OT Sly's house of random, 2019 edition

[Chris Craig]

I’m taking a stand up comedy class. My first show which is like an open mic night is in 3 weeks

Thats awesome man. Never have done standup. I was in an improv group

 

[Stevenson]

How can a basketball be funny unless you're marooned on an uncharted island for years?

 

[riverman]

Is there another word if the ball is deflated?

barfo

ouch?

 

[riverman]

I've been doing stand up here at S2 for years...great practice for dealing with hecklers!

 

[Lanny]

Definition No. 1, Lanny.

bas·ket·ball
/ˈbaskətˌbôl/
noun

1. a game played between two teams of five players in which goals are scored by throwing a ball through a netted hoop fixed above each end of the court.
   • the inflated ball used in the game of basketball.

Hey, don't take it so seriously.

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, don't take it so seriously.

Ha! I don’t take much of anything around here too seriously. I was just messing with you in response to your messing with me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

LOL

 

[Lanny]

Is there another word if the ball is deflated?

barfo

Viagra.
Oh, you meant basketball.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[Sedatedfork]

I want to know more about this. Make sure someone vids it, I would love to see your set.

Here ya go

Edit: @KingSpeed fite me

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Naked women?

 

[Lanny]

Wow, I'm surprised that you are showing that video of yourself. By the way, those burgers were great. Thanks again.

 

[Dougnsalem]

I forgot that you did these threads Sly. You can toss mine in here if you want....

This is the dude that did the funny round one video. He's got some pretty good stuff.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I forgot that you did these threads Sly. You can toss mine in here if you want....

This is the dude that did the funny round one video. He's got some pretty good stuff.

I like your thread.

 

[Chris Craig]

Why is there a boxer dog but not a briefs dog?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

That reminds me of an incident I had in a grocery store recently. I was in the produce section when this elderly lady walks up to me and says "Excuse me but you look just like my son who died recently in combat." We talked for a while while I tried ot console her because she started crying. She thanked me for my time and asked me if I would do her one last big favor. Naturally, I said yes. She asked me to call her mom at the check out counter. I got behind her in line a few shoppers back and called her mom. Her face lit up which earmed my heart. She left and said goodbye. I finally got up to the clerk and he said "Your mom asked me to add her groceries to your bill, I hope that's okay." OMG, I ran out to the parking lot just as she was about to close her door and drive off. I didn't have much time so I just grabbed her by the leg and started yanking, you know, just like I'm pulling your leg.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

Why is there a boxer dog but not a briefs dog?

dogs these days are very stable geniuses...they don't need or have time to take briefs

 

[Lanny]

LOL

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Why is there a boxer dog but not a briefs dog?

When you find the answer, please let me know but be brief about it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[andalusian]

 

[Lanny]

Aha, the master on/off switch. It also serves as a swell reset button.

 

[SlyPokerDog]