OT Sly's house of random 2018 edition

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I didn't know you were short.

Never been told that about anything but my temper.

 

[Chris Craig]

Any idea why a short little fat guy would go to the gym and ONLY do bench press?

Anyone?

Hey I stretched

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Maybe he realized what he was getting himself into....or he loves his fat belly and doesnt want to lose it.

He is maybe 5'7" and has short arms and always wears a local highschool baseball team shirt but he's maybe 35 years old.

I watched him rep 315 with no spotter the other day. I always see him benching but never noticed how much.

Today, shows up and straight for the bench.

 

[Chris Craig]

He is maybe 5'7" and has short arms and always wears a local highschool baseball team shirt but he's maybe 35 years old.

I watched him rep 315 with no spotter the other day. I always see him benching but never noticed how much.

Today, shows up and straight for the bench.

And then just left huh...strange

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

And then just left huh...strange

Maybe it is just what I've noticed. My imagination says he is a baseball coach and competes with his kids at school.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Maybe it is just what I've noticed. My imagination says he is a baseball coach and competes with his kids at school.

Or the "Kim Kardashian" in a Vegas drag show.

 

[Titan]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

They missed Who gives a

 

[Titan]

They missed Who gives a

That one was adopted by big and little.

 

[theprunetang]

That one was adopted by big and little.

So @bodyman5000 and 1 and @Chris Craig adopted a baby? That's cute.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

So @bodyman5000 and 1 and @Chris Craig adopted a baby? That's cute.

We tried but they kept asking me why I wanted to adopt another kid after I'd already adopted Chris.

 

[stampedehero]

<That's right I liked them since then and before that. Too bad I was exiled in NJ.

 

[theprunetang]

We tried but they kept asking me why I wanted to adopt another kid after I'd already adopted Chris.

Yes! You nailed this one.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Sometimes old stuff works the best. Brasso may give you cancer but it works awesome.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

You know what expression airplane pilots say most often before a crash? "Oh, shit!" Kind'a fits, huh?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

LOL

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hahahahaha

 

[stampedehero]

Sometimes old stuff works the best. Brasso may give you cancer but it works awesome.View attachment 19694

Thank God we don't want to sniff that stuff. Used that chemical on my A uniform brass way way back in the day

Early 80's cops......I guess '83. The K type Chrysler. No finger nails for her fake hand.

 

[stampedehero]

Since it is from Russia, it is what it is. In this country this would be taught in first year litigation courses for aspiring attorneys.

 

[Lanny]

Thank God we don't want to sniff that stuff. Used that chemical on my A uniform brass way way back in the day

Early 80's cops......I guess '83. The K type Chrysler. No finger nails for her fake hand.

We must have used half a ton of Brasso in my platoon in basic training just polishing our belt buckles.

 

[Lanny]

Thank God we don't want to sniff that stuff. Used that chemical on my A uniform brass way way back in the day

Early 80's cops......I guess '83. The K type Chrysler. No finger nails for her fake hand.

We didn't have class ''A"s, we only had dress greens. I was wearing my dress greens when I met and talked to Governor Nelson Rockefeller when he was running for President..

 

[barfo]

We must have used half a ton of Brasso in my platoon in basic training just polishing our belt buckles.

Is that what the kids called it back then? "Polishing my belt buckle"?

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Is that what the kids called it back then? "Polishing my belt buckle"?

barfo

Yeah, a bunch of young kids preparing for combat in the Army. We were all too young to be killed in a ruthless manner.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dear god why?!?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[stampedehero]

Blazer fans have special powers.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]