OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Those must be college kids. Nobody else is that dumb.

 

[stampedehero]

Experts Predict Summer 2021 Will Be a ‘Tick Time Bomb’—Here’s How to Stay Safe (yahoo.com)

 

[Road Ratt]

11-Year-old Girl With Autism Earns Guinness World Record for Mental Math Skills.

Just because you’ve got “higher math” in your name, doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll have an aptitude for arithmetic, but for 11-year-old Sanaa Hiremath, numbers are her special gift.

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/girl-autism-earns-guinness-world-record-math-skills-sanaa-hiremath/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Now, which one is the one that doesn't do shit?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Chinese Water Deer. They have fangs instead of antlers.

 

[Chris Craig]

Chinese Water Deer. They have fangs instead of antlers.

Terrifying

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

Chinese Water Deer. They have fangs instead of antlers.

Fang is Chinese for Bob.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Lol

I like that lady

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

 

[ABM]

Driving home the other day and a vulture hit my truck. Big bird.

 

[barfo]

Driving home the other day and a vulture hit my truck. Big bird.

You shouldn't have been driving high.

barfo

 

[ABM]

I loved going here as a kid. I think @Lanny got his first kiss there. Too bad Pixieland turned into moth balls.

 

[ABM]

Man, I'd love to go to this!! Perhaps, take in a concert @ Les Schwab while there.

https://bendconcerts.com/event/bend-brewfest/

 

[barfo]

I loved going here as a kid. I think @Lanny got his first kiss there.

I don't know if the statute of limitations has expired, but you can still report his abuse of you to the police.

barfo

 

[ABM]

I don't know if the statute of limitations has expired, but you can still report his abuse of you to the police.

barfo

How can I help it if he misconstrued the word pixie? Anyway, he's now resigned himself to solely abusing mods, so all is OK in the world.

 

[Stevenson]

Back when I lived in L.A. in the 80s I was going through a rough patch. My brother bought me a "crystal healing." The lady put all of these types of crystals all over me for an hour and we did some meditations.

Guess what? They didn't do shit!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Back when I lived in L.A. in the 80s I was going through a rough patch. My brother bought me a "crystal healing." The lady put all of these types of crystals all over me for an hour and we did some meditations.

Guess what? They didn't do shit!

It did something for the lady who got paid, lol.

 

[andalusian]

It did something for the lady who got paid, lol.

Actually, in the crystal community many pay to have a Stevenson put on them - as it is supposed to clear the crystal's chakra

 

[ABM]

Back when I lived in L.A. in the 80s I was going through a rough patch. My brother bought me a "crystal healing." The lady put all of these types of crystals all over me for an hour and we did some meditations.

Guess what? They didn't do shit!

She probably forgot to turn on the fans. Crystal gales work wonders.

 

[Stevenson]

If you want to feel really stupid, lie on your back with your shirt off, while feeling super depressed, and have a "healer" put purple rocks all over your body and wonder why it's not working for you, all while knowing it cost your brother $80, money you really could have used on rent.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I don't know if the statute of limitations has expired, but you can still report his abuse of you to the police.

barfo

It's expired, thank God.

 

[SlyPokerDog]