hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! aside from all the times he said the F word, dousche bad, and sh*t, these were my favorite lines:
"He got daily rim jobs from the girls at Scores."
"She aborted a kitten into a toilet in the back of Denver Denny's"
"The king had a bad case of the limp d*ck"
"He told him that they were dissin him, so he grabbed his 12 sided double dildo."
"He snorted lines of cocaine off his dead dad"
"This is page 3."
"I WILL F*CKING KILL YOU, AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!"
Then he talks about Dr. Dre and uses google, yahoo, and tubgirl as his sources!!! hahahahaha
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG that was funny as hell! Many many props for posting this hahaha!