OT Sly's house of random, 2020 edition

[ABM]

I think that's already been discussed in here.

Wouldn't doubt it. That's why I threw it in the random pile.

 

[Lanny]

Wow, what a great judge.
What the judge called perseverance I've called tenacity to the young adults I've mentored in life.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[lawai'a]

 

[Lanny]

As opposed to "Congrats on your "monkey"? Referring to the last line.
Which reminds me,, there was this woman who got on a city bus crying while carrying what appears to be a baby completely wrapped in swaddling baby clothes. Someone had just told her how ugly her baby was. She sat down and was just bawling. The bus driver says "What's wrong lady? Having a tough day? Let me run across to that bar, I think they have something that will help." He comes back with a glass of brandy and says to the crying woman "Here, drink this. It will help settle you down." and then he says "Oh, and here's some peanuts for your monkey."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Amazing, 4 or 5 drinks has the same affect on me except that, bingo, I'm no longer vertical.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Road Ratt]

Companies apologize after using the Māori word for 'pubic hair'.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/c...ri-word-for-pubic-hair/ar-BB17HkoD?li=BBnb7Kz

At least the beer's tagline didn't begin with: "Grab 'em by the..."

 

[Lanny]

I smell drugs.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

The world is an inexorable, ruthless maw that without unyielding vigilance, will swallow you whole.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Nice deck. I'd be out there using it to BBQ hunks of grilled beast. Where's the missing Weber in this picture?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[lawai'a]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

https://webmail.spectrum.net/index.php/mail/viewmessage/getattachment/uniqueId/18869/account/0/filenameOriginal/VID-20200626-WA0002.mp4/filenameModified/VID-20200626-WA0002.mp4?folder=SU5CT1g%3D

I need your webmail login name and password to read whatever you're trying to post.

 

[barfo]

Same. Please post login, password, social security number, and birthdate.

barfo

 

[lawai'a]

what, no SSN?

 

[Lanny]

Same. Please post login, password, social security number, and birthdate.

barfo

I need the same except please include your current address and mother's maiden name.

 

[Road Ratt]

 

[Lanny]

The Golden Bastard.
I learned that about 50 years ago.

 

[lawai'a]

One of world’s most dangerous lakes is growing in belly of Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano

Read more here: https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article245235215.html#storylink=cpy