Shit talking with wolves fans (all are welcome in this thread)

[Further]

Next up, be play the pups, and instead of having every thread become an argument, I thought we could have this thread where wolves fans are given more freedom to post and have a good time along with us Blazer fans. Of course, any other thread the mods will crack down hard.





I know Nolan smith wants to be traded, I think it might be worth it to trade him to Minny for Rubio. If Rubio can just stay healthy he could back up Lillard for 8 minutes a game.

 

[Natebishop3]

We only need shit talking threads with actual rivals.

 

[KingSpeed]

Great thread. We could talk shit in the game thread though, right?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Great thread. We could talk shit in the game thread though, right?

As long as there are no personal insults.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

As long as there are no personal insults.

And as long as we are winning unless you want to look like a ****(oops!, is that an insult?).

 

[KingSpeed]

I'm fine with losing tomorrow. A 2-2 split on this trip is a HUGE success.

 

[Further]

I'm fine with losing tomorrow. A 2-2 split on this trip is a HUGE success.

You might be fine with it, but I doubt our superior players will be fine with it.


They have some players that bring unique attributes to the hardwood.
Love is league leader in douchiness
Rubio racking up DNP's with the best of them.
Pekovic is the ugliest player in the NBA, looking like a neanderthal wearing a vampire costume

 

[KingSpeed]

Love and Pekovic are hard to tell apart on TV. They both have widows peaks and beards.

 

[Further]

Love and Pekovic are hard to tell apart on TV. They both have widows peaks and beards.

Love is the one missing all his shots. That's how I tell them apart.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Teh cawk pics' arrival is nigh.

HCP awaits with baited (and dirty) breath.

 

[KingSpeed]

Love is the one missing all his shots. That's how I tell them apart.

Oh my God, I just seriously laughed out loud. Repped.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

As long as there are no personal insults.

What about their home addresses?

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

via yahoo game preview

The Timberwolves (15-14) have dropped 18 of the last 20 meetings with the Trail Blazers, while going 2-11 with Love, who is averaging 17.8 points and 10.7 rebounds.

With Love's status unclear, the Timberwolves will try to beat their Northwest Division rivals for just the third time in over five years Saturday night.

Do we really need to pour more salt in the wound?

 

[BrianFromWA]

yeah, but we're without Meyers Leonard. Ask them if Roy's playing.

And bring up that their SG problem might be lessened if they hadn't jettisoned Webster for nothing in a failed attempt to belatedly get under the cap enough to sign Nic to his offer sheet. I mean, he's no great shakes, but he's getting about 10pt/4reb on 39% 3pt shooting and a 12 PER for the putrid Bullets. Sounds like a guy we hoodwinked them into not finding out that he's too decrepit to play. And it's rich that Roy's earning 5M or so this year while rehabbing his degenerated knees, while they're trying to come after us for passing an injured player on to them without them knowing about it who's starting half his games.

 

[magnifier661]

As long as there are no personal insults.

**SlyPokerDog you, SlyPokerDog**

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Minnesota is a 7.5 point favorite? Am I missing something?

 

[NorthBayBaller]

We've been playing better without Love imo. He hurts us when he's not scoring. His lack of effort on defense is pissing me off too. Seriously, pick and roll Love all night long and you'll win by 49 points.

Looking forward to seeing Lillard play. I know some of you rubes have been ripping on Rubio's play this year. Because of that I sincerely hope Lillard blows his acl tonight, misses the rest of the season, comes back next year and shows all you bafoons how difficult it is to come back from that kind of injury.

Cheers!

 

[NorthBayBaller]

Minnesota is a 7.5 point favorite? Am I missing something?

Yes, Portland isn't very good?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Yes, Portland isn't very good?

He says, sidestepping the fact that Minnesota isn't very good either.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Minnesota is a 7.5 point favorite? Am I missing something?

Probably because Love might not play. If he were ready to go, we'd be a 2 point fav.

 

[NorthBayBaller]

Probably because Love might not play. If he were ready to go, we'd be a 2 point fav.

That's actually funny.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

We've been playing better without Love imo. He hurts us when he's not scoring. His lack of effort on defense is pissing me off too. Seriously, pick and roll Love all night long and you'll win by 49 points.

Looking forward to seeing Lillard play. I know some of you rubes have been ripping on Rubio's play this year. Because of that I sincerely hope Lillard blows his acl tonight, misses the rest of the season, comes back next year and shows all you bafoons how difficult it is to come back from that kind of injury.

Cheers!

Wow, stay classy. Disgusting.

And Love is pulling a Melo. Mailing it in until he gets what he wants.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Aww you rubes think you know about recovering from injuries?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Aww you rubes think you know about recovering from injuries?

Rubes know one thing: teh cawk.

 

[Further]

I think the doctors misdiagnosed Love's sprained finger, the finger is just fatigued after continually flipping off the Wolves fan base.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I think the doctors misdiagnosed Love's sprained finger, the finger is just fatigued after continually flipping off the Wolves fan base.

I thought he dislocated it trying to pull it out of his own ass.

 

[NorthBayBaller]

I thought he dislocated it trying to pull it out of his own ass.

Stay classy Portland fans.

 

[Further]

I thought he dislocated it trying to pull it out of his own ass.

Nope, that's how he hurt his neck.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Stay classy Portland fans.

LOL. Says the guy wishing injury on a Portland player.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Stay classy Portland fans.

Because of that I sincerely hope Lillard blows his acl tonight, misses the rest of the season, comes back next year and shows all you bafoons how difficult it is to come back from that kind of injury.

You have no notion of the word "classy".