Notice Setting up a fundraiser for Taylor

[BlazerCaravan]

Hey guys,

After seeing first-hand the awful conditions plaguing our newest forum member, Taylor, I think it's time we pass the hat around and help the guy out.

I'll be setting up a PayPal fund shortly; PM me if you have any questions. Post if you have any suggestions on ways to help!

Thanks guys! You are the kindest forum I'm on, and I KNOW we can turn his life around!

DONUTS WERE JUST THE BEGINNING!

WE PRAY FOR TAYLOR!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I'll donate a quarter so we can call all those who truly care about Taylor.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'll donate a quarter so we can call all those who truly care about Taylor.

Bless your generosity! A phone call drive is a great idea! With enough money, we should be able to call ALL of Portland! We'll find that person who cares for Taylor!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I already gave him all of my herpes.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I already gave him all of my herpes.

I've been so worried about the crushing loneliness he's been experiencing, but now he'll never truly be alone! You are so generous!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

To be honest, I kept a few for myself.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

#justicefortaytay

 

[Taylor Danforth]

Haha finally! Something funny and original. Well done

 

[3RA1N1AC]

There once was a dude bro named taylor

Who had quite the penchant for sailers

They rode him quite rough

Until he had enough

And went back to his single wide trailer

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Haha finally! Something funny and original. Well done

Taylor, dude. I've been backing you, but these antics in your posts are concerning me. Best to keep a low profile while we're working on getting you well.

 

[Natebishop3]

Can't we at least get the guy a gift card for Men's Warehouse?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

So.... what exactly is the money going towards?

An education? To cover his bills when he's out of a job?

I just can't shake this image of Danforth out of my head:

 

[Natebishop3]

So.... what exactly is the money going towards?

An education? To cover his bills when he's out of a job?

I just can't shake this image of Danforth out of my head:

Men's Warehouse and a 6 month subscription to E harmony.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Men's Warehouse and a 6 month subscription to E harmony.

Lessons on how to use Tinder? Dude clearly needs to get laid....

 

[RR7]

FarmersOnly?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Lessons on how to use Tinder? Dude clearly needs to get laid....

I think hiring a professional is the best course of action.

sent from a phone you've probably never heard of

 

[Sedatedfork]

He just needs a friend. Let's rent him a friend.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey guys,

After seeing first-hand the awful conditions plaguing our newest forum member, Taylor, I think it's time we pass the hat around and help the guy out.

I'll be setting up a PayPal fund shortly; PM me if you have any questions. Post if you have any suggestions on ways to help!

Thanks guys! You are the kindest forum I'm on, and I KNOW we can turn his life around!

DONUTS WERE JUST THE BEGINNING!

WE PRAY FOR TAYLOR!

Sexual reassignment surgery can be expensive, changing Taylor to Tom Danforth is going to cost a lot of money.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Keeping with the teach a man to fish school of thought, money is not going to help. He needs listeners and followers. He can try these lamb insult contests and it may work. Jim Rome has no problems paying the bills. However, I would point to the success Isaac and Suke have locally and tell him to take notice.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He just needs a friend. Let's rent him a friend.

Why not buy him a session with that professional hugger girl?

http://cuddleuptome.com/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Keeping with the teach a man to fish school of thought, money is not going to help. He needs listeners and followers. He can try these lamb insult contests and it may work. Jim Rome has no problems paying the bills. However, I would point to the success Isaac and Suke have locally and tell him to take notice.

That bastard! I can't believe he would dare to insult lambs.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Taylor needs more than a friend or a professional. He needs a mail order bride/groom (whatever he's into). Sly, can we do that? Is that illegal? It would be our first S2 wedding. I think I am going to cry. I am so happy for the couple.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why not buy him a session with that professional hugger girl?

http://cuddleuptome.com/

Now this is a winning idea!

I would chip in $5 for this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Taylor needs more than a friend or a professional. He needs a mail order bride/groom (whatever he's into). Sly, can we do that? Is that illegal? It would be our first S2 wedding. I think I am going to cry. I am so happy for the couple.

I'm kinda like the ship captain of the forum so I'm sure I can legally perform the wedding.

 

[Sedatedfork]

 

[Sedatedfork]

Mixum could be the DJ, PapaG could provide great vegan food, of course crandc would make the cake, and Nate B will handle security with fully loaded airsoft pistols.

 

[Natebishop3]

Can we do one of these?

http://www.rockstarsingingtelegrams.com/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can we do one of these?

http://www.rockstarsingingtelegrams.com/

Never Gonna Give You Up

http://www.rockstarsingingtelegrams.com/#!epic-songs/c1x9v

 

[Natebishop3]

Maybe we could teepee his Vespa?

 

[dviss1]

Lessons on how to use Tinder? Dude clearly needs to get laid....

I think he's the type of guy that'll steal your credit card info and use it all on Christian Mingle.