Realgm: top 60 players

[BBert]

You just haven't experienced a true blow job until a 90 year old, toothless grandma works on your rod! They are patient, experienced and always swallows!

With their pathetic social security checks, I'm sure they appreciate the free protein.

 

[Denny Crane]

He listed out his criteria, kind of an overarching ranking based on overall talent, age, contract, position, and injury. So I can see giving some younger guys a boost, over more proven players. He doesn't say how he weighted all of those, however. So comparing, say, Noel versus LMA. Noel obviously has him in age and contract. Aldridge has him in proven ability and injury. Each of them having a 2 category advantage, I can see giving a younger player the more favorable ranking. I don't see how, when he's out for the season, and who knows how he recovers, that that's a 25 spot boost, though.

Oladipo got a very favorable rating, too.

Few guys 28 years old scored well. And he had Durant over LeBron, too. Durant at 25 vs. LeBron at 28. 3 more years of Durant he figures.

 

[illmatic99]

Most egregious rankings are Melo and LA.

 

[Sean is the Mannion]

Would much rather have Lillard than Noel.

 

[Natebishop3]

I just really don't take any kind of rankings seriously. None of it matters, in my opinion. The ESPN rankings are nice, but when one bozo makes a list of "who is best," I just really don't even care. All that matters is who produces on the floor every night. The only numbers that matter are wins and losses.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

This has as much teeth as a 90 year old grandma at bedtime.

Do you speak from experience?

<Dang BBert already beat me to hazing Mags>

 

[magnifier661]

Do you speak from experience?

Don't knock it until u try it!

 

[Nikolokolus]

Rather than take pot shots from your pedestal, why not respond to the article? Do you feel it's an accurate and reasonable ranking of Lillard and Aldridge? Do you find Jimmy Butler to be a top 20 player in the league, and Aldridge not a top 50 player?

Based on the criteria that I quoted from the article? I think it's a fair assessment, even if I don't agree with all of the conclusions.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

Hypothetical counterfactual:
LMA gets ranked 10th and Dame 15th in the NBA.

The response to this article:
"Looks good to me."
"This is the best article I've read in a long time."
"This guy is pretty sharp, he really seems to know his stuff."
"I love RealGM."

I get the devil's advocation, but what the flippity fuck? On meth I could come up with a more lucid list than that.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

You just haven't experienced a true blow job until a 90 year old, toothless grandma works on your rod! They are patient, experienced and always swallows!

The hell is wrong with you?

Just kidding i love granny's BJs.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I get the devil's advocation, but what the flippity fuck? On meth I could come up with a more lucid list than that.

Shut up fucking rookie.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

Shut up fucking rookie.

One day soon, sooner than you could ever possibly conceive, I will own this board.

And I will own you.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

One day soon, sooner than you could ever possibly conceive, I will own this board.

And I will own you.

Not if Denny has anything to say about it.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

Not if Denny has anything to say about it.

Sarcasm seems to run low around these parts.

And Niko, I was referring to the list of players, not your comment...if that's any consolation.

 

[Nikolokolus]

One day soon, sooner than you could ever possibly conceive, I will own this board.

And I will own you.

That's going to take a lot of interwebs dollars if you plan on buying out Denny.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Sarcasm seems to run low around these parts.

And Niko, I was referring to the list of players, not your comment...if that's any consolation.

I'd say the same for you, FAMS! I know you've seen my posts. I'd say 97.9% are sarcastic. I was just saying Denny is master.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Sarcasm seems to run low around these parts.

And Niko, I was referring to the list of players, not your comment...if that's any consolation.

98 posts? Not interested.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

That's going to take a lot of interwebs dollars if you plan on buying out Denny.

Lol I'll start saving up my bit coins now.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

98 posts? Not interested.

Elitism based on number of posts? Come now. This is a democratic forum constantly fishing for new and enlightened perspectives.

 

[Nikolokolus]

100 now? Still not enough.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

I'd say the same for you, FAMS! I know you've seen my posts. I'd say 97.9% are sarcastic. I was just saying Denny is master.

Haha this is true. But alas, the internet. Sarcasm noted!

I bow my head in reverence to the master.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Elitism based on number of posts? Come now. This is a democratic forum constantly fishing for new and enlightened perspectives.

But you live in Canada. How could you possibly offer any sort of enlightened perspective? And what do you know about democratic? You guys are only a partial-democracy (or some shit like that)? Now, fishing.... I'm down you Canadian fishing. Teach me how to ice fish!

 

[StumptownHoliday]

100 now? Still not enough.

102 baby! I'm in the struggle, slowly working my way up the ranks. My real target is HCP

 

[StumptownHoliday]

But you live in Canada. How could you possibly offer any sort of enlightened perspective? And what do you know about democratic? You guys are only a partial-democracy (or some shit like that)? Now, fishing.... I'm down you Canadian fishing. Teach me how to ice fish!

I kid you not we only shower in maple syrup. And you've never been loved and swaddled post-coitus like after making sweet-sweet with a moose. I'm telling ya, Yanks.

 

[magnifier661]

102 baby! I'm in the struggle, slowly working my way up the ranks. My real target is HCP

The HCP has nothing on me!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

102 baby! I'm in the struggle, slowly working my way up the ranks. My real target is HCP

That's too easy.

Of course, so is Mrs. HCP. But at least she's attractive.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I kid you not we only shower in maple syrup. And you've never been loved and swaddled post-coitus like after making sweet-sweet with a moose. I'm telling ya, Yanks.

I like how I can go to Canada and you guys are selling moose poop on a stick, like it's a lolli-pop (or is it lolli-poop?). All lacquered up and shiny. I've given those to friends many times, waiting to see who doesn't hesitate to put it in their mouth.

 

[StumptownHoliday]

The HCP has nothing on me!

See Mags, I kinda love your brand of homerific optimism. Go about your biz, oldblood!

And Blaze we bros ya hear me.

 

[magnifier661]

That's too easy.

Of course, so is Mrs. HCP. But at least she's attractive.

So glad the season is starting. Now you boys can keep mrs. Hcp warm

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

So glad the season is starting. Now you boys can keep mrs. Hcp warm

You take an offseason? Keep up, Mags. Keep up.