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APPARENTLY AMISH BEARDED MOTHERFUCKER LEBRON JAMES HAS FILED TO TRADEMARK THE TERM TACO TUESDAY IS IT ME OR DOES THAT GUY JUST SUCK NOT ONLY FOR TRYING TO TRADEMARK SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY MY 5 YEAR OLD SHOUTS ON PRETTY MUCH ANY DAY OF THE WEEK BUT ALSO BECAUSE HES JUST NOT INTERESTING AND HES EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME ESPECIALLY NOW THAT HE JOINED THE LAKERS AND ALSO HES BEEN IN THE NEWS LONGER THAN MY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ALIVE ENOUGH ALREADY THIS TACO TUESDAY THING HAS PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE IM LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING
 
Propagandist said:
APPARENTLY AMISH BEARDED MOTHERFUCKER LEBRON JAMES HAS FILED TO TRADEMARK THE TERM TACO TUESDAY IS IT ME OR DOES THAT GUY JUST SUCK NOT ONLY FOR TRYING TO TRADEMARK SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY MY 5 YEAR OLD SHOUTS ON PRETTY MUCH ANY DAY OF THE WEEK BUT ALSO BECAUSE HES JUST NOT INTERESTING AND HES EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME ESPECIALLY NOW THAT HE JOINED THE LAKERS AND ALSO HES BEEN IN THE NEWS LONGER THAN MY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ALIVE ENOUGH ALREADY THIS TACO TUESDAY THING HAS PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE IM LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING
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I SAW THAT WE NEED TO ACT QUICK BEFORE HE TRIES TO COPYRIGHT SALTY SUNDAY
 
Shaboid said:
MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO FIGURE OUT DINNER SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WANTS AND SHE SAID TO JUST FIGURE IT OUT I AM ABOUT TO BUY HER A CAN OF SARDINES AND TELL HER THERE ITS FIGURED OUT
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WHAT DOES SHE LIKE TO EAT JUST MAKE THAT
 
Shaboid said:
MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO FIGURE OUT DINNER SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WANTS AND SHE SAID TO JUST FIGURE IT OUT I AM ABOUT TO BUY HER A CAN OF SARDINES AND TELL HER THERE ITS FIGURED OUT
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID BRO THIS HURRICANR IS GONNA SEND US FOOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH EVENTUALLY ITLL BLOW SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH MAN I REALIZE HOW DIRTY THAT SOUNDS BUT IF YOU TOLD HER THST MAYBE YOU GET A BLOWY WHILE ITS BLOWING THANK ME LATER
 
I HAD A DUDE WORK FOR ME WHOS NAME IS DICK N BUTT I KID YOU NOT POOR BASTARD HE WAS A SHORT EMO KID AND HE PLAYED BASS
 
Strenuus said:
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID BRO THIS HURRICANR IS GONNA SEND US FOOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH EVENTUALLY ITLL BLOW SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH MAN I REALIZE HOW DIRTY THAT SOUNDS BUT IF YOU TOLD HER THST MAYBE YOU GET A BLOWY WHILE ITS BLOWING THANK ME LATER
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IF WE ARE SHELTERED UP AND I DONT GET A BLOWY DURING THE HURRICANE I WILL BE EXTRA SALTY
 
HURRICANES DONT JUST BLOW THEY ARE ALSO VERY VERY WET
 
IM KIND OF IMPRESSED BY MY SON RIGHT NOW WHO IS TAKING GALLON SIZED ZIPLOC BAGS AND USING A FOODSAVER APPLIANCE TO MELT THEM DOWN TO THE SIZE HE NEEDS TO FIT IN HIS THREE-RING BINDER AFTER HE REINFORCES ONE SIDE WITH PACKING TAPE AND THEN HOLE PUNCHES IT ALL SO HE CAN HAVE SEALED POCKETS TO HOLD THE COMPOSITION BOOKS HIS SCHOOL FORCES HIM TO USE IN EACH CLASS

ITS SOME MACGYVER TYPE STUFF AND ITS PRETTY COOL
 
PtldPlatypus said:
IM KIND OF IMPRESSED BY MY SON RIGHT NOW WHO IS TAKING GALLON SIZED ZIPLOC BAGS AND USING A FOODSAVER APPLIANCE TO MELT THEM DOWN TO THE SIZE HE NEEDS TO FIT IN HIS THREE-RING BINDER AFTER HE REINFORCES ONE SIDE WITH PACKING TAPE AND THEN HOLE PUNCHES IT ALL SO HE CAN HAVE SEALED POCKETS TO HOLD THE COMPOSITION BOOKS HIS SCHOOL FORCES HIM TO USE IN EACH CLASS

