OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[Chris Craig]

A potato named Doug may be the largest ever unearthed

 

[Chris Craig]

I was actually having a weird conversation with some friends lately and the premise was this:

You can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life, but out of the five preparations, you can only choose 4. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, scalloped potatoes, tatertots. Which do you get rid of?

I agree, this could be the stupidest conversation anyone has ever had.

That's easy scalloped

 

[tlongII]

I was actually having a weird conversation with some friends lately and the premise was this:

You can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life, but out of the five preparations, you can only choose 4. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, scalloped potatoes, tatertots. Which do you get rid of?

I agree, this could be the stupidest conversation anyone has ever had.

I would give up the tots.

 

[Shaboid]

That's easy scalloped

I got rid of tots. I appreciate the cheesiness of scalloped potatoes.

 

[Chris Craig]

I got rid of tots. I appreciate the cheesiness of scalloped potatoes.

Not a fan of the texture

 

[RR7]

I'll take that over a half-ass.


Looks like an aborted fetus. Yummy.

Well shit, if it resembles a fetus, you've just granted it more rights than women!

 

[Lanny]

I'm a whole ass

Just ask my mom, I'm all ass.

 

[Lanny]

I was actually having a weird conversation with some friends lately and the premise was this:

You can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life, but out of the five preparations, you can only choose 4. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, scalloped potatoes, tatertots. Which do you get rid of?

I agree, this could be the stupidest conversation anyone has ever had.

You left out potatoes au gratin, home fried potatoes and potatoes O'Brien.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

My clock my time!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Come on, Lanny, you haven't heard me sing yet. You'd fall for me (just as my wife did) when you hear me sing! You know I take my karaoke singing seriously when I have a room dedicated to it. Well, actually, it's more for the wife and her friends (but every good Vietnamese home's got to have a karaoke room).

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bullshit. Thats not your place is it? Thats a google-a-room!

When i was told S2 is full off a buncha basement dwellers….well i dont blame em with a basement like this!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Road Ratt]

 

[ABM]

A father said to his daughter “You graduated with honors, here is a car I acquired many years ago. It is several years old. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you. The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because it looks very worn out.”

The father said, ”Take it to the pawnshop.” The daughter went to the pawnshop, returned to her father and said, ”The pawnshop offered $100 because it was a very old car.”

The father asked his daughter to go to a car club and show them the car. The daughter took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it since it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, an iconic car and sought out after by many.”

The father said to his daughter, ”The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you. Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

A father said to his daughter “You graduated with honors, here is a car I acquired many years ago. It is several years old. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you. The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because it looks very worn out.”

The father said, ”Take it to the pawnshop.” The daughter went to the pawnshop, returned to her father and said, ”The pawnshop offered $100 because it was a very old car.”

The father asked his daughter to go to a car club and show them the car. The daughter took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it since it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, an iconic car and sought out after by many.”

The father said to his daughter, ”The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you. Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.

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And yet you keep coming back………\\\\

 

[ABM]

And yet you keep coming back………\\\\

You love me and you know it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Lanny]

I use to live with a guy who had severe problems with his Cerebral Palsy that caused him to stutter with great difficulty such that I would often have to finish his sentences for him. He was so bright and so funny that I found listening to him to be no burden but rather a privilege.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Shaboid]

Damn dude, it's too early in the morning for me to be crying.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn dude, it's too early in the morning for me to be crying.

Better?

 

[barfo]

Damn, why do you keep posting such unflattering pictures of Mrs. SPD? She can look cute from certain angles!

Some people would think having her legs splayed out like that was sexy.

barfo

 

[tlongII]

Better?

That right there is the real GOAT!

 

[Lanny]

Damn, why do you keep posting such unflattering pictures of Mrs. SPD? She can look cute from certain angles!

You should meet the Mrs., she's more interesting than Sky and Sly's pretty damn interesting. Every time Mrs. SPD has come over she grabs all the attention. He's a very lucky man.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Congrats, it's the antichrist

 

[SlyPokerDog]