SEO Writing Services

[Haakzilla]

If anyone needs professionally optimized content, then look no further than Edgar Allan SEO for all of your writing needs!

NEW COMPANY --> EdgarAllanSEO.com <-- WEBSITE LAUNCH!

 

[jlprk]

Am I supposed to know what an SEO is? You lose the customer that way!

 

[Natebishop3]

Am I supposed to know what an SEO is? You lose the customer that way!

If you're looking for an SEO service, I would assume you know what an SEO is.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Am I supposed to know what an SEO is? You lose the customer that way!

It's similar to REO Speedwagon but very different.

 

[Natebishop3]

It's similar to REO Speedwagon but very different.

Completely like REO Speedwagon but different.

 

[Haakzilla]

Am I supposed to know what an SEO is? You lose the customer that way!

...that means you were never the customer, like Nate said!

 

[jlprk]

Your client doesn't want new customers?!!?$$]*+

I tried some traditional Hack punctuation there.

And REO Speedwagon was after my time! Nirvana, Michael Jackson, if you're late to the party, don't show up!

 

[Natebishop3]

Your client doesn't want new customers?!!?$$]*+

Clients already know what search engine optimization is. Customers don't need to know what search engine optimization is for it to work on them.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

Actually a lot of people (prospective clients) know they need something called SEO to improve their site yet have no idea what SEO is.

 

[Haakzilla]

...does this page help those that may not fully understand?! --> http://www.edgarallanseo.com/services

 

[jlprk]

Did Edgar Allen Poe (EAP) know what SEO is? You notice they killed him at age 40? That may be why.

 

[jlprk]

Is this some gyp resumé writing service? They charge too much.

 

[Haakzilla]

Is this some gyp resumé writing service? They charge too much.

...no, how much did they charge you?!

 

[jlprk]

I had written a really good-looking resumé for years, but I wanted to try out the new idea in the 80s of a resumé-writing service. She charged me $30 or $35 in 1980s dollars (that was expensive), and I never used the result because it was a downgrade of what I already had.