Search for the Color Commentator

[rasheedfan2005]

I nominate me. Im hilarious, im pro blazers and anti ref, and i have a face for radio. Im mike rice but 1/12th the age and twice the drinking problem.

 

[jlprk]

Chris McGowan just said on Courtside that they're looking to announce a replacement in August.

Hey Sly, when does Denny's contract on you end?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Hey Sly, when does Denny's contract on you end?

The bag of milk bones doesn't expire until 2017, so...

 

[Natebishop3]

Hey Sly, when does Denny's contract on you end?

Dogs don't get contracts. Denny owns him forever.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey Sly, when does Denny's contract on you end?

Majority vote wants me gone, I'm gone.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Majority vote wants me gone, I'm gone.

Never!

 

[BonesJones]

Fear not mediocre one. It will be Bones. He has Seattle ties. Smitty doesn't.

BNM

Who's this imposter of which you speak?

 

[Mediocre Man]

I could be a good color guy except for the whole lack of rhythm thing.

 

[BonesJones]

Oh we'll be lucky if he even answers our phone call. He does work for a national site ya know

Yeah, because Calabro didn't work nationally or anything....

You are so ________ (Adjective) sometimes.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Who's this imposter of which you speak?

The real Bones....Brent Barry

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Never!

Don't threaten me.

 

[BonesJones]

The real Bones....Brent Barry

HE'S FAKE FAMS

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Let's get Ahmad Rashād

 

[OneSport3]

I've heard from a good source that the 2 finalists for the color commentator job are Steve Smith and Greg Anthony. The person that gets the job will still maintain their national position with Turner/NBATV (a la Steve "Snapper" Jones did with NBC).

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I've heard from a good source that the 2 finalists for the color commentator job are Steve Smith and Greg Anthony. The person that gets the job will still maintain their national position with Turner/NBATV (a la Steve "Snapper" Jones did with NBC).

Doesn't move my needle.

 

[Driew]

I've heard from a good source that the 2 finalists for the color commentator job are Steve Smith and Greg Anthony. The person that gets the job will still maintain their national position with Turner/NBATV (a la Steve "Snapper" Jones did with NBC).

I'll take Steve Smith!

 

[MickZagger]

I've heard from a good source that the 2 finalists for the color commentator job are Steve Smith and Greg Anthony. The person that gets the job will still maintain their national position with Turner/NBATV (a la Steve "Snapper" Jones did with NBC).

Is the Calabro and Smith/Anthony hire a ploy by the organization to land some big name free agents

 

[Tunchi]

Yeah, because Calabro didn't work nationally or anything....

You are so ________ (Adjective) sometimes.

Local guy

 

[Mediocre Man]

I've heard from a good source that the 2 finalists for the color commentator job are Steve Smith and Greg Anthony. The person that gets the job will still maintain their national position with Turner/NBATV (a la Steve "Snapper" Jones did with NBC).

This is literally extremely disappointing. Anthony is garbage, and Smith is boring. I truly hope this is inaccurate

 

[Mediocre Man]

Doesn't move my needle.

Makes the needle limp

 

[Sinobas]

I know! Mike Rice Jr!!!!

 

[Mediocre Man]

So apparently Anthony's solicitation of prostitution arrest is no biggie?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So apparently Anthony's solicitation of prostitution arrest is no biggie?

He was probably trying to catch a Pokemon.

 

[barfo]

If we want someone who isn't playing anymore, it seems like pretty much every member of our summer league team will be available for full-time broadcasting duties.

barfo

 

[BlazerCaravan]

If we want someone who isn't playing anymore, it seems like pretty much every member of our summer league team will be available for full-time broadcasting duties.

barfo

Russ Smith tried out for court side reporter, but he never passed the microphone to the person he was interviewing so it kind of fell apart.

 

[ripcityboy]

I listened to Steve Smith today for the first time.

No.

F-cking.

Way.

I want commentary. Not an invitation to go to sleep.

 

[HailBlazers]

I listened to Steve Smith today for the first time.

No.

F-cking.

Way.

I want commentary. Not an invitation to go to sleep.

Wait , you're saying Summer League wasn't exciting?

No.

Fing.

Way.

 

[ripcityboy]

Wait , you're saying Summer League wasn't exciting?

No.

Fing.

Way.

That's beside the point. I mean. I'm going to sleep anyway. But damn, when you find yourself waking up but then going back to sleep again and again -- by the just commentary..... it becomes like some weird Dr. Who time warp!

 

[BonesJones]

Local guy

Calabro has no ties to Portland. Steve Smith has ties to Portland. Cmon dude this argument is too easy...

 

[THE HCP]

So apparently Anthony's solicitation of prostitution arrest is no biggie?

YOURS wasn't!