Sly "Butter" Dog with the J!

[SlyPokerDog]

It was funny because that voodoo doughnuts guy was all trying to sing along with me. Portland is definitely weird

It is his band.

 

[ripcityboy]

I miss Storm Large and the Balls playing there. That was an amazing show.

You ever go to Sinferno? I've seen some amazing things there.

Oh god!

 

[magnifier661]

It is his band.

Oh hahah

 

[BonesJones]

@BonesJones thats actually Jimmy Kimmle

I thought you were fucking with me... I just now realized it's Jimmy Kimmel

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oh god!

Have you? Sinferno is the most Portland of Portland things do. It's a burlesques show put on by workers in the local sex and stripper industries.

One time this girl came out on stage topless, kneels down in front of this little bench, puts a metal dish on the bench and starts placing naked barbie dolls in it. She then pours lighter fluid on them and sets them on fire. Next she takes a large knife and begins stabbing the burning dolls while reciting this poem about how her mother left her as a child and screwed up her life. IT WAS AWESOME! So many deep physiological issues on display. 10/10 would watch again.

 

[ripcityboy]

Have you? Sinferno is the most Portland of Portland things do. It's a burlesques show put on by workers in the local sex and stripper industries.

One time this girl came out on stage topless, kneels down in front of this little bench, puts a metal dish on the bench and starts placing naked barbie dolls in it. She then pours lighter fluid on them and sets them on fire. Next she takes a large knife and begins stabbing the burning dolls while reciting this poem about how her mother left her as a child and screwed up her life. IT WAS AWESOME! So many deep physiological issues on display. 10/10 would watch again.

Very PDX.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Have you? Sinferno is the most Portland of Portland things do. It's a burlesques show put on by workers in the local sex and stripper industries.

One time this girl came out on stage topless, kneels down in front of this little bench, puts a metal dish on the bench and starts placing naked barbie dolls in it. She then pours lighter fluid on them and sets them on fire. Next she takes a large knife and begins stabbing the burning dolls while reciting this poem about how her mother left her as a child and screwed up her life. IT WAS AWESOME! So many deep physiological issues on display. 10/10 would watch again.

I prefer daddy issues

 

[Orion Bailey]

It was Karaoke From Hell. Anyone can jump up on the stage, lol. I was just impressed that Mags did it twice. Tipped the band both times to jump the line.

Ahh yes. Karaoke from hell.

Sly took me to dante's when I came up to watch a game. I don't like in Portland anymore

Awesome man!! How many beers were in ya?

I miss Storm Large and the Balls playing there. That was an amazing show.

You ever go to Sinferno? I've seen some amazing things there.

went a couple times. Its something to see at least once.
I prefer the erotic ball at the Crystal. Ive been a part of that once on stage. Havent been invited back, mainly because I was fronting for an already more established band that had already performed the previous year at the erotic ball. I was no longer with them the next year after I performed. GOOD times though for sure.

I am serious. When I book my next show ( May not be at Dante's) I will post it up and if enough forum members actually show, Ill make sure we learn a cover of the forums choice for a massive singalong.

 

[e_blazer]

I am serious. When I book my next show ( May not be at Dante's) I will post it up and if enough forum members actually show, Ill make sure we learn a cover of the forums choice for a massive singalong.

SWEET! I nominate "Revenge of the Nerds" by the Rubinoos.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I am serious. When I book my next show ( May not be at Dante's) I will post it up and if enough forum members actually show, Ill make sure we learn a cover of the forums choice for a massive singalong.

I vote for "I'll be mellow when I'm dead" by Weird Al...

 

[Orion Bailey]

SWEET! I nominate "Revenge of the Nerds" by the Rubinoos.

I vote for "I'll be mellow when I'm dead" by Weird Al...

I was thinking more like "We Are The World" But change it to we are the blazers....