Search for the Color Commentator

[Mediocre Man]

Why does a color commentator mean it is a black commentator? Cant be red, brown or yellow?

I know they are all precious in His sight

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I know they are all precious in His sight

Jesus loves the color commentators of the world?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Jesus loves the color commentators of the world?

You know He is the true God because even He loves Heinsohn and the guys from Houston

 

[Strenuus]

Obviously the Brandon Roy idea was a brick.

Better known as the Deandre Jordan free throw.

 

[Mediocre Man]

If Mychal Thompson said the right things, about wanting to come back to Portland and this being the right opportunity, he'd be perfect. Knowledgeable, light hearted, former Blazer

 

[Orion Bailey]

If Mychal Thompson said the right things, about wanting to come back to Portland and this being the right opportunity, he'd be perfect. Knowledgeable, light hearted, former Blazer

Unfortunately he has a premadonna smuggy goodie two shoes for a son and that would not work. What will Michael do when we are whooping his sons' teams ass up and down the court next year?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I want someone who knows the game, but I also want someone who is genuinely funny.
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You just described gary payton

 

[Mediocre Man]

You just described gary payton

I just described over 100 people

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I just described over 100 people

100 people that would have a tie to seattle and oregon?

 

[Chris Craig]

Unfortunately he has a premadonna smuggy goodie two shoes for a son and that would not work. What will Michael do when we are whooping his sons' teams ass up and down the court next year?

Every time we play the Warriors we will have to hear him talk about how amazing his son is...NOT NO, BUT HELL NO

 

[Mediocre Man]

100 people that would have a tie to seattle and oregon?

Yes.

 

[jlprk]

Yeah, pretty sure he said it a LOT more than once.



Yep, here's a few of them

Okay. I was wrong.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Yes.

Name them please

 

[Mediocre Man]

Name them please

Naming the 100's of people who know basketball, are humorous and have ties to both Seattle and Portland would take too long.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Naming the 100's of people who know basketball, are humorous and have ties to both Seattle and Portland would take too long.

Humor me. Im not sure there are many better than gary payton available.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Humor me. Im not sure there are many better than gary payton available.

http://www.viralhoops.com/gary-payton-trash-talking/

Lol I love me some Payton

 

[Mediocre Man]

Humor me. Im not sure there are many better than gary payton available.

Never said they were better or worse. Said there were tons of them

 

[PDXFonz]

Love the wild one, but I hope our new color guy calls him Damian, not Damon.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Payton would be great. Hearing all those stories about him playing for the Sonics and Lakers would be a treat during games. We folks in Stumptown would be very fortunate to hear such amazing stories about big city life.

 

[jlprk]

Sherman Alexie. A funny American Indian. Best of all, he lives in Seattle.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/avid-fan-sherman-alexie-compares-nba-players-to-greek-gods/

 

[Mediocre Man]

Multiple sauces telling me Mychal Thompson and Steve Smith are both on a short list of 5 candidates. Also believed that PJ and Brent Barry on list, but not confirmed.

 

[Natebishop3]

Dennis Miller anyone?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Dennis Miller anyone?

Id love a funny 3rd guy

 

[Pinwheel1]

Multiple sauces telling me Mychal Thompson and Steve Smith are both on a short list of 5 candidates. Also believed that PJ and Brent Barry on list, but not confirmed.

Mychal Thompson might be on their short list. Kind of like Durant is on their short list. I just can't see any possible scenario where Mychal's leaves his job with the Lakers and his radio gig to move back to Portland after all these years. The only shot is if his wife hates So-cal and wants to move back.

 

[TBpup]

Mychal Thompson might be on their short list. Kind of like Durant is on their short list. I just can't see any possible scenario where Mychal's leaves his job with the Lakers and his radio gig to move back to Portland after all these years. The only shot is if his wife hates So-cal and wants to move back.

One son plays baseball for the Dodgers, the other plays basketball for the Warriors. Agreed, tough to see him leaving Cali.

 

[Pinwheel1]

One son plays baseball for the Dodgers, the other plays basketball for the Warriors. Tough to see him leaving Cali.

Exactly, and he goes to almost every Dodger home game. I guess he could have two homes, since the baseball season is mostly during the off season.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Let's talk about this again. It's way less depressing

Can we get a top tier guy to sign here, or will we need to settle for someone like Holton?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Let's talk about this again. It's way less depressing

Can we get a top tier guy to sign here, or will we need to settle for someone like Holton?

After giving Calabro a max deal, I don't know if we have the cap space for a top-tier guy like Brent Barry or Steve Smith.

 

[jlprk]

Why don't they run auditions all over Portland? There are hundreds of thousands of people who know the team here, so just find the most talkative 1%. Of those, find the 10% who will do it for free, and spend the savings on gold watches for Barrett, Rice, and what's his name.

 

[Schilly]

Alaa Abdelnaby