Sheriff Joe Arpaio investigating Obama

[MARIS61]

I had to "post" my birth certificate numerous times in my life.

I even had to release my college transcripts to get jobs.

I think the birther stuff is nonsense, as I posted.

What are you babbling about now? Dipping in early today to some of that central Oregon Juniper Gin?

Thats twice in two days you've insinuated I was a lush.

FYI, I drink maybe 10-20 beers total (summertime) and a glass or 2 of wine 4 or 5 times a year. I don't drink hard liquor at all.

When I lived in the Portland area I knew a guy who "worked for Gallo".

He lived down by the tracks and would do yardwork, wash my car, pick up the dogshit, all for a bottle of Thunderbird.

 

[jlprk]

That's a 3 year old hoax:

http://www.factcheck.org/2009/05/was-obama-born-in-the-usa/

Very interesting article. Thanks for correcting Papa's usual inaccuracies, Maris. He also needs to be set straight on his incomprehensible graphic which miserably fails to cover up Bush's military record.

 

[MARIS61]

Pics or it's not true.

As close as I'm going to that is posting this guy's pix since 6 times in the last 2 years I have been stopped by strangers in stores who asked me "Do you know you look just like Eric Clapton?".

About the 4th time it happened my wife was with me and she got a laugh out of it.

The last time it happened was like the 2nd time in that month and I kind of chuckled out loud and said "My wife doesn't think so". He started to walk away, turned back around and asked "You AREN'T, are you?

Well, I'm not Eric Clapton.

But I am a little better looking than him, and have led a far more charmed life.

And I could hold my own in a blues jam with him.

http://www.google.com/search?q=eric...e&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CBUQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=634

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

As close as I'm going to that is posting this guy's pix since 6 times in the last 2 years I have been stopped by strangers in stores who asked me "Do you know you look just like Eric Clapton?".

About the 4th time it happened my wife was with me and she got a laugh out of it.

The last time it happened was like the 2nd time in that month and I kind of chuckled out loud and said "My wife doesn't think so". He started to walk away, turned back around and asked "You AREN'T, are you?

Well, I'm not Eric Clapton.

But I am a little better looking than him, and have led a far more charmed life.

And I could hold my own in a blues jam with him.

http://www.google.com/search?q=eric...e&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CBUQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=634

Pics or it's not true.

I heard you look like Lady GaGa without tits.

 

[MARIS61]

At least you didn't say I looked like Lady GaGa, tits and all.

 

[MickZagger]

That Arpaio guy has always struck me as obnoxious.

 

[PapaG]

Very interesting article. Thanks for correcting Papa's usual inaccuracies, Maris. He also needs to be set straight on his incomprehensible graphic which miserably fails to cover up Bush's military record.

I never commented on the accuracy of the transcripts, other than we've never seen them.

DERRRRRRRRRRR

 

[PapaG]

Pics or it's not true.

Maris' pic is available on his real estate website. Red cheeks, bulbous nose, the usual you'd expect from a vampire sucking out people's money in central Oregon.

 

[PapaG]

That Arpaio guy has always struck me as obnoxious.

Seems like you'd like that, as would most of us.

 

[Haakzilla]

...looks like he finally came to a conclusions with his investigation

[video=youtube;xh37rWmUL9Q]

 

[jlprk]

Shouldn't the new thread, "Finally proof that Obama is the devil," be merged in at this point?

http://sportstwo.com/threads/232748-Finally-proof-that-Obama-is-the-devil!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shouldn't the new thread, "Finally proof that Obama is the devil," be merged in at this point?

http://sportstwo.com/threads/232748-Finally-proof-that-Obama-is-the-devil!

It makes sense that the devil wouldn't have a birth certificate.

 

[Haakzilla]

It makes sense that the devil wouldn't have a birth certificate.

...yeah, because they definitely don't hand out certificates to fallen angels

 

[MARIS61]

Everybody I worked with at Gallo were fun and outgoing. Confident, bordering on cocky, but I don't have a problem with that sort of person.

So you're saying they were all drunks.

 

[Further]

It makes sense that the devil wouldn't have a birth certificate.

I was born in Hades and I have a birth certificate. They just spell it Memphis Tennessee.