OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[Lanny]

He should try a college infirmary they'll take anyone.

 

[Sedatedfork]

did standup for the first time in 18 months

 

[ABM]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/what-could-have-gone-on-in-portland.366525/

 

[ABM]

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/what-could-have-gone-on-in-portland.366525/

Thanks

 

[ABM]

Love this pic...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

That is brilliant.

 

[Lanny]

If you want to feel really stupid, lie on your back with your shirt off, while feeling super depressed, and have a "healer" put purple rocks all over your body and wonder why it's not working for you, all while knowing it cost your brother $80, money you really could have used on rent.

When I was a young man my lame brain mother knew this man that she highly revered. She told me that he wanted to do a medical exam on me. I didn't believe in his kind of pseudo healing but I agreed just to placate my mother. He took me in my parents bed room and asked to strip naked and lay on my belly on the bed. Well, I thought that was a weird request but he was a man as was I so what the hell. He never touched me but he took his own sweet time making his 'exam'. Years later, I realized that the guy had sexual fantasies about me. He's probably too old to beat up but I sure wish I could break his nose.
My mother was a sucker for scam artists all her life.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Yum, yum, blackberry pie and mashed potatoes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Is that some type of Chinese tattoo?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is that some type of Chinese tattoo?

I guess?

 

[Lanny]

Is that some type of Chinese tattoo?

Looks more like Martian to me.

 

[Lanny]

From a guy who once went from the left to the right, you couldn't do that in a Million years. It took me more like three years of really hard work, 2 1/2 hours a day, 5 days a week, drenched in sweat from head to knees. You could have wrenched the sweat from my sweat clothes.
Do this and I guarantee you'll never feel better.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

From a guy who once went from the left to the right, you couldn't do that in a Million years. It took me more like three years of really hard work, 2 1/2 hours a day, 5 days a week, drenched in sweat from head to knees. You could have wrenched the sweat from my sweat clothes.
Do this and I guarantee you'll never feel better.

You mean learn photoshop? I can think of a lot of things that would make me feel better.

 

[barfo]

You mean learn photoshop? I can think of a lot of things that would make me feel better.

Oh yeah? Name 19,438 such things.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

You mean learn photoshop? I can think of a lot of things that would make me feel better.

A word to the wise, everybody likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass.

 

[Road Ratt]

Meanwhile... Olympic Swimmer's Warmup Dance Goes Viral.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Road Ratt]

Meanwhile... Chicken Thighs Are The New Chicken Wings.

 

[ABM]

CIRCA: 1965

 

[ABM]

Ode to my beautiful wife: