OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[Chris Craig]

Why not just use the plunger?

 

[Road Ratt]

NBA Edition of Generation Gap - Bill Walton vs Anfernee Simons.

 

[Lanny]

NBA Edition of Generation Gap - Bill Walton vs Anfernee Simons.

Anfernee is 6' 4" and he looks like a midget next to Walton.
By the way, Walton is not only my favorite Blazer of all time but he's also my favorite NBA player of all time. At his peak, of course.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Damn, I had zero correct answer. Spent a few days with my nephew and his gf and could only understand half of the stuff they were saying to each other.

I go them all correct

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I go them all correct

I'm certain you cheated.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

That made my day

 

[Lanny]

My wife makes the best Reubens in the world.
They really need a Mrs. Neuschin naturally fermented dill pickle to be complete. Sigh, Mrs. Neuschin got bought out by Kroger and they discontinued it, bastards.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[tlongII]

Maybe I'm blind, but I don't see a dildo in that picture.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Maybe I'm blind, but I don't see a dildo in that picture.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Husband leading blind wife into strip club

 

[Lanny]

Husband leading blind wife into strip club

You mean all I have to do is put my wife's eyes out? Tell me how you did it?

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm certain you cheated.

Lol

Nope. Just right in between the old and the new so I have experienced a bit of it all

 

[Chris Craig]

Husband leading blind wife into strip club

Maybe he's trying to figure out if she has been faking being blind all these years

 

[Chris Craig]

Ha, you a Jonas bros fanboy!

No.

I just know who they are

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Dr. Phil is an ass. I'm not even sure he has a PhD.

 

[Chris Craig]

I wonder if the dancers let her touch them to "see" them. Maybe the husband was hoping for a free cop a feel, too.

Has a blind man ever gone into a strip club? How does that work?

 

[Chris Craig]

Dr. Phil is an ass. I'm not even sure he has a PhD.

A Pretentious Hack Degree...sure

 

[Lanny]

Has a blind man ever gone into a strip club? How does that work?

It's what you'd call a hands on event.

 

[Lanny]

Pretty sure I've encountered one or two.

You used to work as a stripper?

 

[Lanny]

Ha, no. I used to work part time security/bouncer in a strip club. Owner of the club tried to have me jumped, so I quit right before I'd have gotten my ass beaten. I unknowingly "dated" his sister.

I like the stripper story better but I refuse to tuck any folding money in your panties.

 

[Lanny]

It's OK, I'd much rather your wife do it.

You should be so lucky, she won't tuck paper money in mine.

 

[Lanny]

It's because I still have an ass, Lanny!

Well, I am an ass so what do you think of that?

 

[Chris Craig]

Well, I am an ass so what do you think of that?

A whole ass or just the hole?

 

[Lanny]

A whole ass or just the hole?

I'm pretty much all ass. But there's one really strange part, I'm proud of it.

 

[ABM]

Met (face-to-face) my beautiful wife 5 years ago today at PDX. Took her to McCormick & Schmick's for dinner, then to Huber's for a Spanish Coffee nightcap. Following that, we walked along the waterfront. While walking near the Hawthorne Bridge, to my surprise, I saw a homeless person beginning to drop his drawers to defecate on the lawn. I was a bit shocked, but acted quickly. I spun my gal around and laid a big kiss on her. We made out until the derelict was finished with his business. My wife and I laugh about it today because she never saw a thing. Heh, only in Portland.