SALTY SUNDAY

[Hoopguru]

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN OR DID A PIRATE TAKE IT

BARFO

LORD HAVE MERCY.....I DIDNT FOLLOW GOVERNMENT RULES.
IM SICK OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND THE NEGATIVE EFFECT ITS HAS ON YOUNG PEOPLE, WHEN MY GRANDSON SAID TO ME "GRANDPA IM NOT SURE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME A YOUNG MAN? BUT MAYBE A YOUNG PERSON? A SECOND GRADER BEING TAUGHT THIS CRAP, GETS THIS OLD REBEL ALL RILED UP!

 

[barfo]

LORD HAVE MERCY.....I DIDNT FOLLOW GOVERNMENT RULES.
IM SICK OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND THE NEGATIVE EFFECT ITS HAS ON YOUNG PEOPLE, WHEN MY GRANDSON SAID TO ME "GRANDPA IM NOT SURE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME A YOUNG MAN? BUT MAYBE A YOUNG PERSON? A SECOND GRADER BEING TAUGHT THIS CRAP, GETS THIS OLD REBEL ALL RILED UP!

THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THIS IS SALTY SUNDAY

BARFO

 

[ABM]

LIN SEEMS TO THINK HES BETTER THAN HE IS PROBABLY THATS WHY NO ONE HAS SIGNED HIM

BARFO

THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THIS IS SALTY SUNDAY

BARFO

bite me

 

[Mediocre Man]

bite me

YOU JUST CAN'T CAPITALIZE

 

[ABM]

YOU JUST CAN'T CAPITALIZE

I DID

I CAPITALIZED ON AN OBSCURE MOMENT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY ARE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL BUT I HAVE A NEWS FLASH FOR THEM

THEY ARENT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I HAVE A DAY OFF TOMORROW BUT IM GOING TO DO SOME WORK SO IS IT A DAY OFF OR NOT I DONT KNOW

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THIS IS SALTY SUNDAY

BARFO

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME PUSHBACK TO SALTY SUNDAY IM NOT SURE WHY THIS IS MEANT TO MAKE US ALL REALIZE THAT WE HAVE NUMEROUS COMMONALITIES THAT ARE OFTEN FORGOTTEN IN THE MISGUIDED RUSH TO BE PREDICTABLY UNIQUE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG GOING ON IN SEATTLE. JUST ONE EXAMPLE IS THE MANY VERY UGLY BUILDINGS.

THE UGLIEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD (MY OPINION) IS THE MUSEUM OF POP CULTURE, IN SEATTLE.

I AGREE IT IS VERY UGLY BUT I THINK THAT IS THE POINT IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A PILE OF GARBAGE

 

[Propagandist]

IVE GOT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE!

TELL ME ABOUT IT

 

[Propagandist]

IM FED UP WITH PEOPLE BASING THEIR LIFE PHILOSOPHIES ON BULLSHIT

 

[Shaboid]

I HATE WHEN MY SOCKS GET WET

 

[Propagandist]

I HATE WHEN MY SOCKS GET WET

HOLY SHIT DO I HATE THAT TOO

 

[hoopsjock]

I HATE WHEN MY SOCKS GET WET

RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON IS THE WORST.

 

[tlongII]

GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[Shaboid]

THE MARINERS HAVE WON 4 GAMES IN A ROW ITS A MIRACLE

MAKE THAT FIVE WTF

 

[Propagandist]

OMG I HATE IT WHEN A POPCORN HUSK 1 GETS STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH OR IN YOUR GUMS OR 2 JUST SHOWS UP IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOURE BRUSHING OR WHATEVER AND YOU HAVE TO THINK WHENS THE LAST TIME I ATE POPCORN

 

[Propagandist]

SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WIVES OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THESE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHOSE VOICES SOUND LIKE THEY ARE DOLLS OR SOMETHING ALL HIGHPITCHED AND CHILDLIKE

I HAVE THIS FEAR THAT ILL GET SOME HORRIBLE DIAGNOSIS FROM A VOICE LIKE THAT FUCK THAT

 

[PDXFonz]

OMG I HATE IT WHEN A POPCORN HUSK 1 GETS STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH OR IN YOUR GUMS OR 2 JUST SHOWS UP IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOURE BRUSHING OR WHATEVER AND YOU HAVE TO THINK WHENS THE LAST TIME I ATE POPCORN

I HATE POPCORN AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY. PLUS ITS LIKE, COULD YOU PICK A NOISIER MOVIE ITEM?!?!? I KNOW, LETS START PUTTING THE POPCORN IN PLASTIC BAGS, IM NOT REALLY HERE TO HEAR WHAT THE CHARACTERS ARE SAYING ANYWAYS

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I HATE WHEN MY SOCKS GET WET

WHEN ONE IS FALLING DOWN I TRY TO KEEP MY COMPOSURE BUT THEN ITS ALL THE WAY OFF AND SCRUNCHED UP IN MY SHOE AND I START CRYING

 

