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EL PRESIDENTE said:
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I wonder if ABM sent them a dick pic.

Here is a picture of the person on the receiving end of said dick pic.

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My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in

preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me right now! Right here!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to loose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken"
 
SlyPokerDog said:
My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in

preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me right now! Right here!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to loose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken"
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That's what Alexa's for. ;)
 
Peppa Pig Also Had A Peloton Incident On The Show.

 
Nice....

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/06/us/missed-jackpot-malfunction-casino-game-trnd/index.html

A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunctioned and didn't tell a tourist he won. The gaming board tracked him down

A tourist in Las Vegas hit the jackpot on a slot machine last month, but he was never informed due to a malfunction in the machine, according to gaming officials.

Now after an exhaustive search, the Nevada Gaming Control Board says they have identified the winner of the nearly $230,000 prize.
On January 8, a man, later identified by officials as Robert Taylor, played a slot machine at Treasure Island Hotel and Casino. Due to a communications error, according to gaming officials, the slot machine malfunctioned and didn't notify Taylor or casino personnel that he was a winner.

By the time the error was noticed, casino personnel were unable to identify the man, who was from out of state. The gaming board took on an exhaustive search to make sure the man would be awarded his prize.......................
 
OK, that's my wife and me on the right. Quick! Who's the dude on the left?!

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