Shaedon Sharpe MRI Update

[Chris Craig]

Update: We are still waiting.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Update: There is no update.

And that is your official update on the update.

 

[HailBlazers]

Gonna need microfracture in every bone in his body. Can somebody call Vecna and just get this done quick?

Plus an experimental bionic arm transplant?

 

[BigGameDamian]

Update: We are still waiting.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Every time I see a new post in here I hope that it’s an update…. Only to be disappointed again and again by one of you fuckers

You're suffering from premature updateulation.

 

[tlongII]

I’ve heard the injury is life threatening.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

HE'S FINE! HE'S FINE!

STARTING ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL GAME THREAD!

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/20...ns-saturday-july-9-2022-7pm-pdt-espn2.377774/

 

[Mr. Robot]

unlucky number slevin

 

[blazerfan11]

HE'S FINE! HE'S FINE!

STARTING ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL GAME THREAD!

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/20...ns-saturday-july-9-2022-7pm-pdt-espn2.377774/

 

[Natebishop3]

HE'S FINE! HE'S FINE!

STARTING ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL GAME THREAD!

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/20...ns-saturday-july-9-2022-7pm-pdt-espn2.377774/

You’re evil.

 

[Kulas]

This is all mind games to mess with the pelicans' game plan

 

[Strenuus]

Every time I see a new post in here I hope that it’s an update…. Only to be disappointed again and again by one of you fuckers

This is a new post.

 

[theprunetang]

Guess the term for when the HCP lucked out and found his wife.

Any guesses?

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Guess the term for when the HCP lucked out and found his wife.

Any guesses?

Cuckold

 

[theprunetang]

Cuckold

He "updated"

 

[blazerfan11]

Guess the term for when the HCP lucked out and found his wife.

Any guesses?

Arranged marriage?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Arranged marriage?

This is @THE HCP we're talking about, I'm sure his wife considers it a deranged marriage.

 

[Fairly-Hard]

He’s fine. He’s playing tomorrow.

 

[BBert]

I’ve heard the injury is life threatening.

Oh no. Did someone walk by and pat him on the back? Oh, the humanity.

 

[blazedanugz]

He’s fine. He’s playing tomorrow.

do you know this or is that an assumption?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

!!!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Gonna need microfracture in every bone in his body. Can somebody call Vecna and just get this done quick?

Hello,
Can we just inject him with ademantium now and bypass all this fragile shit?

 

[blazerfan11]

 

[calvin natt]

Legit the most Blazer thing. I know it’s cliche but cmon. We can’t even get fucking MRI results like a normal team. Almost every 1st round player having good games, putting up impressive numbers, showing signs, but nope. Ours is 5 mins and out and crickets

 

[PCmor7]

Have we gotten any report to know whether Sharpe still is alive?

 

[PDXFonz]

Have we gotten any report to know whether Sharpe still is alive?

Last we’ve heard is that he went into the mouth of the Kraken after taking off one of its tentacles.

 

[blazerkor]

Have we gotten any report to know whether Sharpe still is alive?

@Fairly-Hard is on the ground in Vegas and says that Shaedon will play tomorrow. I would ask him for a link but our reporters are constantly asleep on the job. I guess we'll see tomorrow. As far as the team goes, the last word was from Hetzel who said that Shaedon was feeling good and that they would feel comfortable playing him tomorrow if the MRI was good.

I know the sentiment on here has been no news is bad news but when the last concrete news was that Shaedon was feeling good and the MRI would have to contradict that in order for him to be held out, I think a clean MRI might be seen as a nonstory to the coaching staff and they'll just trot him out tomorrow. This isn't the playoffs with huge stakes and it's not even the regular season where the team has to give the league an injury report. So let's just see what happens tomorrow.

 

[KSF-ERIC]

Let me hijack this thread: WHO is more famous? Me or Shaedon Sharpe?? The man only has 19K Twitter followers. I have almost 90k!!

 

[blazerkor]

Let me hijack this thread: WHO is more famous? Me or Shaedon Sharpe?? The man only has 19K Twitter followers. I have almost 90k!!

You are today Eric. Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[KSF-ERIC]

You are today Eric. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Hahahaha Totally. Could change tomorrow! Hope so!