SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[3RA1N1AC]

BRO WTF WE HAD TO CANCEL THE SHOW YESTERDAY DUE TO LIGHTNING IT WAS SALTY SATURDAY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THE SHOW TODAY IS SUPER SALTY BECAUSE THEY HATE EACH OTHER ALTHOUGH ITS GOING FINE FOR ME SO FAR

 

[Mediocre Man]

THINGS AT WORK ARE NOT GOOD

 

[SlyPokerDog]

THE SHOW TODAY IS SUPER SALTY BECAUSE THEY HATE EACH OTHER ALTHOUGH ITS GOING FINE FOR ME SO FAR

WHAT'S THE SHOW

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WHAT'S THE SHOW

ID PREFER NOT TO SAY DUE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BEING FUCKING WEIRDO SHITLORDS

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ID PREFER NOT TO SAY DUE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BEING FUCKING WEIRDO SHITLORDS

DISNEY ON ICE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THINGS AT WORK ARE NOT GOOD

BUSINESS AS USUAL

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO DAMN LONG TO MAKE THIS THREAD ITS BEEN SUNDAY FOR OVER 5 HOURS ALSO WHY KEEP ON CREATING A NEW THREAD WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE FIRST ONE STICKIED AND KEPT ADDING TO THAT ONE

 

[riverman]

HAVING HERNIA SURGERY IN THE MORNING.....WILL TAKE 6 WEEKS TO RECOVER.....I'M SICK OF MEDICAL PROCEDURES!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO DAMN LONG TO MAKE THIS THREAD ITS BEEN SUNDAY FOR NEARLY 5 HOURS ALSO WHY KEEP ON CREATING A NEW THREAD WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE FIRST ONE STICKIED AND KEPT ADDING TO THAT ONE

BECAUSE FUCK THAT ALL SUNDAYS DESERVE THEIR OWN THREAD SO AS TO APPROPRIATELY DISCERN THE EXACT DATE OF SALTINESS FROM A HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE

 

[riverman]

I HATE THAT I MUST KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TO POST HERE! I'M RETIRED DAMNIT!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE NBA SEASON WOULD START AND PORTLAND COULD RID ITSELF OF VIOLENT EXTREMIST NUTJOBS

 

[Hoopguru]

RIVER MAKE THEM DAMN NURSES GIVEV YOU SOME GOOD PAIN RELIEF IF THEY DONT GIVE EM HELL

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

BECAUSE FUCK THAT ALL SUNDAYS DESERVE THEIR OWN THREAD SO AS TO APPROPRIATELY DISCERN THE EXACT DATE OF SALTINESS FROM A HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE

THAT IS A LOT OF MUMBO JUMBO TALK TO SAY EACH DAY IS DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE NBA SEASON WOULD START AND PORTLAND COULD RID ITSELF OF VIOLENT EXTREMIST NUTJOBS

LIKE THAT WOULD STOP THEM HA HA HA HA

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I HATE GETTING A COLD IN SUMMER

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

LIKE THAT WOULD STOP THEM HA HA HA HA

WHAT WOULD STOP WHO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

HAVING HERNIA SURGERY IN THE MORNING.....WILL TAKE 6 WEEKS TO RECOVER.....I'M SICK OF MEDICAL PROCEDURES!

THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY

 

[oldfisherman]

SALTY ABOUT ALOT OF THINGS TODAY BUT WILL TRY TO BE NICE

IM SALTY BECAUSE TO POST ANYTHING I HAVE TO CLIMB A TREE

LIVING IN A CAVE ON THE SIDE OF A REMOTE MOUNTAIN IS A GREAT IMPROVEMENT OVER LIVING AROUND PORTLAND

BUT THE NEW CELL PHONE TOWER SUCKS

KEEPING YOU KIDS IN LINE IS A REAL PITA LITERALLY

 

[andalusian]

KEEPING YOU KIDS IN LINE IS A REAL PITA LITERALLY

LEAVE MY BREAD OUT OF THIS.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

SALTY ABOUT ALOT OF THINGS TODAY BUT WILL TRY TO BE NICE

IM SALTY BECAUSE TO POST ANYTHING I HAVE TO CLIMB A TREE

LIVING IN A CAVE ON THE SIDE OF A REMOTE MOUNTAIN IS A GREAT IMPROVEMENT OVER LIVING AROUND PORTLAND

BUT THE NEW CELL PHONE TOWER SUCKS

KEEPING YOU KIDS IN LINE IS A REAL PITA LITERALLY

WE ALL APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION IN THIS SHARED ENDEAVOR CALLED EXISTENCE

 

[oldfisherman]

LEAVE MY BREAD OUT OF THIS.

HERE IS REASON #2 WHY I AM SALTY TODAY

STOP LOAFING AROUND

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IM WORRIED THAT NASSIR IS OUR NEXT GREAT HOPE BUT SECRETLY HE JUST KINDA SUCKS AT ACTUAL BASKETBALL CHANGE MY MIND

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

WHAT WOULD STOP WHO

THE VIOLENT EXTREMIST NUTJOBS AND IT WOULD NOT STOP THEM IT WAS SARCASM COULDN'T YOU TELL BY THE HA HA HA HA AT THE END

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

BRO WTF WE HAD TO CANCEL THE SHOW YESTERDAY DUE TO LIGHTNING IT WAS SALTY SATURDAY

IS MRS HCP PERFORMING HER SESSIONS TO THE VIEWING PUBLIC NOW LIKE SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK

HASHTAG BAM

 

[Orion Bailey]

HERE IS REASON #2 WHY I AM SALTY TODAY

STOP LOAFING AROUND

OH LAWD....THIS RIDICULOUSNESS IS ON THE RISE...

 

[Chris Craig]

HAVING HERNIA SURGERY IN THE MORNING.....WILL TAKE 6 WEEKS TO RECOVER.....I'M SICK OF MEDICAL PROCEDURES!

A HIATAL HERNIA OR A INGUINAL HERNIA FUCKING HERNIAS

 

[riverman]

A HIATAL HERNIA OR A INGUINAL HERNIA FUCKING HERNIAS

INGUINAL

 

[e_blazer]

SHOULD WE DIVIDE INTO ANTIFA AND PROUD BOYS TODAY FOR AN EXTRA DOSE OF STUPID SALTINESS?