OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[Stevenson]

Colorado is hilarious!

 

[Lanny]

That's obviously a ploy to kick the fucking pussy's ass, steal his girlfriend and the money in his wallet. Old trick.

Hey, wait a minute, I just realized that I'm now the pussy. Oh shit.

 

[Shaboid]

 

[Shaboid]

 

[stampedehero]

 

[Chris Craig]

Didn't even run away when he threw it. That's a crazy squirrel

 

[Shaboid]

Didn't even run away when he threw it. That's a crazy squirrel

I'm hoping he already had a rabies shot.

 

[Shaboid]

City's attempt to cut Texas man's grass leads to a standoff, a fire and his death, police say

 

[barfo]

City's attempt to cut Texas man's grass leads to a standoff, a fire and his death, police say

I applaud this patriot!

If we let government cut our grass, what's next? Government haircuts? Government bikini waxing?

It's a slippery slope, we must protect our freedoms!

barfo

 

[Shaboid]

I applaud this patriot!

If we let government cut our grass, what's next? Government haircuts? Government bikini waxing?

It's a slippery slope, we must protect our freedoms!

barfo

But if the government takes over, what will @THE HCP do for work??

 

[barfo]

But if the government takes over, what will @THE HCP do for work??

OMG, HCP is a fed! No wonder he's been monitoring our posts here!

barfo

 

[Lanny]

But if the government takes over, what will @THE HCP do for work??

He'll go back to working for the Blazers.

 

[Lanny]

OMG, HCP is a fed! No wonder he's been monitoring our posts here!

barfo

Don't ever stop because I enjoy your fact based humor a great deal.
Is this what you wanted, master? Please don't ever keel haul me again.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Ha!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I slay that song during karaoke night.

Slay as in I don't suck.

I call bullshit. I've heard that women and small children stick their fingers in their ears when you sing. Besides given a few drinks we all think we could be professional singers.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

The hammer, my favorite tool.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

One of life’s unfortunate truths……….

 

[SlyPokerDog]

But maybe you're the asshole if you keep running into so many...

 

[Lanny]

One of life’s unfortunate truths……….
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There are assholes everywhere. Have you tried driving on the freeway lately or anywhere else for that matter?

 

[Chris Craig]

But maybe you're the asshole if you keep running into so many...

I'm a whole ass

 

[Orion Bailey]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Shaboid]

A potato named Doug may be the largest ever unearthed

 

[barfo]

There are assholes everywhere. Have you tried driving on the freeway lately or anywhere else for that matter?

True, I had a bunch of people yelling and screaming at me yesterday as I was minding my own business, driving across the playground at the elementary school.

barfo

 

[tlongII]

A potato named Doug may be the largest ever unearthed

You gonna eat that?

 

[Shaboid]

You gonna eat that?

I was actually having a weird conversation with some friends lately and the premise was this:

You can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life, but out of the five preparations, you can only choose 4. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, scalloped potatoes, tatertots. Which do you get rid of?

I agree, this could be the stupidest conversation anyone has ever had.