Sh*t that makes you feel old (1 Viewer)

[THE HCP]

Who is that chic^?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Who is that chic^?

Gymnastic Olympian Shawn Johnson.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/04/13/hilary-duff-baby-pics/

I remember when it was jailbait.

Her husband looks like Syndrome from The Incredibles.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I was presented with a court order from a judge yesterday at work demanding the release of funds from a CD that had been opened at the bank I work for. It stated that at 18 years of age the CD should be closed and paid by Cashier Check to the person in the order. The individual gave me her drivers license which stated they were born on March 24th, 1994.

I told her, "The order states I can't close the CD and gave you a check until you are 18."

She just stared at me, like, "Are you fucking stupid?"

 

[barfo]

The Summer of Love was 45 years ago.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

Speak for yourself! I was gettin' my JIZZ on just LAST summer!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

American Reunion made me feel old.

Fuck, Jim's wife (band camp girl) is nearly 40 and looks it.

 

[barfo]

Speak for yourself! I was gettin' my JIZZ on just LAST summer!

For a married man, that aint so impressive. Of course, Mrs. HCP is pretty busy, so it might be hard getting an appointment.

barfo

 

[PapaG]

For a married man, that aint so impressive. Of course, Mrs. HCP is pretty busy, so it might be hard getting an appointment.

barfo

So original.

 

[PapaG]

American Reunion made me feel old.

Fuck, Jim's wife (band camp girl) is nearly 40 and looks it.

She makes a shitload of bank on How I Met Your Mother. $100k an episode for 22 episodes/year. I actually think Jason Biggs probably begged her to be in that movie with him and the other American Pie has-beens. Pretty much the rest of them have all flopped.

 

[barfo]

So original.

blah blah blah?

barfo

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Ell MacPherson is 48.

Kathy Ireland is 49.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Ramblin Rod! Good one!

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Damn good one, Sly.

Local television programing on free channels, hahaha, all three of them, and you find the one show that everyone from that time period would reconize.

by the by, is that your dog in the avatar?

 

[oldguy]

Seeing classic, or vintage, or antique stuff on the pawn shop shows....when I remember us having that stuff when it was new.
When I buy a can of pop, I remember when they quit making Coca Cola. When they brought it back, it became 'Classic Coke.'
Having grandkids, one of which is old enough to make me a great-grandfather.

Go Blazers

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn good one, Sly.

Local television programing on free channels, hahaha, all three of them, and you find the one show that everyone from that time period would reconize.

by the by, is that your dog in the avatar?

Nah, just some bitch I found on the internet.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, I didn't know Farrell's was still in business.

http://www.farrellsusa.com/index.php

http://www.farrellsusa.com/locations-and-menus.php

 

[THE HCP]

Used to go to Farrell's across the street from our church down by Lloyd Center as kids. My dad worked there during HS.

 

[julius]

Elaine Benes is 51 years old.

Remember when 51 year old women looked like this?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

The Fresh-Prince ended nearly 20 years ago.

Play form Kid & Play is a grandfather.

o0

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I still have this card somewhere around here, And all my Bo Jackson rookie cards too!

 

[The Professional Fan]

I still have all the Grif rookie cards.

Britney Spears is 30.

 

[Denny Crane]

Steve Carlton, the great pitcher for the Phillies when I was growing up, is 67 years old.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Then:

Now:

 

[Eastoff]

Monsters INC is 11 years old.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's been 12 years since I last did shrooms.

 

[THE HCP]

It's been 12 years since I last did shrooms.

Or an actual woman you didn't have to blow up first!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Leo Dicaprio really does look like Jack Nicholson now:

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Fuck u for bumping this the week I turn 40. FUCK UUUUUUUU