ITS SOME MACGYVER TYPE STUFF AND ITS PRETTY COOL
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THIS IS MORE SWEET THAN SALTY
 
Shaboid said:
THIS IS MORE SWEET THAN SALTY
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QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT MY SALTY SUNDAY POSTS ILL PUT WHATEVER THE HECK I WANT IN THIS THREAD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

IM ALSO ANNOYED BY THE FACT THAT HES WORKING ON THIS PROJECT INSTEAD OF CLEANING HIS ROOM OR MOWING THE LAWN

THERE YOU HAPPY YOU FRIGGIN WHINER
 
I HAD SOME EDIBLES IT WAS A NERDS ROPE IM ASSUMING THAT THE NERDS THEMSELVES WERE NOT LACED BUT THE ROPE ITSELF WAS SORT OF A GUMMY THING AND IT HAD THE GOOD STUFF I FIGURED SO I SCRAPED OF THE NERDS IM KINDA WATCHING MY CARBS RIGHT NOW AND ANYWAYS I TOOK A BITE AND WAS LIKE ON SOME ANIMAL GUIDE STONED OUT QUEST SHIT FORREAL I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS 50 MG BUT MAYBE ITS PER SERVING I DONT KNOW BUT THE FUNNY PART IS THAT I LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE PACKAGE AND IT SAYS NEDS ROPE NOT NERDS I GUESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO GET SUED BUT NOW IM THINKING THE DUDE THAT MADE THEM WAS PROBABLY NAMED NED AND HE COULDNT FIND HIS MEDKIT OR SOMETHING DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
 
3RA1N1AC said:
I HAD SOME EDIBLES IT WAS A NERDS ROPE IM ASSUMING THAT THE NERDS THEMSELVES WERE NOT LACED BUT THE ROPE ITSELF WAS SORT OF A GUMMY THING AND IT HAD THE GOOD STUFF I FIGURED SO I SCRAPED OF THE NERDS IM KINDA WATCHING MY CARBS RIGHT NOW AND ANYWAYS I TOOK A BITE AND WAS LIKE ON SOME ANIMAL GUIDE STONED OUT QUEST SHIT FORREAL I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS 50 MG BUT MAYBE ITS PER SERVING I DONT KNOW BUT THE FUNNY PART IS THAT I LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE PACKAGE AND IT SAYS NEDS ROPE NOT NERDS I GUESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO GET SUED BUT NOW IM THINKING THE DUDE THAT MADE THEM WAS PROBABLY NAMED NED AND HE COULDNT FIND HIS MEDKIT OR SOMETHING DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
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NO
 
I WAS OUT IN THE WOODS AT A BONFIRE THING AND WE WERE GETTING DOWN PRETTY SPECTACULARLY AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE SUN WAS STARTING TO COME UP AND THERE WERE ALL THESE LITTLE FLIES THEY CALL THEM NO SEE EMS AND THEY COME OUT AT DAWN TO FEAST AND THEY BITE LIKE CRAZY BUT I HAD ON PANTS AND A HOODIE SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVZ BUT MEANWHILE I HAD A RIP IN THE RIGHT KNEE OF MY JEANS AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW I GOT LIKE 100 BITES ALL UP AND DOWN MY RIGHT LEG THOSE CRAFTY MOTHERFUCKERS GOT IN AND DID WORK I WAS SUPER SALTY
 
3RA1N1AC said:
I WAS OUT IN THE WOODS AT A BONFIRE THING AND WE WERE GETTING DOWN PRETTY SPECTACULARLY AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE SUN WAS STARTING TO COME UP AND THERE WERE ALL THESE LITTLE FLIES THEY CALL THEM NO SEE EMS AND THEY COME OUT AT DAWN TO FEAST AND THEY BITE LIKE CRAZY BUT I HAD ON PANTS AND A HOODIE SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVZ BUT MEANWHILE I HAD A RIP IN THE RIGHT KNEE OF MY JEANS AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW I GOT LIKE 100 BITES ALL UP AND DOWN MY RIGHT LEG THOSE CRAFTY MOTHERFUCKERS GOT IN AND DID WORK I WAS SUPER SALTY
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IS IT JUST ME OR DO A LOT OF THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG FOR YOU?
 
NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS WAS REALLY THAT BAD IN FACT ONE OF THEM WAS KINDA RADICAL SO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN MAN IM BLESSED
 
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