[3RA1N1AC]

SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WIVES OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THESE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHOSE VOICES SOUND LIKE THEY ARE DOLLS OR SOMETHING ALL HIGHPITCHED AND CHILDLIKE

I HAVE THIS FEAR THAT ILL GET SOME HORRIBLE DIAGNOSIS FROM A VOICE LIKE THAT FUCK THAT

YOU DONT HAVE TO PREFACE YOUR SALT WITH AN APOLOGY THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE ALL SALT IS WELCOME

AND I COMPLETELY DISAGREE I APPRECIATE UNIQUE VOICES

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WIVES OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THESE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHOSE VOICES SOUND LIKE THEY ARE DOLLS OR SOMETHING ALL HIGHPITCHED AND CHILDLIKE

I HAVE THIS FEAR THAT ILL GET SOME HORRIBLE DIAGNOSIS FROM A VOICE LIKE THAT FUCK THAT

DO YOU PREFER WOMEN WITH DEEP VOICES

 

[Strenuus]

Pretty weak for a scalawag pirate! Most pirates chase the treasure but only a few find any. Have you?

THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

 

[Strenuus]

MAKE THAT FIVE WTF

GOD DAMNIT NOW I DONT NEED TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT FUCK.

ALSO WHO ELSE HERE HATES THE TICKER ON THE BOTTOM THAT SHOWS YOU SCORES?! LIKE IF I WANT TO KNOW ILL FIND OUT. I'M NOT FUCKING LAZY I JUST HAVE SHIT THAT I CAN USE THAT TELLS ME.

FUCK OFF SPORTS TICKERS.

 

[oldfisherman]

I'M FEED UP WITH PRO BB PLAYERS THAT ARE AVERAGE TO ELETE SCORERS

BUT SOMEHOW THINK IT IS OK TO SLACK OFF ON DEFENSE

SOME COULD NOT DEFEND THEIR GRANDMOTHER ON THE COURT

IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT HAS THE SKILLS AND KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO DEFEND A SCORER, IT IS ANOTHER SCORER

FUCK THOSE LAZY RICH CLOWNS PADDING THEIR STATS INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THEY CAN TO HELP THEIR TEAM WIN

 

[Hoopguru]

GOD DAMNIT NOW I DONT NEED TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT FUCK.

ALSO WHO ELSE HERE HATES THE TICKER ON THE BOTTOM THAT SHOWS YOU SCORES?! LIKE IF I WANT TO KNOW ILL FIND OUT. I'M NOT FUCKING LAZY I JUST HAVE SHIT THAT I CAN USE THAT TELLS ME.

FUCK OFF SPORTS TICKERS.

TWAB NABBY! THE HEAVEN IS YOUR PROBLEM! TURN THAT TV OFF!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I'M FEED UP WITH PRO BB PLAYERS THAT ARE AVERAGE TO ELETE SCORERS

BUT SOMEHOW THINK IT IS OK TO SLACK OFF ON DEFENSE

SOME COULD NOT DEFEND THEIR GRANDMOTHER ON THE COURT

IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT HAS THE SKILLS AND KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO DEFEND A SCORER, IT IS ANOTHER SCORER

FUCK THOSE LAZY RICH CLOWNS PADDING THEIR STATS INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THEY CAN TO HELP THEIR TEAM WIN

I ALWAYS THOUGHT CATCHERS SHOULD BE THE BEST HITTERS BECAUSE THEY SEE PITCHES ALL DAY FOR A LIVING BUT IT IS QUITE OFTEN THAT THEY ARE HORRIBLE AT HITTING BASEBALLS FOR SOME REASON WHATS UP WITH THAT

 

[PDXFonz]

GOD DAMNIT NOW I DONT NEED TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT FUCK.

ALSO WHO ELSE HERE HATES THE TICKER ON THE BOTTOM THAT SHOWS YOU SCORES?! LIKE IF I WANT TO KNOW ILL FIND OUT. I'M NOT FUCKING LAZY I JUST HAVE SHIT THAT I CAN USE THAT TELLS ME.

FUCK OFF SPORTS TICKERS.

I HATE IT, ESPECIALLY DURING BASEBALL SEASON WHEN IT TAKES 30 MINUTES TO GO THROUGH THE GAMES. SHOW ME THE NBA SCORES IM WAITING FOR ALREADY. THANKFULLY THE MEDIA AGE HAS REPLACED THE ESPN TICKER. ONE LESS REASON TO DISLIKE BASEBALL.

 

[Hoopguru]

THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THIS IS SALTY SUNDAY

BARFO

I ONCE SAW A LADY AT SALTY"S TRY AND SWALLOW A RAW OYSTER, ON THE SEVENTH UPCHUCK IT FINALLY STAYED DOWN.
THIS BROD COULD GAG WITH THE BEST OF THEM, I BET!

 

[PDXFonz]

RIGHT AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON IS THE WORST.

STOP PUTTING YOUR SOCKS ON WHEN YOUR FEET ARE WET