has more potential than most older rookies. While he did beautifully on offense last year, his defense needs a ton of work. Fortunately, that kind of development happens with some frequency for young players in the league so he can be a key part of Portland’s rosy future.

lol *2
 
Selection Criteria:

What I considered when making the list:

Player quality: How good a player is now as where they could be moving forward. Teams win championships with MVPs and top tier talent is the most valuable commodity in basketball, especially with individual max contracts. Truly elite players also typically translate into at least regular season success. For guys currently younger than their peak, their ceiling and the likelihood of reaching that ceiling matter a great deal. Versatility and longevity were major factors as well.

Player age: Since everyone on this list is a good basketball player, how much total value they will contribute to their teams comes more in both duration of success rather and degree. This factor takes older high quality players like Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant and Dirk Nowitzki out since there are similarly good players who will have longer remaining careers.

Contract: Since the NBA has a salary cap, luxury tax and Collective Bargaining Agreement to shape how teams can be built, the financial commitment to each player means a great deal. While the years and total dollars matter significantly, it is hard to understate the importance of “team control” through Restricted Free Agency since it allows a franchise to retain a player unless he undertakes extraordinary measures. For example, Dwight Howard and Andre Drummond will likely be free agents the same summer, yet Detroit can keep Drummond as long as they are willing to match any offer. Houston would love the same opportunity.

Positional value and scarcity: I value primary scorers, elite defenders and primary ballhandlers more than just about anything else on the floor because of how hard they are to find. True centers get pushed up as well because of how few of them are left in the league and the reverse is true for power forwards that cannot defend another position.

Durability/Injury Status: Players must be on the court in order to contribute. As such, a guy being more or less likely than others to miss meaningful time was considered in the process.

RAGE ... BOILING ... CAN'T ... CONTAIN ... ANGER!!!!

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Severely overvalues youth and undervalues production. Lulz.
 
Hypothetical counterfactual:
LMA gets ranked 10th and Dame 15th in the NBA.

The response to this article:
"Looks good to me."
"This is the best article I've read in a long time."
"This guy is pretty sharp, he really seems to know his stuff."
"I love RealGM."
 
Hypothetical counterfactual:
LMA gets ranked 10th and Dame 15th in the NBA.

The response to this article:
"Looks good to me."
"This is the best article I've read in a long time."
"This guy is pretty sharp, he really seems to know his stuff."
"I love RealGM."

I'm actually not as bothered by where the Blazers ended up as much as who made the top of the list. Exactly what have Harrison F. Barnes, Noel and Butler shown? And I like Davis, but #3?
 
Hypothetical counterfactual:
LMA gets ranked 10th and Dame 15th in the NBA.

The response to this article:
"Looks good to me."
"This is the best article I've read in a long time."
"This guy is pretty sharp, he really seems to know his stuff."
"I love RealGM."

I know you're trying to paint everyone else here as uber homer, and yourself as even-keeled realist or whatever, but those ranking, while probably a bit too high for both, would be a lot closer than what he threw out there.

That said, it's some random dude's list, and he has Kosta Koufos at 39, Nerlens Noel at 28....meh, not going to give a shit about it.
 
Can we trade Alrdidge and Lillard for Iman Shumpert? What else would we have to throw in to entice the Knicks.
 
I know you're trying to paint everyone else here as uber homer, and yourself as even-keeled realist or whatever, but those ranking, while probably a bit too high for both, would be a lot closer than what he threw out there.

That said, it's some random dude's list, and he has Kosta Koufos at 39, Nerlens Noel at 28....meh, not going to give a shit about it.

I just think the clockwork, knee-jerk "rage" overreaction is ridiculous around here. It's the SAME response to everything that doesn't sing the praises of the Blazers in the national media.
 
I just think the clockwork, knee-jerk "rage" overreaction is ridiculous around here. It's the SAME response to everything that doesn't sing the praises of the Blazers in the national media.

What "rage"? I don't see anyone overreacting out of anger. I just see people poking fun at this guy for being a dumb shit. As far as I can tell, no one here is taking this list seriously enough to muster any actual "rage".

BNM
 
I know you're trying to paint everyone else here as uber homer, and yourself as even-keeled realist or whatever...

This.

I spent a lot of time with the ESPN rankings because it's a summary of what over 200 people think as opposed to what 1 random person thinks, be it RealGM or any other site.
 
He really should have titled it "who I think has the best shot of winning the MVP in three years".

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I don't care how young and how cheap Kosta Koufas and Iman Shumpert are, they are still Kosta Koufas and Iman Shumpert.

BNM
 
I just think the clockwork, knee-jerk "rage" overreaction is ridiculous around here. It's the SAME response to everything that doesn't sing the praises of the Blazers in the national media.

Rather than take pot shots from your pedestal, why not respond to the article? Do you feel it's an accurate and reasonable ranking of Lillard and Aldridge? Do you find Jimmy Butler to be a top 20 player in the league, and Aldridge not a top 50 player?
 
Rather than take pot shots from your pedestal, why not respond to the article? Do you feel it's an accurate and reasonable ranking of Lillard and Aldridge? Do you find Jimmy Butler to be a top 20 player in the league, and Aldridge not a top 50 player?

Depends on the metric. The article does not claim these are one season type player rankings.

If the metric were $/minute, those rankings would be expected.
 
Real gm top 60 places to stick your penis

Vagina #43
Ass #51

But

Hornets nest #28
Jar of salt #12
Easy bake oven #38
A microwaved bagel #17 (I can kinda see that)
A crown royal bag full of live snakes #9
Their own hand in their moms basement #1
Umm...yeah...I'm afraid I'm going to have to rep you for that.

Have a nice day.
 
Depends on the metric. The article does not claim these are one season type player rankings.

If the metric were $/minute, those rankings would be expected.

He listed out his criteria, kind of an overarching ranking based on overall talent, age, contract, position, and injury. So I can see giving some younger guys a boost, over more proven players. He doesn't say how he weighted all of those, however. So comparing, say, Noel versus LMA. Noel obviously has him in age and contract. Aldridge has him in proven ability and injury. Each of them having a 2 category advantage, I can see giving a younger player the more favorable ranking. I don't see how, when he's out for the season, and who knows how he recovers, that that's a 25 spot boost, though.
 

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